"Oh yeah, sure. I guess it is my bad then, for not recognizing that even though he was obviously trying to talk to you and not at me, it still boils down to the fact that you are just a normal human and I am not. Since it is obvious that I am the one who is beyond normal here, I should be the one who is supposed to be acquainted with that guy and not you. Thus even though he clearly called you by your name just a while ago, it should only be the normal thing to do for me to do the introduction. I did not realize that I am the one who should introduce him to you."
I retorted and just like how a dolt would normally react, the girl did not get my sarcasm straight that I still had to point it out for her sake.
"Exactly!"
She tried to second me without knowing that I mean the exact opposite.
"I was being sarcastic!"
I told her.
"Then you supposed to use a sarcastic voice for that! Now I looked like an idiot."