57- Drunker Than Dwarves.

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After Edward and his sons had calmed down from seeing Teach suddenly appear out of nowhere, Whitebeard once more thanked Ryuuto.

"Thank you Ryuuto, since you brought Teach to us this saved us a lot of time and lives, but why are they not moving?"

"That's because I hypnotized them to basically become puppets until I wake them up. I'll leave them to you, when you want to get them back to normality just smack them on their head."

Hearing what Ryuuto said, Whitebeard started laughing out loud and then patted Ryuuto on his shoulder.

"Gurararara! Now you've done it kid! First you help me rescue my son and now you bring me the traitor! I, Edward Newgate, declare that from now on you are my brother!"

"I'm honored to hear this but..." Pausing what he was saying to create suspense, Ryuuto suddenly turned towards his newly acquired nephews and nieces. "... If any of you calls me uncle I'll beat your ass!"

As everyone there laughed at Ryuuto's joke, Edward once more patted Ryuuto's shoulder while laughing.

"Gurararara! That's a nice way to introduce yourself, I'll have to go now, I've got a celebration to prepare..." Turning towards his children, Whitebeard shouted loud enough for everyone, even those on nearby ships, to hear him. "... All of you! Take out the alcohols! Tonight we celebrate for our victory and for finally finding that traitor Teach!!!"

As Whitebeard headed to the captain's headquarter to help prepare for the party, little Somnium jumped on Ryuuto's back.

"Papa, does you becoming that big man's brother mean he's my uncle?"

"It certainly does, by the way, did you have fun today princess?"

"Yeah! It was so fun transforming into a dragon and fighting all this guys together with Kunou-Nee! Her fox form is so beautiful too!"

Chuckling at his daughter's answer and at how excited she was about getting a new uncle, Ryuuto moved Somnium from his back onto his shoulders.

"What about you Kitten?"

"I also had fun Father, seeing little Eri fighting was so cute and I'm going to have even more fun at home with all this new souls."

"I'm glad you did."

Patting Death head, which almost made her purr like a cat, Ryuuto saw little Somnium jump down from his shoulders and head towards where Whitebeard was.

Smiling at her, Ryuuto went towards his group to chat with them while waiting for the party to start.

Meanwhile little Somnium had reached her new uncle and tugged at his cape to attract his attention.

Turning around and looking down, Whitebeard saw a small girl with white hair looking at him with a big smile on her face.

"Mmh... Aren't you one of the daughters of my brother? What are you doing here little one?"

"I wanted to stay with you Big Uncle!"

"Gurarara! If you want to stay with me then I'll have to carry you otherwise you won't keep up with my peace."

Saying that, Edward took Somnium on his right shoulder, where she could even lie on her back and still have space, and started to tell her stories about his adventures.

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"CHEERS!"

With that everyone started drinking and the celebration for that day's victory started, useless to say, soon after almost everyone, excluding Somnium, Eri, Kunou and Hermione and Momo that didn't want to drink, was already drunk.

Some crew member were so drunk they even feel from the ship, luckily they had docked and nobody feel into water.

"Why do they call you Whitebeard when you don't even have a beard?!"

"Huh?! Can't you see my beautiful beard right here?! Did you become blind?!"

"That's a damn mustache you old pile of bones!"

"What did you say?!"

As Ryuuto and Whitebeard were clashing heads and kept arguing about Edward's nickname the nearby crew members were laughing their asses off.

Meanwhile, as some of the crew members of Whitebeard saw his ability with a bow, Kazuma was challenged to shoot down different targets thrown by various people.

"HE GOT IT!"

"That's the seventh in a row!"

"HAHAHAHA! Admire my ability!"

While Kazuma boosted his ego, Rias, Ning Er, Natasha, who probably was the less drunk among everyone else, Yang Xin and some female pirates were telling stories about their nightly adventures with their husbands/boyfriends or one night stands.

"Hearing you and Ning Er talk about your husband is making me jealous! I wish I could find someone like him."

Hearing that female pirate say that, almost anyone else there nodded in agreement with her, most feeling jealous of their husband others that their significant other wasn't as loving as Ryuuto.

"Come on! Do a different one!"

Hearing that, Diablo just used some new magic attack towards the sky making all nearby crew members ecstatic.

As Diablo was putting up a show, Yasaka, Momo and Hermione, three of the very few who weren't drunk, were playing together with the three rascals while Death was having fun winning one arm wrestling competition after the other against any pirate that challenged her while Rumi was also doing the same.

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As the sun rise the next day, Ryuuto slowly opened his eyes with a massive headache.

"Ugh... What the hell happened?"

Saying that, Ryuuto looked around and noticed that he was actually upside down tied with a rope to the ceiling of the room he was in.

"How the hell did I get here?!"

Luckily for him, Ryuuto was able to use Overhaul to destroy the rope even though he had a massive headache.

Slowly getting outside the room, Ryuuto had to shield his eyes against the bright light coming from the sun.

Once his eyes adjusted to the light, Ryuuto started to look around and saw that the floor of the ship he was on was covered in drunk pirates, some were even sleeping on the railings, two or three guys somehow were sleeping on the mainmast.

"I don't remember most of what happened yesterday... But one thing is sure, it's been fantastic."

As Ryuuto started to walk around the Moby Dick looking for his family, he saw Whitebeard sleeping soundly with Somnium, Eri and Kunou sleeping on his chest.

Chuckling at that sight, Ryuuto kept looking for his wives and soon enough found both of them sleeping while an oversized fox with nine tails was covering Rias and Ning Er in her tails.

"That ain't fair... How come Rias and Ning Er get to sleep surrounded by fluffiness and I have to sleep tired to the ceiling!"

Saying that, Ryuuto just laid down with his wives while hugging one of the tails and fell asleep soon after while slowly recovering from his hangover.

A while later when the sun was on its zenith, Ryuuto was woken up by his princess slamming herself into his stomach.

"Papa! Wake up!"

"Oof!"

Waking up, Ryuuto looked around until he realized that Somnium was laying on his stomach.

"You little rascal, you could just have shaken me up a bit."

"But this way is more fun!"

"Oh oh, so you like to fun with your Papa eh?..." Saying that, Ryuuto brought his hands up and suddenly started tickling little Somnium. "Take this then!"

While little Somnium kept laughing with her crystalline voice, Ning Er and Rias were slowly starting to wake up, soon followed by everyone nearby, including Yasaka still in her fox form.

As she was still waking up, Yasaka didn't realize that four people where still surrounded by her tails and as she started to move them to better want up, Ryuuto, Somnium, Rias and Ning Er kept being hit by them, not that it hurt instead it was actually something all four of them enjoyed.

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As everyone slowly woke up the chat members were having breakfast with Whitebeard while Kunou, Eri and Somnium were on his right shoulder.

"Gurararara! Yesterday was a magnificent party!"

Kazuma, who was the one with the least experience with getting drunk and one of the weaker ones physically speaking but that still decided to get drunk, groaned and asked Whitebeard to tone it down.

"Sorry Whitebeard but could you not shout so loud? My head still hurts."

After breakfast white Rias was preparing a teleportation circle to take everyone back to the Xiphos, Ryuuto and Whitebeard were talking inside the captain's room.

"I have one last thing to give you Edward before we leave."

"What is it brother?"

Hearing that, Ryuuto equipped Trinity Prime and activated her Blessing ability curing Whitebeard of whatever disease he had and then unequipped Trinity.

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"Wh-What was that brother? I feel like I'm twenty years younger."

"Nothing much, I just healed whatever disease was affection you."

Hearing that, Whitebeard got a shocked expression on his face before a determinated look appeared on his face.

"Wait here for a moment."

Saying that, Whitebeard got up and left the room, Ryuuto saw him get back after about five minutes with a box in his hands.

"After everything you did for me, this is the least I could do for you brother."

As Whitebeard said that he opened the box and inside was a wedding ring... ahem, inside the box was a strange black fruit with white swirls patterns on it.

"Isn't that a devil fruit Edward?"

"It is, but I don't know what powers it gives. I asked anyone I knew and read through every book I could find on them, but I never found a similar fruit. I want you to have it."

"Thank you."

"Gurarara! Don't thank me, this is the minimum I could do!"

After Ryuuto took the box and had a warrior's handshake with Whitebeard, Ryuuto got outside and then got teleported to the Xiphos with the rest of the chat group and his family.

Soon after reaching the space ship, everyone there heard Kazuma scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Hearing that they all turned to look towards him and asked if anything was wrong.

"What happened Kazuma?"

"We forgot to invite a new member!"

As they heard that the other six members of the chat group had a face of realization and simultaneously facepalmed.