THE FALSE NUN

On January 3, 1967, my school was founded in Saber Tres, specifically in Sahab (a city in Saber). It is called UDS (University of Computer Science of Saber). It was in this university that my passion for computer science developed, course after course. It was also in this same university that I spent far more painful moments than happy ones. However, it was also here that I learned to shape my dream of becoming a renowned and talented computer scientist, and I greatly enjoyed what I learned in this university. Additionally, my father also studied computer science in his youth, which motivated me even more to work hard so I could impress him when he came home from work. Those were the good old days.

UDS Director (University of Computer Science of Saber): So, Madam Theresa Rodriguo, am I pronouncing that correctly? You wish to join our school for your studies as a nun, and you are here for a period of three months, if I understood correctly? Is that right, or am I mistaken? If I am, please feel free to correct me; I won't mind.

Me: Pardon?

The Director: Yes, I know that some other directors believe they know everything, understand everything, and are aware of everything, but I am humble, my child. Uh, sorry, I meant to say I am humble, sister. And please, pray for me too.

Me: Could we go back to my letter, please?

The Director: Oh yes, the letter. Where were we? Yes, I was asking if what I said a few minutes ago aligns with your expectations for this prestigious university or not?

Me: No, that's right. I am here for three months, and as stated in the official letter, I chose your school to complete my studies. It's part of a mission called 'Benevolence' that all aspiring sisters must complete before becoming fully-fledged nuns, and I chose your university.

The Director: Oh really, why?

Me: Because your university is well-recognized, and I believe it will also be beneficial for the students. Moreover, your university is the most well-known among internet users, having received funding from the four major authorities. That's what I know about your university. Or am I mistaken?

The Director: No, you are absolutely right. Ah yes, we have indeed been blessed. Unfortunately, we don't have special rooms for teachers.

Me: Yes, I know.

The Director: Pardon?

Me: Yes, I said I know, and that's understandable.

The Director: We only have rooms for students and one for a security guard. So, if you don't mind, we could always arrange a room for you at a hotel. What do you think?

Me: Oh no, that's fine. I am a nun, after all; it might be seen in a bad light, don't you think? If there is still a room available in the student residences, I would be happy to stay there. And besides, it's only for three months, so why bother paying for a hotel for a nun?

The Director: Okay, that's fair. We are very happy to have you with us because I believe it will benefit my students. So, when would you like to start? Your role will be to support the students.

Me: Okay, yes, yes, I see what you mean. Alright, thank you.

The Director: Let me ask again, when would you like to start?

Me: I could start tomorrow.

The Director: Okay, I will ask my secretary to send you all the necessary information. You really came at the perfect time because our university actually needs a mentor, and we haven't found the right person yet. I think that's everything. Also, please come back to my office tomorrow morning at 9:00 am. Does that work for you, Madam Theresa Rodrigo?

Me: Yes, that works, but you can call me Sister. I know I am not a fully-fledged sister yet, but you can call me Sister. I think that's preferable.

The Director: Alright, noted.

Me: Alright, thank you very much.

The Director: Oh, but that means where will you be staying tonight?

Me: Honestly, I don't know where I'll be staying tonight. I just arrived, and I am not familiar with the city of Saber. By the way, I wanted to ask, which hotel is closest to the school where I could spend the night today?

The Director: The Boreal Hotel is 15 minutes from our university, and the service is of good quality. I promise your room will be ready by tomorrow. Would you like my driver to take you there?

Me: No, that's fine, thank you.

The Director: Thank you very much, Madam Thérès...sorry, Sister. Have a good night, and we'll see you tomorrow.

Me: Yes, see you tomorrow. Thank you very much, and goodbye.

The Director: Goodbye, Mada… Sister.