Haha, Hihi, Huhu, Hehe, Hoho

    Neptunus and Nuansa finally arrived at Neptunus's house. Nuansa rushed out of Neptunus's car and felt very sick. Neptunus was worried about this because Nuansa really looked like it was going to vomit all the contents in her belly along with the acid in there.

"Are you okay?" asked Neptunus, who's worried about Nuansa.

"Y-yes, I guess," replied Nuansa.

"What happens to you?"

"I feel nauseous, I think this is the effect of-"

"Are you pregnant?! Oh, my!"

"Hey! Watch your words!"

"Women who feel nauseous like you now are usually young pregnant, Nuansa. So you must be pregnant too!"

"Hey! Lower your tone! What will people think if they heard you?!"

"But you ... I did not think that you are ... oh my God, what will your parents think? Poor them, Nuansa. They are old but their daughter is like this, I, I ..." Neptunus then acted like an opera player.

"Shut up, I'm just sick of being in your smelly car too long."

"My car smells good, I bought the best-selling fragrance, you know!"

"But I hate the smell, it's so sickening, so disgusting, yuck."

"Yesterday you were fine riding in my car."

"Yes, because the duration is not as long as today. We just went to the gadget repair center to restart your phone."

"Does it matter? I mean, there's nothing wrong with my car."

"I know, I'm just not used to riding in a car. The fragrances you use also don't suit my taste, so I guess it's only natural."

"Ooh, so that's how it is. I thought you were pregnant."

"No way!"

"Let's come in."

The two of them then walked towards the front door, Nuansa feels better now even though she's still a little nauseous. When Neptunus opened the door, there was a strong smell of soybeans fried in garlic, and this made Nuansa really want to throw up right now.

"What smell is this?!" asked Nuansa.

"Soybeans fried in garlic, that's my favorite snack," replied Neptunus.

"But I hate this smell! It's even more sickening than the smell of your car perfume. I ... I need a plastic bag!" Nuansa could no longer speak, otherwise, she would throw up.

"Inhale, exhale!" Neptunus panics until he guides Nuansa to do the wrong thing, but Nuansa follows him instead. "Ok, great, take another breath, then cool down."

Nuansa finally realized that Neptunus thought she was giving birth, and she looked at him with a sharp gaze.

"Gosh! You're not giving birth, are you!" said Neptunus who also realized that his guide was wrong. He then went inside and looked for any plastic bags.

"Mom! Do you see a plastic bag?!" asked Neptunus to Bulan who's in the living room.

"Why? What's wrong?" asked Bulan.

"Nuansa!"

"What's wrong with Nuansa?!"

"She gave birth!"

"HUH?!"

"I mean, she's going to throw up! She can't move! Ah! It's too long!" Neptunus then goes to the kitchen and saw that there is a black plastic bag, but he did not know that the plastic contained a fresh fish.

"Hey, girls! I take for this plastic bag!" said Neptunus to 2 women in their 50s who became chefs at his house. The two of them are not married yet, but this is the first time Neptunus calls them 'girls' which of course makes them confused.

"Uh, don't!" shouted one of the two women.

"Stingy!" Neptunus still took the plastic and spilled its contents on the floor without even looking at it, even though he called the old woman 'stingy'. 

Suddenly the two women screamed because the fish that was facing its death was moving around looking for water.

***

Neptunus arrived at just the right moment because Nuansa was immediately throwing up when Neptunus arrived and Neptunus caught the vomit of Nuansa. Bulan came and saw what happened.

"Ah, thank you, I feel relieved now," said Nuansa.

"What's going on here?" asked Bulan.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" The two women screams in the kitchen and attract Bulan, Nuansa, and Neptunus's attention.

***

"You guys are okay? Haha? Hihi?" Bulan asked the chefs who are twins but not identical, Haha is the older sister, Hihi is her younger sister.

"Yes, we are fine, Haha is just too panicked because she is afraid of all the animals including ants and fleas, so she screamed very loudly and made me screamed too," Hihi replied.

"Neptunus, apologize to them!" tell Bulan.

"I-I'm sorry, Auntie Haha, Auntie Hihi," said Neptunus.

"M-me too, if only I wasn't throwing up, maybe all of this would not have happened," said Nuansa.

"It's okay, we understand that. If I was in Neptunus' position, I definitely would do the same thing," said Haha.

"What's going on, what's going on?!" asked Huhu, Hehe, and Hoho, Haha's three other siblings who also work at the house. Huhu and Hehe are women, they work as the house cleaner, while Hoho is a gardener, he is Haha's younger brother and he is younger than the other four, Haha is the first, and Hoho is the last. The five of them are twins but not identical.

Their parents actually gave them a good name, namely Hanata, Hinata, Hunata, Henata, and Honota. Their names should be Hana, Hina, Huna, Hena, and Hono, but Hinata's name has a problem because if you cut off her name it will change to 'Hina' which has a bad meaning (in Indonesian, 'Hina' means 'Despicable'). So the five nicknames are Haha, Hihi, Huhu, Hehe, and Hoho.

The five of them have worked for the Bimasakti family for the last 15 years, and they are all not married because they think that their real spouse is their siblings, the presence of a spouse would actually only damage the siblinghood, they thought.

Maybe because they are twins, they had a very strong relationship.

"Huhu, Hehe, Hoho? Emh, nothing, go back to work." Haha answered Huhu, Hehe, and Hoho's question.

"Are you sure?" Hoho made sure.

"Emh, yeah," said Haha who's embarrassed if she was judged to be cowardly.

"Haha." Neptunus chuckled.

"Neptunus! Be polite to calls her!" Bulan rebuked his son.

"I laughed, Mom."

"Eh?"

"Why are you laughing?" whispered Nuansa to Neptunus.

"I'll tell you later."

"Promise?"

"No."

"Argh."