The Wiggly That Could Not Wiggle No More, I Think?

As I asked this question the hero boy, Kojima, suddenly stopped his attack centimeters away from my face. Why didn't I move you ask? Well I secretly, kind of, when no one was looking, cut off my own head. And whala! It completely grew back. It was so fast that I couldn't even tell my head was cut off. What did I do with the severed head? Well, when I looked at it I was really wondering what my own head would taste like and the next second it had already disappeared. I still don't know what my head tasted like…

Anyway, he is now stopped in front of me with a red face. So I decided this was the perfect time to ask him with the best cute expression I can make to let me have his wiggly!

'Mr. Hero sexy man... Can I please have your wiggly?'

"Wiggly? What's a wiggly?"

Hoho? He is being bashful. Maybe I should just go and grab it and see what happens.

"Wait! What are you doing? Why are you grabbing that? Hey! Ahhh!"

"You demon bitch! What did you do to Koki-kuns dick!? Give that back!"

"Koki- Kun hold on! Koki-kun!"

'Huh? I did ask him for it and when I went to take it he did not resist, was that not giving me consent?''

I looked around the room and everyone else nodded their heads to agree with me.

'See they say so too. He let me take it...'

"You used your demon bitches power on him!"

"Koki-kun's dick belongs to us, give it back!"

'No, no this is mine! I need it to replace Masa's broken wig..! Ouch!'

'Masa you hit me again!'

'What the hell are you doing?'

'I was getting you a new wiggly to fix your broken one!'

'There is nothing wrong with my… Wiggly!'

'Then why when you look at my naked body your wiggly doesn't stand up making you want to ravish my beautiful body!?'

'Who the hell would want to ravish the body of some flat chested kid! Grow some damn meat buns then I might think about it!'

'That's not fair! I don't even think I can even grow!'

'Then it looks like you are shit out of luck! Plus even if you did not have a flat chest I still would not touch you!'

'Why!?'

'You ate your own damn head! Why the hell would I want to ravish anybody who would eat their own head? That's like sending a lamb into a wolf's den and I am the lamb!'

'You saw that!?'

'Did you really think hiding behind a damn twig sticking out of the ground that was no more than two centimeters wide was actually hiding? You even did all these weird tumbles and roles when you made your way to the damn twig!'

'I just wanted to see how it tasted! And to see if my head would grow back...'

'Riku, I will say this now you are the strangest damn girl I have ever met! Anyway, throw that thing away!'

*Gulp!*

'Did you just eat it!?'

'It would have gone to waste otherwise!'

"Ahh!!!!! Koki-kuns dick! You fucking bitch! You will die here. Oh lord of fire, bring down the hells that rain..."

"Run she's going to blow the place up!"

"Fuckign crazy bitch. All because her man's dick was eaten she wants to kill us all!"

"It wasn't even her man's dick anymore, he gave it to the beautiful girl with no tits!"

"She's worse than the beautiful girl with no tits, run!"

"At least the beautiful girl with no tits is beautiful even if she doesn't have any tits!"

"Yeah, no tits-chan we support you! But don't eat our dicks okay!"

I have no idea what everyone is yelling about but they seem to be cheering me on. So yeah go me! I of course have to make sure I strike some poses!

'Ouch!'

'What are you doing? Pick your damn skirt up and let's get the hell out of here.'

'Huh? Leave? Why? I still haven't finished my food!'

'Shit it's too late! Quickly set up a barrier around yourself to ward off the..'

*Boom!* *Boom!* *Boom!*

'Ward off the what?'

'What the hell are you? Why are the damn meteors destroying everything around you but you! One even hit you in the damn head! How did you even get imprisoned last time if you are damn immortal?'

'Huh? Immortal? Oh, I guess I am hahaha!'

I scratched my head in embarrassment, It really did seem I was immortal.

'And I was hungry so I let them capture me...'

'...'

Why is everyone staring at me? Did my panties fall off? No? They are still there you say? It's because I am gyrating my hips while meteors are falling down from the sky? Well, I am trying to make Masa's wiggly get big. I figure he might have a panty fetish since he keeps averting his eyes.

'Ouch!'

'Put your damn skirt on we're leaving!'

And so I am being picked up and tossed over Masa's shoulder again. My panties are still in full view. So right now Masa looks like a major pervert holding my skirt and running with me panties exposed on his shoulder, but this is fine, it will keep the other ladies away. Even better hehe...

'Ahhh... Masa, how dare you... Taking me to the forest to r*pe me with your wiggly… Ahhh...'

'Will you shut the hell up! What is with the monotone yelling!?'

'I am scaring the ladies away so no one will find you attractive except for me. Then when you can't release your wiggly, you will have no choice but to ravish my body! Ouch, my butt! Stop hitting my butt! My panties are very thin. If you hit that hard my butt will break!'

'Wait…'

'This is starting to feel nice, keep it up!'

'Hey! Why'd you stop!?'

'Damn pervert!'