Low Leadership
"Welcome!" smiled the soldier.
The officer shook the soldier's hand, "Here we have friends from Italy wanting to tour a camp and watch a gassing".
"Wow," the soldier nearly jumped, "How's Italy"?
"Well let's put it this way," Logan leaned in with a smirk, "We're winning".
The two Nazis and Hakken joined in on the laugh. Both Nazis made jokes about Russia resisting. It was Hakken who questioned them about the Marines coming their way.
"Oh God, I've always hated Japan," sneered the soldier.
Logan nodded, "Ever hear of their tentacle porn".
"Their what?" asked the officer.
Against their confused expressions, Logan explained, "In Japan, they draw pictures of octopuses raping women. It's seriously disgusting".
"Maybe the Americas aren't so bad," the soldier twitched his neck, "They should consider dropping another bomb on them".
The officer chuckled, "But be ready when they come to the big boys over here".