Midgard serpent
After the surprisingly well endowed encounter with Fenrir was when Sam had decided to pay visits to the last of the children of Loki and angrboda. Sam needed to go and meet the last one for the sake of the earth which he used to call home but now could care less about, so I guess you could say his inner perfectionist was egging him on to do just that and make a true harem in the sky.
Although he couldn't have honestly given a shit about most anything on it, there were still countless thing's that he loved about it, primarily just the food that he never got a chance to eat; but anyway there was one big issue with that though, when he finally made it out to the world tree though he never expected that 'it' was a lady with a snake tail 'basically think of Medusa without the snake hair'; and a proud one at that.
"Just who hath entered unto the world tree." She had asked in a very vivacious way that screamed 'back away from my residence or I'll kill you.' until Sam had spoken up and said this "you truly are quite beautiful, my name is Sam." Sam said in the most calming voice he could muster which made her blush and with a gaze up and down at her from his height she became even redder in the face before she said this "I really don't want to eat the world, but tis the fate I hath been bestowed." She said all this while crying "all shall be made correct, I swear to do right by you." Sam said in an alluring voice
"so then why don't you go to helheim and wait for me." Sam had said with the utmost seriousness which is rare for him to say the very least. "But what shall become of you, master!" Gard asked Sam with a look of gratitude on her face for her hero.
"To rule over all things in all worlds, tis my destiny." Sam said as he rubbed her cheek with Fervor "understood milord."
"Now go forth to helhiem and wait for my return while your sisters do the same." Sam had said in the most booming voice ever heard by anything before.
And so that's exactly what was done by him. he sent Gard on her way, but then something strange happened with his system of which he had completely forgotten about.
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'User you have angered the Norse gods to the point where they are ready and willing to destroy you.'
would you like too
A. Run for your life.
B. try to negotiate surrender.
C. Stay and fight.
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"Hmmm; Well, obviously I want to stay and fight." Sam said to even further harden his unbreakable resolve "Yes I cannot let anything happen to any of my friends!"
Sam said to the Norse gods as he was sure they were listening in on his every word to get a good read on him, until they had arrived before Sam
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Quest abandoned; run for your life
Quest abandoned: negotiate surrender
New quest, stay and fight has been received
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"Well alrighty then, I guess this is just how my life is now." Sam said dejectedly as he got into a fighting stance ready to take on the entire armada of souls from Asgard no matter how well prepared they may think they are that still pales in comparison to an annoyed God.