4 Omake

A/N: This is a test run. Future Omakes will be about what the other servants do in Danmachi. Don't take these to seriously. I wrote these when I'm high!

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The bane of mankind was not the Beasts. No! It was paperwork.

Nobody was safe from its claws. Even Servants fell victim to it.

After all, the great King of Kings, Gilgamesh(Caster), died from overworking. Again.

Oh, how the greatest Hero of humanity has fallen! From the king who began the Age of Separation, the Slayer of the Bull of Heaven, and a Grand Caster candidate, he became a slave to this blasted paperwork.

"Where was Siduri when I needed her?" Gilgamesh shouted out loud in frustration and anger.

As he floated aimlessly in the Land of Kur, waiting for Ereshkigal to send him back to the land of the living. A tear in space opened in front of him, and it began to pull him toward it.

Gilgamesh began to fall.

From hours to days, as if for eternity. In this space, there were no colors or colors. It was just an endless descent.

So, the King of Heroes closed his eyes for some much-needed rest. Even souls needed some rest. Mental fatigue was no joke. After all, It's not like someone could fetch him out of this place.

As Gilgamesh fell asleep, time passed swiftly, and an exit appeared. It opened into a new world, or to be specific, another different universe—a place where Gods and phantasmal beasts lived along with humanity and demihumans—where the Age of Gods has not ended yet.

Just from that information that Gilgamesh acquired, he immediately felt insulted. After all, Gilgamesh was a man of culture, and the culture he supported didn't have divine mongrels. And to top it off, these mongrels dared to stay in the lands of men. Such arrogance! The only person who is allowed to be arrogant is himself.

The longer he stayed in this place, the more infuriated he was. Gilgamesh had enough of this shit!

"What an eye sore! Such blasphemy! To think that humanity has fallen this low, to willfully accepts God's blessing!" Gilgamesh shouted in anger.

Then, a golden gate appeared next to the king, and a hilt slowly surfaced.

"I shall perform this final blow as a parting gift to you!" Gilgamesh then began to pull out his strongest weapon. The Sword of Rupture.

"I will tell you of the beginning. Heaven and Earth split, nothingness congratulated creation, my Sword of Rupture cleaved the world!" From the blade, red veins appeared. Then those veins slowly retreated into the sword, and it started to spin with incredible speed. Red winds came out and decimated the areas around Gilgamesh.

"Mortar of the stars, heaven's hell is the eve of creation's celebration. Now you shall die and be silent..." Then, the King of Heroes swung down. With no hesitation. No shits given.

"Enuma Elish!"

With one swing, vortexes of winds atomized this world. No, this universe.

"Hmph!" Gilgamesh snorted in amusement and began to disappear into motes of lights.

Somewhere else:

Gilgamesh suddenly opened his eyes. He began to gaze around his surroundings. And he found some things more unsightly than the world he just destroyed. His worst enemies, those fucking paperwork.

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