25 I Met A Dragon I Think?
I was actually able to find out that Masa's wiggly was indeed not broken. How you ask? Well, after he dragged me away from the restaurant and brought me back to the woods for us to elope. He swiftly tied me to a tree after forcing my skirt back on to me. But what he didn't know was that these ropes could no longer hold me! Well mainly because I am a complete idiot and forgot I had fire magic which could burn the ropes. What? It's because I am always thinking perverted things and this is why my brain cells are mush? No, no, I am telling you this is not the case whatsoever. I never thought of perverted things until after I met the handsome Masa. I'm lying you say? Well, my only response to that is can you prove it? Huh? Just read the past chapters? Who would reread this garbage novel?
Anyway getting back on topic on my discovery. I released myself and while Masa was in a deep sleep I kinda… Hehe… So embarrassing… Well, you see I pulled his pants down and exposed his wiggly. Seeing it all soft, I poked it a few times and what do you know it was like the Eiffel Tower and stood right up! But this actually made me very depressed. So depressed I pulled Masa's pants back up and decided to go for a walk.
My walk continued all the way until day break when I realized I was well… How do I say it… I was lost… I found myself halfway up a mountain standing in front of a very large cave entrance. By large I mean it was huge! Even my arms could not stretch that far. But this is not the real issue at hand right now. Mainly because in front of me is a large nose and large teeth.
[Name] Dragon King Balthar
[Race] Blake Dragon
[Level] 700
[HP] 1,677,777/1,677,777
[MP] 1,000,00/1,000,00
[Skills] Transformation (Max), Poison Resistance (Max) , Earth Magic (Max), Wind Magic (Max), Fire Magic (Max), Water Magic (Max), Dark Magic (Max), Light Magic (Max), Dragon Breath (Max)
[Titles] Dragon King
And what do you know it just so happens to be a dragon… I wonder if it tastes good…
"Human!"
Hmmm, I wouldn't mind a dragon steak and the transformation and dragon breath skills seem interesting. But the level….
"Hey human!"
Maybe I should not think about this. This dragon may be able to instakill me… I really do not want to die just yet.
"Human! Hey, earth to the human!"
Is it just me or is this dragon talking? No, no I must be imagining things. There is no way an oversized lizard would talk.
"Damn human stop Ignoring me!"
What the hell! I was just spat on by a dragon who seems to be talking. Huh? The dragon has been talking this entire time you say? That can't be right I would have heard him…. Anyway, I wonder what this dragon wants?
Should I use my weak cute voice? 'What… Can… I… Do… For… You… Mr. Dragon?'
"Human? Why is your voice no montone? More importantly, is this some kind of mating dance?"
'Hmm? What do you mean?'
"Why did you drop your skirt, put your hands behind your head, and begin bucking your hips?"
This dragon is really weird. He is asking me to drop my skirt… I never realized dragons were so perverted. Huh? My skirt fell down? Oh… Hehe.. … Awkward… Do you think Masa will get mad? I mean I showed my panties to another man… Err dragon… What's that? He would not care even if I was a slutty elf being pounded in every hole by orcs? No. No. Masa loves me. I mean we already eloped together!
"Human!"
The dragon spat on me again. Is this what dragons do all day, is spit on people? What would happen if I spat on him.
*Pitui!*
"Damn human you dare spit on me!?"
'You spat on me two times now! I thought dragons were supposed to be some kind of intelligent race! That was how they were in games. Why is it that now that I have met one, it's some kind of perverted dragon who had a panty fetish and likes to spit on people?'
"What did you say? Perverted dragon with a panty fetish!? Perverted!?"
Oh, I seem to have made the oversized lizard mad. Maybe if I slowly walk away with a handkerchief covering my face while using my most awesomeness disguise, I can sneak away...
"Where do you think you're going!?"
'You can see me!?'
How did he see me? I mean my disguise just now was flawless. Huh? Wrapping my face with a cloth and holding a pebble in front of me is not considered a disguise? Have you never played plastic gear solid? The guy in that walked around in a damn box! My disguise is much more ingenious than that!
"How can I not see you!? You are standing in front of me!"
'But my disguise was perfect!'
"How was that even a disguise!? You picked a damn pebble up that is about the size of a grain of sand! In what shape or form is that a damn disguise!? Have all humans become as stupid as you!?"
'Stupid!? How am I stupid!? This is the most awesomeness disguise ever created!'
"It is clearly not! How is a pebble even remotely considered a disguise!"
'Fine! If you are so amazing then show me how you would disguise yourself!'
"I will show you what a disguise looks like! Be impressed human!"
Why is there suddenly a rabbit in front of me? Did it come here to be my snack?
"See! This is a disguise. Hey… Human… Why are you looking at me like that!? Why are you opening your mouth!? Why are your drool flowing out of your mouth like a waterfall? Hey, what the fu…."
*Crunch!*
'Hmmm, not a bad snack… I wonder where the dragon went?'
