GUNS, DRONE, BREAKFAST 10

"Bang! Bang!! Bang!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Take that! Take This!! Oh you want some of this? Happy to oblige!!! NYAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"These Hardened Light Hologram targets are the bomb 'yo! I can even choose whether monsters or humans as targets, heck I can even choose a fictional actor, anime or comic book hero, as shooting practice!! I looooooove the future!!!"

<That guys is a bit trigger happy don't ya think?>

<Shhh....don't ruin my commission---he bought bulk thermal collector clips.>

<WHAT!? Shit. We've been looking to offload those things, as there is a new upgrade for them will be coming next year.>

<That's why you need to shut up! We have a rich sheep and if he wants something we...I mean I give them!>

<Lucky bitch....>

<Hihihihihihi....>

*BZZZT

*PSHAW

*POW POW POW

The Magic Gun has its flaws and kinks, but otherwise how would it be fun to take it apart, improve it, level it up into something worth for me to wield. This weapon is much more suited to the modern me, I don't want to carry a big stick staff anymore.

Besides, it will be much more cooler to point and shoot using guns, and by tweaking it a bit, I don't need to cast spells but use magic rune inscriptions and engravings, as a means to substitute spell casting.

Its a bit over the top but being flamboyant and showy, when I was just testing a gun is in itself, a cover....to mask my true intentions and pretend to be a sheep, that only uses money to buy "things" for amusement.

"I will take it, I really love this gun!!"

"Its a pleasure Sir! We will deliver the product to your hotel within three hours, and we will also send you a message that we dropped it off at the hotels' vault, as per your instructions."

"All right! Kindly put this one back to the package, and let me pay off the rental for the shooting range and the total cost of everything."

"Thank you Sir and a pleasure to be able to do business with you!"

"Because of the, I will give you large tip...yes?"

"THANK YOU!!! Please come again and shop with us!!!"

I browsed the mall here and there, bought a couple of snacks at the food court, bought some magic accessories for experiment or improvements later, and enjoyed the ambience and the pretty, beautiful ladies that I saw around.

I also went to the cinema and boy, was it so high tech compared to the olden days.

The Barrier Helmets that the movie theaters provided, was top-notch.

It totally closed off your senses from the outside, and the movie plays just like as if you were watching there....in the actual place that the movie was being made.

The Barrier Helmet is actually not like an actual helmet, but a hardened light magic technology----hence it was able to "close" your sense from the outside.

No hassle of being kicked out of your immersion, a noisy seatmate, obnoxious smell or anything, although it closed off outside interference, but if there is an emergency, like danger to ones' safety, or any imminent threat within your current vicinity or a dungeon portal appearing, the Barrier Helmets have a built in safety measures, that alerts the user and even points them to the nearest shelter or bunker.

I guess safety is still the numero uno priority.

I got back to the hotel very late....this is why malls are dangerous.

You wish you weren't going home or the day never ends or question yourself why you got married or even had a girlfriend, so early and have responsibilities, instead of enjoying malls wearing just a T-Shirt, Hawaiian shorts and crocks, a vape on one hand and a soda float on the other.

*SIGH

Frankly though....I really wanna do that.

But the inventor/researcher/tinkerer/experimenter in me just won't die....and will not die. Once I saw this sorry ass of a gun that was being sold, not for an exorbitant sum but still....it has more cons than pros.

It only looked good to the onlookers, only because I was the one handling the thing.

I need to visit a dungeon maybe an Iron or Steel Rank, frankly any place will do, was the hotel....might be bugged or something....who knows!

I can also experiment with the Hover Bike mode, inside the dungeons!

No one....I think has ever done that, not on BungTube, InstaFace and Photogram. Maybe I should bought a Magic Drone as well....

<ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!>

I was already there!

Fuckin Feckin!

Let's just take a bath, brush my teeth and check the things I need and just order online and pay extra for an overnight delivery within hours. It is open 24/7 via shopping online.

Maybe I should get a point card for all these large purchases....

*KNOCK KNOCK

"Delivery for a "Deth Jones"? Room 4545??"

*KATCHAK

*DOOR OPENS

"Yep that's me."

"Kindly sign here please....and....thank you! Have a good night Sir and enjoy your purchase!"

"Thanks man."

*RRRRIIIIIPPPPPP

I finally got the MagiDrone EVAX-209, its a fully functioning mobile drone, controlled by a controller with built-in IPIZ Plasma Screen. I don't know why but it seems the tech about plasma has become trendy, and new magical technology research, has improved upon the age old plasma screens.

The MagiDrone is about the typical size of a MagiTablet Pad, instead of propellers, this thing "rides" gravity but in an emergency, can also generate lift using a magic wind spell via magic rune inscriptions.

The anti-gravity lift was what got me, this thing looks like it just floats there....no sound, no buzzing rotors....just a quiet butterfly, following your every move, by pre-programming you facial feature and body structure, through the built-in camera.

Its powered by the latest ultra powerful mana batteries, flat things about the size of pogs. Four of them spread evenly underneath and because its totally flat, it does not make the drone heavy and the weight is evenly distributed for an even flight.

It even has an ultra thin flexible crystal plasma screen display, so you can see yourself as do video logs, or daily video logs or just videoing yourself...hunting in dungeons, killing monsters or dismantling corpses...of monsters or beasts of course!

The built-in camera has also: night vision, thermal vision, face recognition, face and even body filters for those who does catfishing as a career.

As usual, the mana batteries can be charged via the user providing mana, but according to the manual, its rare to charge the batteries via the user, because as the drone is being used, the batteries are constantly being recharged, by gathering mana from the air.

There will be a warning if the battery is almost drained or extremely low, so much so that it will need to be charged immediately.

*HUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM

Oh!?

Hah.

There seems to be a subtle hum, its ultra low decibel, maybe because my hotel room is quite....you can barely hear it, unless you were actually looking for it by sound.

Oh....there is actually an "ultra silent mode" option, I did not see that before....this is why you have to at least read the manual a good read, you never know what option maybe missing.

Nice.

I played with it, took pictures from the balcony, an overhead video shot and the maximum video shot....about a thousand meters before there was a warning coming from the controller screen.

That's fucking far for a not so big drone...I can see why its pricey.

I put everything away inside my inventory space, so I don't need to re-assemble it all over again and just pull it out of thin air and begin using it.

Then, only then did I go to sleep mode....for my android body, I casted Soul Sleep, another trick taught by that ancient geezer. It was really by luck that I listened to that fools ranting and allow him to mooch over me for free drinks and food.

Too bad he got exorcised....but before that happened, I stole all his knowledge and now its all in my head.

Nothing beats a free library to store for future use.

Now its time to...."sleep"....I'll wake up....in.....eight...hours...ZzZzZzZzZz....

Next day....

*YAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN

"Uuuuggggghhhhh....."

*SOUNDS OF STRETCHING

I truly became flexible, compared to the first time I got inside this body, it was a really great idea to turn this androids' body to actually mimic, an actual anatomically correct human being.

I can pretty do much what a human, can cartwheel, do pushups, stretches and even shadow boxing....if I feel like it.

*KNOCK KNOCK

"Room service!"

"Come in, I'm decent....enough....I guess."

"Coming through Sir, just as you ordered: three cups of fried crying rice, a coffee pot of dungeon dung beetle coffee, a couple of desert monster hog sausage, fried arctic hen eggs and rainbow orange juice."

"Nice....let me just send the tip through online credit and done."

"Wow! Thank you very much Sir and have a nice day!! Kindly leave the dishes and someone will pick up after an hour if its alright with you?"

"Yes....that's fine."

"Okay Sir enjoy your meal and again have a nice day!"

"You too man!"

*KATCHAK

Breakfast is served....now casting Soul Food Spell.

With my "sleep" last night, I was able to recharge spiritually and physically, like literally....my soul is recharged, my Magic Soul Cores and my android body's Mana Battery.

Let's a dig in!

Although this body is an android, it does require maintenance and taking a shower or bath is one of them. I can't know when to clean because I have no bodily nerves, so I can't "feel dirty".

The built-in heads up display on my android eyes, gives warning if I'm developing questionable odors or there are dirt that have in dire need to removing.

Ugh.

This usually takes an hour or two, if it weren't for the flexible tentacles that I have.

Why didn't they put eyes on the back of the head, so I can see better if my butt has dirt or something.

I also have to comb my hair, brush my "teeth" using specially made toothbrush and toothpaste....just for machines. There is also special make up but because of the Slime Skin bonding, I don't need that anymore...but kept it anyway....you never know.

This is my first month to fulfill a quota, and I decided to do it early rather than later.

I need to test the drones, the hover bike, remodel the Magic Gun and ammo and what else.....oh yeah hunt monsters cause monsters drop loots and items and sometimes "special items" like rare stuff or whatever.