The Blood Rabbit

The stench of blood was everywhere. The earth was liberally watered with the stuff. Standing among the strewn pieces of corpses was a man in drenched fatigues. He held a spent gun loosely in one hand and a combat knife in another.

"Pleasant day today, isn't it?"

The man whirled around towards the voice behind him bringing his knife into a readied position. When he saw who was behind him, he was stunned. The one before him was the most divine creature he had ever laid eyes on. He was almost on androgynous in his beauty, but his aura at the moment almost screamed male. He was spotless and untouched from the morbid surroundings wearing light and flimsy clothing.

"Who are you?" The man asked warily.

The beauty just chuckled and said in a light playful tone, "I'm going to have you come with me now."

"Wha-"

Before the man could finish speaking, the beauty raised his hand and in a gun motion said, "Bang".

And that was the last thing he saw as he succumbed into darkness. Faintly he heard the beauty speaking, almost as if he was whispering into his ears, "I'll be sending you to a fun place, and no you don't have a choice so do remember to be amusing!"

A light chuckling sound was heard until he felt he ceased to be.

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...

-Ugh. What happened?

The man woke up with a splitting headache. He went to try to lift up his hand to massage his forehead, when he saw a dainty snow white paw. It was quite adorable really.

-What? What the hell?!

Then the memory of what happened before flooded into his brain.

-Fuck.

The man started to take in his surroundings, when he then realized he was really low to the ground, like really low. The trees seemed to be of gigantic proportions, even the grass seemed to loom over him.

When he tried to take a step forward, he had instinctively hopped. Then he froze.

-Oh, fuck no.

He twisted his head side to side looking for a reflective surface, when he smelled and heard the burbling of water. He sighed and got to work hopping in that direction.

When he came upon the water source, he saw that it was a small crystal clear stream. He hopped on over to the edge to assess his appearance.

What he saw was a small head with pristine snow white fur, blue watery eyes, a twitching pink button nose, upright ears, and a blue lotus pattern on his forehead.

He mentally cursed voraciously while letting out an ungodly screech.

-A rabbit! A fucking rabbit!! Me, the most ferocious and bloodthirsty mercenary to walk upon war-torn lands, am a fucking rabbit!!!