ch 6. EEEEWWWWWWWWW

after the eventful weekend, the boys met up at the lockers on monday morning. hope and yoongi looked exhausted, tae and jimin were glued together and kook had nothing more to do, than to look them up and down. "stop it! u are a weirdo!" jimin hissed annoyed at his brother. "whats wrong?" yoongi leaned against the locker and yawned. "jimin and i are together. what happened with u?!" "nothing... wait what?!" yoongis eyes finally went big, also hopes. they looked at each other and than to the new couple. "what?!" "u sound like kook" tae pointed at his best friend. "wow.... okay.... dont care" yoongi mumbled and tugged on hopes finger to follow him. as they walked like zombies away, the three looked at them. "did i dont get something?" jimin asked. "i know what u mean" tae stated. "can it be.... did something happen at cillians party?" kook looked at the boys. "there is cillian" tae pointed and they walked to their friend, who also didnt look awake.

"did something happen with hope and yoongi?" jimin asked cillian, after he gave him a coffee. cillian gulped the dark life savior down and gave them a grin. "haaaaa lol! they fucked!" the three looked like mickey mouse suggested a foursome with them. "what?! u sure?" "am i sure? u think i cant determind if a couple fucks?! they forgot to lock the fucking door of my fucking guest room! and it was the one room right next to mine and i heard them the whole fucking night! they werent even silent! moreso very loud... hope was thats for sure." the three stood there stunned. "....i have no words.... how the hell that happend?" kook looked with furrowed brows to tae, who shrugged. "i thought.... oh nevermind. u hate each other too and u are a couple now" kook groaned out. cillian looked now surprised. "u too?! how?! god, the apocalypse is near!" "dickhead! u talk with yoongi, i with hope" jimin sayed and started to look for his friend.

they found them cuddled up in the cafeteria. "if u wanted to have a secret relationship, u two are doing a really bad job" hope and yoongi yelped from taes sudden voice and looked around, slowly leaning away from each other. "no idea u talking about" jimin, tae and kook rolled their eyes. "yeah sure, yoongles. cillian walked in on u two and heard u. stop talking bullshit. we have no problem with u, we are just .... surprised by it" hope and yoongi looked at each other. "uhm.... we are together" yoongi mumbled. "congrats!" only kook looked frustrated. "great... everyone got himself a boyfriend. even the ones who werent gay before!" he turned around and walked to his class. "what bit him in the butt?" "why should i know! u are his best friend" "u are his brother"

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kook stomped to the parking lot, got into his car and drove to joons workplace. he stomped right into his office. "its okay, claire! thank u and close the door" joon told his secretary and glarred at kook, who stood there pissed with crossed arms.

"what?" "are we together?" joon raised his brows. "where is this comming from?" "tae has jimin, yoongi has hope and..." "i thought yoongi hates hope" "duh! like tae and jimin... i dont know whats going on anymore... whats with us?!" kook looked desperate and had teary eyes. "okay, whats wrong, kookie?!" joon stood up and walked to him. "do u wanna break up with me?" "no, why u think that?" "... u were so angry, when i slept over the weekend... it felt like u wanna break us off" "sorry if u thought that. i was just ... scared that tae walked in on us. i want to tell him in private about us... not surprise or shock him like that" "so all good with us?" "of course" "oh!" kook sighed big and gave joon finally a smile. he hugged him tightly. "he will be so pissed" "but he is with my brother" "and?" "he has no leverage to be pissed at us.... i think i should tell him, joonie" "or we should together" "ok..." "did u skip school?" "uhm...no?" "kook?!" "just boring biology and chemestry" "kook!" "do u have lots of work now?" "why?" kook gave him a sneaky grin, joon closed his eyes and shook his head. "u gonna be my death one day"

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tae spent the afternoon at jimins. kooks and jimins parents were a bit surprised, but had no problems with tae as jimins boyfriend. they only looked at each other and shrugged. tae was at their house anyway all the time. after he had dinner with them, he drove home, only to see his dad and his best friend at the kitchen table.

"okay.... whats going on?!" "we need to talk" kook looked nervous. "look, if its because i am with your brother....." "joon and i are together" kook blurred out. tae froze. "sorry... come again?!" "joon and i are together" "joon? who is joon?" "my son is a moron... he ment me" "u are joon?!" "did u hit your head? or fucked your brains out?!" "nope.... shit.... he means u...u are my dad.... my best friend fucks with my dad.... wait.... seriously?! u two are fucking? like in this house?! in my bed???? ewwww" joon stood up and hit taes head. "not in your bed.... we didnt right?" he looked at kook. kook pouted and nodded after a while. tae jumped up. he pointed at them. "NO WAY!!!! U CANT BE WITH MY DAD! HE IS MY DAD! HE IS OLD! HE HAS A DISGUSTING OLD WRINKLY DICK! OH MY GOD! MY DAD FUCKED U!" "tae, sit down!!!" kook pulled him back. "listen: first, i seduced him, second, yeah we fucked and i love it, third, i am sorry, but i love joon and .... u are with my brother, bro" "dont bro me...." "what u mean my wrinkled old dick?! how dare u! am i wrinkly?" joon looked at kook, who shook his head. "your dick is pretty and youthfull and tasty" tae gagged. "i can never unhear that! oh come on! i dont wanna imagine u two and now i have these pictures! why do u have to tell me!" "u insulted my dick u dickhead!" "but....ewwwww" "are u okay with it?" kook asked. tae rolled his eyes. "u are my best friend.... and my in law.... its disgusting thinking of u two, but i dont really care... please dont make me listen to your... ewww time! let me sleep at jimins, when u are here!" "deal" joon fastly said. "ey! what shall i tell my parents, when tae is over" "u have more friends than me" "oh... true" tae rolled his eyes, looked at the two and gagged again. "i need something to get those images out of my brain.... thats so disgusting!" joon smirked, pulled kook closer and french kissed him right infront of his sons face. "ewwwwww!!!! my eyes burn"

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tae slowly came to turns with kook and joons relationship, jimin only had a laugh flash and no problem. their parents needed more time to acept that. yoongi and hope just nodded and glued their lips together again. they were only interested at other couples.... joke! they were never interested in other couples.