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The Last Demon Slayer

A loud banging sound could be heard from the trunk of an old car that was parked inside an abandoned warehouse. The inhumane rocking of the car was accompanied by a muffled scream. "Shhh... Be quiet..." One said as she slowly opened the trunk and pulled the poor lady out from it. The two suspicious characters that were wearing clown masks tied the poor lady in the middle of the floor where a big pentagram was scribbled. "MSHGGSKKSSSSH!!!!" The poor lady made a desperate attempt to scream but it was to no avail. One of her assailants had the heart to remove her gag but the first thing that she asked as soon as it was removed was, "Is this a prank??? I know it was you, Cassie. That shirt is mine." As soon as she heard her name, Cassie removed her mask. "Ana, don't panic. We will just exorcise you, okay? Calm down. After all of this is done, we could just all pretend that none of this ever happened in the first place." "What?!!!!!! You're crazy, Cassie!" "NO! Look, you tried to strangle me with a belt last night. But don't worry because I don't blame you for that. You were possessed and right now we will exorcise that demon out from your body." "No-----mmmpphhhh" Before the lady named Ana could even speak another word of protest, Cassie already gagged her again with that same piece of cloth that they used before. "So what are we gonna do next?" "You have to pee on her?" "No way! I would never pee on my best friend! Jared, that's insane!" "Then let us just all forget about this whole exorcism thing then because it was clearly written here. Instruction No.1. You have to mark the subject with your own scent." ANA: ____(O_O')_____ CASSIE: ____(~_~")7_____ JARED: ____(--,)_____

WolfsBane · Fantasy
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Mr. Not so Unfamiliar

"Oh yeah, sure. I guess it is my bad then, for not recognizing that even though he was obviously trying to talk to you and not at me, it still boils down to the fact that you are just a normal human and I am not. Since it is obvious that I am the one who is beyond normal here, I should be the one who is supposed to be acquainted with that guy and not you. Thus even though he clearly called you by your name just a while ago, it should only be the normal thing to do for me to do the introduction. I did not realize that I am the one who should introduce him to you."

I retorted and just like how a dolt would normally react, the girl did not get my sarcasm straight that I still had to point it out for her sake.

"Exactly!"

She tried to second me without knowing that I mean the exact opposite.

"I was being sarcastic!"

I told her.

"Then you supposed to use a sarcastic voice for that! Now I looked like an idiot."