Got Transported by a Legal Loli

[ What the hell did you just say!? ]

[ Master, it appears that this brat did not understood the words you just said. If you will permit it, I will repeat it again in a way she would understand. ]

[ Umm... I think there's no need for that Genos... ]

Inside the hall of the newly rebuilt Hero Association base in the middle of City Z, Saitama, Genos, and the so-called "Terrible Tornado", Tatsumaki, accidentally bumped into each other.

[ Ju-Just leave her be Genos... You might get into big trouble again... ]

[ Master, if you are referring to the event that happened before at this exact same place, that accident will never happen again; for I have already upgraded my already High-Tech Super-Powered armor far beyond what it was before. I am confident that this brat will have no match against me. ] Putting a fist on his chest, Genos said those words proudly.

[ Oh~!? Are you challenging me? After your so-called master ridiculed me, you now, his stupid servant, will offend me too? Are you out of your mind? ]

[ There is only one person here who is out of her mind; a tiny little bra- ]

SFX: BOOM!!!

Swinging her petite arm to her side, an invisible yet powerful force struck Genos.

[ Say that word again and I will turn your metal into dirt. ]

[ Uwah... ]

Looking at the disassembled body of Genos clinging on the wall, Saitama was only able to breathe a sigh of both amazement and confusion.

[ Hmph! ... ]

[ Well... I might as well leave this place... ] Saitama said with a quiet whisper directed to himself. He then started to walk away without even giving another glimpse at the destroyed figure of Genos.

[ He-Hey you! Do you think I will just let you go off without a single scratch!? ] saying those words, Tatsumaki lifted his arm again towards Saitama, and almost instantly, a green glow of light appeared on Saitama's body and it stopped him from moving any further.

[ ...A-Ano, Tatsumaki-san? Can you please just let me go? I - I need to go to the market early. They're selling off crabs with a 50% discount, you know? ] with his back facing towards Tatsumaki, he replied.

[ Huh!? You're making excuses now!? I guess your bravery is just as weak as your looks! ] Tatsumaki said with a mocking smile.

[ And here I thought; wondering if you're even a little bit strong since Genos calls you his master. Did you just trick Genos!? Are you some kind of a monster that tricks other people's minds!? Are you going to also trick my mind!? ...We-Well... That bald head of yours might be a sign that you really are an evil... I guess I should finish you off right here and right now! ]

[ Wha-What the hell are you saying!!!? Apologize to all the bald people out there! Not all bald people can control minds! Only Sensei ( Professor ) X can! ]

[ What!? Aren't you the one who's supposed to apologize!? Do you remember what you just said earlier! ]

[ We-Well... That was... Right! An accident! It was just an accident! So let me go now! ] Recalling what had happened earlier, Saitama stuttered his words.

[ Wha-!? Do you think you can fool me with such a lame excuse! ] having those words escape her mouth, her expression turned even darker than before.

( Oops... I really should get out of here now... )

[ If you won't even apologize for it... I guess I have no other choice but to punish you, then? ]

As Saitama felt the intense bloodlust behind him, he was left with no other choice but to face that direction.

A dark yet bright figure of Tatsumaki was revealed to him. Her eyes were dark yet his body was bright and glowing green.

[ I'm gonna hit you so hard I will send you to another world...! ]

( Haah... I'm probably going to be late for that discount... )

As his thought went to the 50% discount for the crabs he was waiting for about a week now, a green lighting came from the skies and struck Saitama's bald head down.

*Bam!

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[ Umm...? Where am I...? ]