Smartphone

On the way to his home with Nuansa, Neptunus asks Nuansa in his car a question.

"Why didn't you tell me you don't have a smartphone?"

"Hm? For what?"

"Of course to facilitate our communication."

"How do you know if I don't have a smartphone?"

"I called the number that you put in your data, but it turned out to be a woman named Fani who picked it up."

"Fani?"

"Yes, she told me everything, even where your house is in the alley."

"So ... What did you say to her the first time she answered your call? You look mad at me, so you must be doing something to embarrass yourself in front of Fani."

"You, what?!"

"Admit it," Nuansa teased.

"Hey, don't change the topic!"

"Yes, I do not have a smartphone, since I was a teenager I never had a smartphone."

"Is it true?"

"Yes, my plan is I'll buy a smartphone from my first wage from you."

Neptunus then stopped the car because the traffic sign showed a red light.

"Well, just take this." The man gave his smartphone to Nuansa.

"What is this?" said Nuansa. "No, no, I'm not telling you to feel pity to me, I told you, I'll buy it from my first wage from you."

"I've only used it for two months, this smartphone was released this year and I bought it new, take it."

"No."

"Take it."

"I said no!"

"Take it or I'll kidnap you."

"You can't kidnap me."

"Why not?"

"Because ... Because I'm a friend of a cop."

"And the cop likes you, right? You must have crushed his heart to dust. He's not going to help you, honey."

"Hey, this one is a female cop."

"Lie, you're a liar."

"How do you know?!"

"You just told the truth right now."

"What?! Emh? Grrrh!"

"Still not. You won't have a smartphone if you give me your smartphone," continued Nuansa.

"Actually I have two, this one I rarely use, so I guess I only need one, so I said take it," said Neptunus.

"Really? I wanna see, where's the other one?"

"Wait a minute." Neptunus then fumbles around his pocket, but the red light then changes to green light, forcing him to hit the gas without having time to take out his other smartphone.

"I can't take it while driving like this. Here, the smartphone is in the right pocket of my pant, take it to convince yourself," said Neptunus.

Nuansa then obeys Neptunus's words. She then tries to reach Neptunus's smartphone which is in the man's pants pocket. 

Due Nuansa wearing a seat belt, this makes it difficult for her to take the smartphone, moreover, her hands are not too long, so of course, this is a bit difficult, plus Neptunus put the smartphone in his right pocket, so with the steering position on the right, of course, Neptunus's right pocket is very far away from Nuansa that is struggling to grab it now.

"Watch out, don't touch my missile," said Neptunus.

"Huh? Missile?" Nuansa seems confused. "Gosh!" The girl just realized that now the position of her hand is very close to Neptunus's missile, aka Neptunus's genital.

"It's okay, just go on, as long as you don't touch my missile there's no problem."

"Hey! I didn't even think about doing such a dirty thing!"

"Who knows suddenly you want a sausage, right?"

"Sausage?"

"Why are you using disguise like that?! Luckily I do understand what did you mean even though I need time!" continued Nuansa.

"So you want me to call it p**** right away?"

"Hey, not that vulgar either!"

"But that's not a pseudonym, is it?"

"You! Argh!" Nuansa then chose to give in and continued trying to reach the smartphone that Neptunus was referring to. But accidentally, Nuansa suppresses Neptunus's 'missile' with her elbow. This of course made Neptunus in pain because Nuansa's elbows are very pointed.

"Sexual harassment!!" shouted Neptunus.

"What?!" Nuansa cried out in surprise, but she already got Neptunus's smartphone.

"You touched my missile, even with your pointed elbow, and you pressed it down, making it the main support of your body."

"Really? But I don't feel it."

"You did it earlier, Nuansa! It really hurts!"

"Gosh, sorry, I didn't mean it."

"It hurts a lot, really hurts, ouch huhu." Neptune acts like a kid.

"Here, let me see it," said Nuansa.

She was not aware of what she was saying, the girl just spontaneously said that because Neptunus was complaining of pain, but Nuansa seemed to have forgotten in which part.

"Really? Wow! With pleasure," said Neptunus.

Nuansa then smiled, and for some reason, she almost opened the button and zipper of Neptunus's pants. Her hand was at a distance of 5 cm from Neptunus's 'missile'.

"Gosh! My God! What was I about to do?!" Nuansa finally realized it, fortunately at the right time, because she had not had time to touch the 'missile'.

"Hahahahahaha." Neptunus then laughed with great amusement at Nuansa's behavior.

"Shut up! You really are out of your mind!"

"Hahaha, ok, ok, that's just ridiculous, you know."

"No! That's disgusting!"

"Hahaha. All right, now that you have the proof, I have two smartphones."

Nuansa then looked at the two Neptunus smartphones and accepted what was given to her.

"Thank you," said Nuansa.

"You're welcome, next time if you really want to do it, that's okay," said Neptunus.

"For this smartphone, you idiot!"

"Hahaha, I won't warn you now, you deserve to scold me like that."

"I think I always deserved."

"Hey!"

"Ok, ok, thanks again."

"You're welcome."

Nuansa then turns on Neptunus's smartphone that was given to her. When it turned on, the girl was shocked because the wallpaper on the main screen is a nearly naked female anime character.

"NEPTUNUS, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT IS THIS?!" said Nuansa while showing the image to Neptunus.

"Gosh! I forgot! This phone contains my collection of these kinds of pictures!" cried Neptunus.

"WHAT?!"