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The Gamer who hates his life(Halo fanfic)

"Oh fuck 2517? are you kidding me? I'm 6 years old in 2517.... oh God you've got to be joking"

JJstired · Video Games
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17 Chs

Fuck This.

*What the hell are those?* was cortanas immediate sentence but the 2 spartans ignored her in favor of living.

John immediately jumped up dodging a plasma saber coming towards his head. Sam seeing this quickly brought his leg up and kicked the tip of the blade knocking the plasma blade into the wall.

The Prelate screamed in rage at his weapons destruction but he didn't have any more time to mourn since it was now embedded into its head.

John blasted off the wall and kicked the rest of the plasma knife through the prelates head and into his brothers stomach. The ladder screamed out in pain and stabbed at John.

The Mastwr Chief bacjflipped away just in time but a plasma shot came souring through the room, the prelatewas able to guess his trajectory but he didn't see the pipe on the roof that John latched onto and quickly flipped off once more dodging more plasma bullets

Sam jumped up seeing his captain in the air and grabbed his legs.

He spun around and threw him into another armored alien. John smashed through one making its stomach cave in on its self almost killing it but giving it enough time to bring out a real plasma knife and stab it into John's back.

John tried to dodge but it was actually fast enough to knick his arm. Making it the first time John had ever been injured by a covenant troop. His eyes immediately narrowed dangerously and quickly took the plasma knife from the prelate that had just now died.

He jumped and spinned in the air dodging another sniper round and through the knife at one of the Prelates grenade satchel. It immediately penetrated the outer shell of the grenade sending blue hot plasma everywhere.

It killed 2 Prelates in the process and gave Sam enough cover to get to the weapon handling Prelates. While John was in hand to hand Combat Sam quickly started dodging a plethora of blue plasma shots until he was able to grab a Prelate by its head and squished it like it was grape.

His comrades were enraged and quickly sent grenades and rounds of plasma towards Sam in renewed vigor. He quickly through there brotherens own body at there fire and blocked almost all of it.

The were already reloaded once again and ready to fire when John came over with 2 Plasma Sabers and stabbed 2 in the stomach. The prelates were barley dazed by this as 3 of them trained there reticles on Sam and the other 3 on John but it just wasn't enough.

John swung the Sabers sending the bodys flying into the wall and quickly threw them like javelin towards the others.

The prelates dodged and fired there guns at the same time hitting John and Sam, inicking of some of there sheild away but it wasn't enough as both Spartans launched plasma grenades and took out there weapons lighting them off killing the rest of the oppositions super soldiers.

They looked at each other and nodded at the same time, noting down to talk to there superiors after this about that they just had seen.

Sam quickly pulled out his own nuke, set it down and then dipped out leaving an exasperated Master Chief.

They were now ready to take down a halo

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(Were back with are Mc rejoice in the holiness that is his majesty)

"What?" I said in absolute confusion of what the weird ass God had just said.

(Nothing my young Padawan, just keep on fucking up aliens)

"Don't mind if I do" I say in a British accent while throwing a knife through an Elites forehead.

Me, Grey team and Black team had gone to Zeta halo.

There were alot more covenant on this planet than I had ever seen, I'm pretty sure this was a special halo somehow but I don't really know why. All I know is that I'm happy I haven't seen the flood yet.

(He...he...hahahahahahahahhah)

Jai looked around while snaping a jackles neck and shivered "Hey guys did you feel like someone just did something really dumb"

"Yes" everyone responded at the same time and in the same solemn tone.

Jacob sighed and ran into the base he had been seighing alone. He flashed into the entrance to see Covenant shooting at other thing, green..small...things.

"FUCK.....!!!!"