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The Last Demon Slayer

A loud banging sound could be heard from the trunk of an old car that was parked inside an abandoned warehouse. The inhumane rocking of the car was accompanied by a muffled scream. "Shhh... Be quiet..." One said as she slowly opened the trunk and pulled the poor lady out from it. The two suspicious characters that were wearing clown masks tied the poor lady in the middle of the floor where a big pentagram was scribbled. "MSHGGSKKSSSSH!!!!" The poor lady made a desperate attempt to scream but it was to no avail. One of her assailants had the heart to remove her gag but the first thing that she asked as soon as it was removed was, "Is this a prank??? I know it was you, Cassie. That shirt is mine." As soon as she heard her name, Cassie removed her mask. "Ana, don't panic. We will just exorcise you, okay? Calm down. After all of this is done, we could just all pretend that none of this ever happened in the first place." "What?!!!!!! You're crazy, Cassie!" "NO! Look, you tried to strangle me with a belt last night. But don't worry because I don't blame you for that. You were possessed and right now we will exorcise that demon out from your body." "No-----mmmpphhhh" Before the lady named Ana could even speak another word of protest, Cassie already gagged her again with that same piece of cloth that they used before. "So what are we gonna do next?" "You have to pee on her?" "No way! I would never pee on my best friend! Jared, that's insane!" "Then let us just all forget about this whole exorcism thing then because it was clearly written here. Instruction No.1. You have to mark the subject with your own scent." ANA: ____(O_O')_____ CASSIE: ____(~_~")7_____ JARED: ____(--,)_____

WolfsBane · Fantasy
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171 Chs

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Cassie and Jared have already walked a considerable distance when the latter suddenly felt the need to ask the other party.

"Were you on medication?"

"Yeah... I used to take Nuplazid to curb my hallucinations"

Cassie replied without bothering to hide anything from him.

"I knew it! That darn pimavanserin drug again."

"Why do you ask? And how did you know about it anyway?"

This time, it was Cassie who asked Jared a question. She wondered how 'Mr. Guardian Angel' knew a thing or two about drugs that used to treat psychosis.

Meanwhile, Jared who has no idea how his sudden question raised suspicion on Cassie's end answered her honestly.

"At first I have no idea of its effect either. But it turned out that shit stops one from seeing them..."

Jared momentarily made a pause as he contemplated whether he should say it or not. He was not sure if it was okay for him to mention it, but in the end, he still spilled it.

"---- and Rhian told me that it also makes it harder for you to orgasm. You know the seesaws in the kids' playground? Ever since she came off with med, they make her come really hard."

The more he spoke, the deeper the crease that formed on Cassie's forehead, and oblivious to the change on the other party's expression, Jared continued.

"The look on the kids' faces------"

He was just about to continue saying more when he finally felt the dead serious stare that Cassie had been throwing in his direction.

"It is wrong. I know."

He added sheepishly. But then after a short while, he remembered something again.

"Have you ever slept with a guy with cold semen?"

"What?!"

Cassie was visibly taken aback when Jared asked her that but she still answered him.

"No. I don't think so. It's not like I always check."

She added afterward.

"Well then, keep this in mind. It might come in handy in the future. If a guy turned out to be possessed by a demon, their semen would go cold. That is a major warning sign."

"Well, thank you for the information. But if it comes to the point that I am already taking the temperature of his semen, it is probably too late by then, right?"

"Oh right. I was not thinking about it that far."

Jared laughed when Cassie pointed that out and realized that it was indeed foolish of him to bring that up. After all, who in their right mind would carry a semen thermometer anyway?

"Anyway, this is me, so...."

Out of the blue, Jared declared that and gestured to the building standing right behind him.

"This is you?!"

Cassie, on the other hand, almost slapped her forehead when she realized where they were headed to.

"I hate to unload and run but if I don't see my therapist, they will section me."

Cassie no longer said anything after hearing that explanation coming from Jared. So the other party felt the need to say more.

"This provides a good alibi whenever I was caught doing something crazy outside. They can always trace it down to a psychiatric ward. So far, I think this provides the best cover for our secret identity as demon hunters."

Jared thought that his words already made enough sense so he stopped explaining.

"By the way, the prick from last night, do you want to help me hunt him down?"

He asked Cassie but the other party declined in a roundabout manner.

"I have work. I have to work."

"OK, another time."

He said and her answer came short and not to mention, dry.

"Definitely."

She said with her tone and face devoid of any emotion. Then she added,

"I will bring my arsepole."

Jared was not quite sure if she meant to sound sarcastic when she said that to him but he ended up seconding her.

"Oh yeah. You should and you should get to speed girl. This is happening."

"Certainly."

"You don't sound like you believe me."

Jared pointed out when he noticed that Cassie did not seem to be taking their conversation seriously.

"I was kinda going with it. But the psychiatric unit is giving me some doubts."

She replied with all honesty and when Jared heard her response, he could not help but sigh.

"So you think I am crazy."

"They think you are crazy, apparently."

"If I am crazy, you are crazy too."

"You think I don't know that yet?"

The more they exchanged words, the more they sounded like they were having an argument so Jared decided to stop from there and concluded their conversation with a piece of advice.

"You just need some time to get your head around it."

"Yeah."

Cassie agreed and without asking for her consent, Jared took her arm and started scribbling on it. He hummed as he jotted something on the other party's skin with a marker.

"We should go get some cocktails next time. I saw you. You loves drinking, right?"

Cassie did not answer him so Jared continued to speak.

"Call me, any time; day or night. But not Tuesday evenings before nine though. I usually enjoy chipotle with Rico around that time."

"I could have just put it in my phone."

She said when she realized that Jared wrote his contact details straight on her forearm.

"In my experience, girls tends to lose their phones."

"Or they tell you they lose them. They don't want to call you because you totally weird them out."

Cassie's words seemed to strike a chord in Jared's heartstring and he was silent for a while. After that, he excused himself and left.

"I have to go."

He entered the building, leaving Cassie standing on the sidewalk all by herself.