The HERO!!!

[ Huh...? ]

Opening my eyes, a blue sky was revealed to me.

[ What the hell happened...? ]

The last thing I remember was...

Right, I bump off with Tatsumaki... Then she attacks both Genos and me...

With that thought - I sat up and look ahead.

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What the hell is this...?

That question instantly popped up inside my mind as I looked at the scenery ahead.

In front of me is a field of grasslands that spreads to the horizon. There are some small flowers, but there are no trees.

[ Whew ~ ] A cold wind passed through my body.

I then started to think of what might be the reason why I'm currently here. And the first thing that came into my mind is that this must be a dream.

Maybe it was just like every other one of my dreams where I fight strong monsters and stuff...

No, I'm sure of it... This must be just some kind of a dream.

[ Haah... ] I sigh.

This must just be some kind of lucid dream.

[ Now where is this monster hiding...? ] muttering so, I looked around the area that surrounds me.

[ Oho~? It looks like you've already noticed my presence? You're pretty sharp for a weak looking guy... ]

I wasn't exactly able to feel his presence but...

Just as expected of one of my dreams, the monster really did instantly showed itself up.

Looking behind me, what I saw was a large scary flower monster with thousands of vines growing from all over the ground around him.

[ Tremble in fear Human! For my name is Flowey! The embodiment of all the poor flowers that were mercilessly plucked out by you, Humans! ]

[ Oh... Is that so...? ]

Just what did I do this morning to have a scary dream about a flower monster...?

[ I admire your courage for not running away despite you already sensing my presence, for that, I will kill you painlessly! ]

Yep... it's the typical introduction of every villain and monster I fought...

I'm pretty tired of it...

[ Yea- Yea, please get on with it... ] I tiredly replied.

[ Get your self ready human! ]

Saying so, all the vines around the monster started to attack me endlessly.

[ HAHAHA!!! After this! Your blood shall become my nourishment! ]

[ Aa... Is that so...? ]

*Bam! Bam! Bam!

*Slash! Slash! Slash!

The vines continued to attack me recklessly.

Well... they sure can't penetrate my skin, but they still work as a great polisher for my head...

[ Umm... Can you also clean the other side of my head? I won't lie, but your vines feel really good. ]

[ ...Huh!? How the hell are you still able to talk!? ]

[ Well... I guess... because I can...? ]

[ Wha-what!? ] the monster uttered in shock.

He then stopped attacking and he started to look at me with fear in his eyes.

[ What the hell are you!? ]

[ Umm... Are you really going to stop polishing my head now? ]

[ What! I'm not polishing your bald head! I'm trying to kill you! ]

[ ...Oh... Really...? ]

I should've expected that... I guess...

[ Anyway... If it's like that... Then I guess it's time for me to end this? ]

[ End this!? What the hell are you - ]

SFX: BANG!!!

And just like that, before he could even finish his sentence... he got smashed into thousands of pieces.

SFX: TADA!!!

( Tutorial: Completed! )

( You've gained - 35843 XP points! )

( Max XP gained: Leveling up is disabled! ]

[ Huh...!? ]

( You've gained an achievement! )

( New Achievement: One Hit KO )

[ Huh...? what the hell is this...!? ]

Different texts appeared in the corner of my vision.

And then suddenly, out of nowhere, a transparent screen appeared in front of me.

( Status )

Name: Saitama

Job Class: Hero

Level: ______

Strength:______

Health:_____

Stamina:______

Magic: 0

[ Seriously... What the hell is this...? ]

I'm still dreaming, right...?

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SFX: DUN!!!

Insert: *Saitama's Serious Face*

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100 push-ups! -

( You've gained an achievement! )

( New Achievement: Muscle Man! )

100 sit-ups! -

( You've gained an achievement! )

( New Achievement: Abs of Steel! )

100 squats! -

( You've gained an achievement! )

( New Achievement: Squatter Scout! )

[ And now... my 10-kilometer run! ]

( You've gained an achievement! )

*Swoosh!!!

( New Achievement: Speed of Light! )

And just like that, I started to do my daily routine.

And the reason why I did my routine was...

[ I need to wake up! ]

Seriously...? What the heck is happening?

If I don't wake up soon, I'm going to miss the 50% off discount for those crabs I'm planning to buy since last week!

I seriously need to wake up! - I thought as I continued to run.

And then after a while...

[ Hmm...? What's that...? ]

While still running, two silhouettes of kids appeared on the horizon.

And looking at it more carefully, there's also a disembodied figure of something like a monster just beside the two silhouettes.

[ I have a bad feeling about this... ]

Acting to my guts, I decided to increase my speed.

And as soon as I got closer, signs appeared on top of them.

( Villager: Lv - 2 )

( Villager: Lv - 2 )

Those two signs appeared on top of the kids.

And the other -

( Gunda Warrior General: Lv - 46 )

Just then, I realized what is going on.

*Insert Serious Face*

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* Inserts soundtrack ~ *

SFX: ONE PUUUUUUNNCCHHH!!!

As the monster started to raise its fist, I immediately dashed in front of it.

SFX: BANG!!!

And then I caught his fist with my hand -

[ Wha-What!? Who the hell are you!? ]

The monster asked with a shocked and surprised face.

I then readied myself to say my favorite catchphrase -

[ Just a guy who's a hero for fun... ]

BAM!!! -