×Chapter 126×What In The Godly Fuck!

*Dxd World*

*Underworld*

*Monday*

*Am/Pm*

."Ravel you shall not under my watch; talking about oh I think I fell in love with him *PUH*, makes me sick to my stomach."Riser said walking sneakily.

Ravel blushed at that, she glanced at Haile.'Idiot Riser, why you have to tell all my business.'She thought, Haile didn't say anything though so that was at least a good sign.

Rias shook her head, even though Riser soundly lost to them, he still wants to arrogantly try his hand at Haile, well, she could only look at him as already fried and half eaten.

Riser was hiding behind trees and peeking around his head, he looked from left to right then ran and roll with a graceful smile on his face, he thought he looked ninja smooth right now.

He got up and tippy toed behind another tree, he walked out and start to run but he stepped on bush on some neatly and conveniently placed leaves and fell down on his back.

.""Ahgg, fuck you Haile, this is your fault dammit!.""

.""Pfft"".

A soft whisper like laugh sounded throughout the forest, Riser's heart skipped a beat, he got up at super speed, he looked around with scrutiny."What was that, a demon Hyena?."He said to himself softly, his cheeks turned slightly red in embarrassment, even if it was only a Hyena, it saw him do something so embarrassing that it started to laugh.

."Damn you even an animal, come out you bastard, I will fry you and eat you and your children, daring to laugh at Riser!."Riser said with a angry tic on his head, he was already angry this just made him more so.

Behind the tree with Haile and the others Sona had her hands over Serafall's mouth, Serafall was the one who let slip a laugh, she couldn't keep it in, it was just to funny.

Haile was smiling as well, he could watch this all day, the great Riser Pheonex, Rare and Exotic Idiot in his natural environment."Should we come out now, it will definitely leave the bastard shookth haha."He whispered with a soft chuckle.

Haile suddenly got an idea, he lean over to Rias and whispered something in her ear, her eyes brighten up.

."Oh oh Let me go first."Rias said eagerly, she then chuckled evilly as she rub her hands together, she walk out from behind the tree confidently, she saw a twig on the ground and purposely stepped on it.

*Crack*

Riser who was looking around if his blood freeze, the sound came from directly behind him, he swish his head around."Damn Hyena your going to di- huh?."He was surprised, Rias, what was she doing out here.

."Hello Riser, fancy seeing you out here in my territory, might I ask the reason why."Rias ask monotony as she kept her eye down and her eyes cover in a dark shadow.

Riser felt his heart beating out of his chest in fear, he had some immediate flashbacks of his beating, his knees shook. Ri-Ri-Ri-Rias I-I was just taking a walk an-and I just wanted to see you one last time is all so my feet took me here."He said his teeth almost clanking together.

."You know Riser, I've been thinking, we could have had something special, I don't know what went wrong, *sigh* I only wish I could have a second chance."Rias said with sadness in her voice as she stood there.

Risers eyes lit up like a Christmas tree."Huh....wel-well Of course you can have a second chance, as many as you want, I know you didn't like that bastard, very bad of you, trying to make Riser jealous, I knew we had something."He said as his eyes glint, to hell with her, but she was extremely powerful now, he could make use of that power, plus, her body was still smoking hot.

."Really, thank you, can you come closer, I want to see your face clearly, please come closer."Rias said as a smile spread on her face, it was wide and looked almost creep.

Riser felt something weird but this was the chance of a lifetime, he can't let his Instinct ruin it, he walked over to her."Riser has always loved you Rias, truly, I can't live without you."He said as he reached out his hand, but then he froze.

."Really, I can't live without you either, let's live happily ever after Riser...."Rias held up her head and a face with all the skin ripped off could be seen, it had warts that burst, two giant eyes that stared at the soul and worms crawling around the flesh, it looked like an extremely old woman in appearance.

.""Eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk!!!!!"".

Riser streaked like a banshee as his body trembled violently, he pulled back his hand from her so fast that it broke, but since he has regeneration it healed instantly, his eyes looked soulless as he stared at the abomination.

."Riser what's wrong, don't you love me, if you love me, you can love even what I've become, this is me now, our children will be so beautiful don't you think."Rias said as she smiled and a chunk of flesh fell to the ground and corroded it, burning a hole.

Riser's heart was in his hands."No no NO, THIS CAN'T BE, THIS MUST BE A DREAM, A NIGHTMARE!!!."He screamed out miserably, he stepped back and tripped, he started to crawl on the ground, he got back up and ran with all his might disappearing into the forest.

~Silence~

.""Hahahahaha!"".

After he left everyone came out laughing at him, Rias went back to normal, all that was only an illusion made by Haile, the only one feeling kinda bad for Riser was his sister Ravel, he was still her beloved brother no matter what.

But even still even she chuckled slightly, she had never seen him so frightened by anything she just couldn't help herself, she will comfort him when she goes home later.

."That was fun, let's go back and get something to eat, I'm thinking some cheesecake, what is on your minds."Haile said as he asked them, he started to walk through the forest, the Grimory mansion wasn't far by any means.

.""I'm thinking some ICE CREAM!"".

*Boink*

.""Owwe"".

.""To early for ice cream big sister"".

.""Aww, sniffle, darling Haile..."".

.""Sure Sera..."".

.""YUPPIE!"".

.""Hhhahahahhaha"".

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Quickly they were back on the outside couches eating there desired breakfast, Haile had a whole 15 inch cheese cake to himself which he enjoyed thoroughly, the others had girl stuff with sprinkles and shit, except Sona who had a velvet cake.

Haile had his eyes closed as he savored the cheese cake, he should eat it more often, it just melts on his tongue and images of wonder fill his mind with a divine force much like his own.

*Ding*

Haile stop suddenly just before he put in another fork full, a sound just echoed in his mind, it was an unfamiliar sound, but he felt like he knew what it was, he opened the mission board....

°\Mission Board/° °\Shit To Buy, Press Here/°

>Mission:Gain 10 followers for True God Haile in the world of Attack on Titan(Completed:10)

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>Difficulty:Advanced(High)

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>Recommended Rank:Rank1 {2ndOrder} and above.

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Completion Conditions:Bound them willingly to Haile of there own freewill, by letting them say:In the name of my God Haile, I offer myself to you.

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Restrictions:Don't use more than Rank1{2nd Order} if you do it will count as an instant failure, can't have more than 3 other people knowing of True God Haile's existence until you got all 10 worshipers, can only kill 5 ordinary humans.

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Small Advice:Target People that needs help and are desperate, keep an eye on a girl name Mikasa.

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Mission Type:Trio

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Reward:300 Points(Distrubuted)

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Haile raised an eyes.'Oh, they completed it already, what changed, it has only been about a year or so more, I wonder what happened, they haven't contacted me yet about returning.'He thought as he looked at it, luckily he made them Goddesses so they won't age at all.

Haile glanced at Koneko, he just realized something.'Uh oh, but that means, she won't age at all either, so she won't grow pass this at least for a few million years.'He thought, she will definitely be in tears once she finds that out.

Koneko turn to him as she calmly munched on a chocolate bar, she tilt her head but didn't say anything.

.'Welp, good for little Asia, she left before she had the time to become a Goddess, so she should be growing pretty nicely, eating all that cake, she should have grown two large ones of her own.'Haile thought with a knowing smile on his face, he is kinda looking forward to it, he didn't go and look in on Asia in this time because he wanted a surprise for himself.

Sona while eating her cake looked over to Haile, she pushed up her glasses as it glint in the morning light."So Haile, what are the plans the leaders of the 3-...4 great powers chose to follow dealing with the Khaos Brigade."She asked him, even though for now that organization did not make any major moves it was still quite dangerous in the grand scheme of things, especially the leader, even Haile might need to be careful.

."Oh yeah, now that you reminded me about that, I have a mission for Tsubaki pertaining to this matter, unfortunately though it will not be tied into the system, it hasn't been fully set up yet."Haile said as he looked go Tsubaki who was into her chocolate cake with sprinkles and eminems in the icing.

.""Huh me?"".

Tsubaki came out of fantasy as he said that, she pointed at herself in surprise."A Mission, of course, what is it about *cough*."She asked almost to eagerly as she choked on her cake.

It's just that Haile is so powerful and all the other girls are so powerful as well, while having great statuses and such, while she on the other hand, was just a reincarnated devil that was once a servant that got lucky, she really felt like she wasn't going to be of much importance.

."In about three days, I want you to sneak into one of the bases of the Khaos Brigade and gathered for me some information, Sirzechs will give me a list that has thoughts from all the leaders, all you have to do is hide and search for these specific things."Haile said to her casually, it will be easy for her.

All the others looked surprised, that was very serious, Sona Looked worried."Tsubaki do you think you will be alright, this is very dangerous, do you want me to do it instead, I can't you."She said to her, if she knew this would happen she would have volunteered herself.

."...Sona, I'm not just weak servant anymore, I can also be of help, I'm strong, just like everybody else, I'm a Goddess."Tsubaki said feeling a bit irritated, she felt like Sona was looking down on her, still seeing her as just her servant that followed her every command and movement.

Sona froze up."Oh, i-...ah, I was just...um... confused, sorry about that Tsubaki, I know you got this."She said apologetically, she just did it on Instinct, she has to get used to it.

She can see how Tsubaki could get frustrated with her constantly taking down to her like she can't do anything, she has just realized that Tsubaki was just as power as herself and now one of the most powerful beings in the world, she has to show her the respect that she also expects to be shown to her.

Sona smiled slightly."You can definitely do this, I just want you to be careful is all, you know how much I love you, you are family."She said gently, she cared about Tsubaki alot, she was her best friend, like a sister.

."I understand Sona, it's not your fault, I'm also still trying to find myself, I appreciate you worrying about me, but there is no need to worry to much alright."Tsubaki said also smiling as she relaxed feeling much better.

The others just watched with smiles as the two conversed, Haile nodded with appreciation as well, it's good they can talk out there problems and not just start fighting, even though that would be intriguing as well, honestly even he doesn't know who would win, they are to much factors to take into consideration.

."Anyway Sona, infact Tsubaki is the only one who can complete this mission, as you said the Khaos Brigade is a dangerous place, not just anyone can just walk into the based undetected, so right now Tsubaki with her ability to basically manipulate reflection and mirrors is the only thing we have."Haile said with a smile as he looked at Tsubaki.

Everyone also followed his gaze and looked at Tsubaki.

Tsubaki blushed feeling slightly overwhelmed.'I am the only one who can do it, me.'She thought to herself feeling happy, just like that she felt great and special, she clenched her fist with renewed determination, this was not just a mission, this was her worth at stake.

."So in three days you will be off, I will discuss it with the others but I have a way to get you to the based without doing what we were going to, which is create a trap to draw out a member and you follow him back, now just prepare yourself mentally, just remember, should anything happen just run away."Haile said seriously, if she encountered Ophis then maybe she could have a chance to live but knowing how possessive Ophis could be she might just kill Tsubaki in cold blood.

Serafall looked interested."Huh really, what is it, tell me, tell me tell me, I want to show off I know first!."She said excitedly, she could imagine the surprise on everyone's face if she brought it up first.

."Haha, it isn't that serious Sera, I will explain to everyone one time."He said with a smile as he shook his head.

Off to the side Ravel who was listening to everyone was pretty much lost, she was hearing this person was a Goddess and Khaos Brigade and spying, she didn't understand one bit.

She was also embarrassed to see Koneko who looked to be her age understand what they are saying sitting there all cute eating chocolate.

Koneko glanced at her with monotone eyes as she calmly and slowly chewed, her eyes looked like an abyss as she stared at her ominously.

Ravel quickly looked away as some sweat ran down her face.'Why is she so scary.'She thought to herself, that doll like girl was very creepy.

."Ahh that was nice, Thank you all."Haile smile as he said to the maids standing behind them, he sighed in satisfaction as he licked the fork clean.

All the maids bowed there head feeling happy with his thanks.

."Alright you all can talk and go about your business, I'm going to check on my disciple Gasper, we'll probably hang out today so you all can do whatever you want to."Haile said as he got up stretching, it's good for the back, animals do it all the time.

.""Okay"".

.""See you later then"".

.""Bye Bye Darling Haile muahHhhhhhh!"".

.""See you..."".

They all gave there goodbyes to him including Ravel who also got up, since Haile is leaving then she will as well, there is no reason to stay, he looked ahead and froze."Wha-what do you want."She asked a little put off and bewildered.

Infront of her was Koneko who appeared out of nowhere creepily staring at her again still somehow eating."..*Chomp*...Do you...*Chomp*...want to be my friend?."She asked calmly with full cheeks of chocolate.

Ravel was surprised."Me, well ok, I mean yes, yes I would love to."She said happily, she did not have many friends, some of the "friends" she does have are not really so, it was quite stressful for her.

."*Chomp* Good, come."Koneko said blankly as she turned around and walked off into a seemingly random direction not waiting for her.

Ravel looked at Rias the only person she was familiar with, Rias sighed and nodded her head letting her be, her circumstances with Riser was not Ravel's to pay.

Ravel nodded with a smile as she ran along catching up to Koneko who was a fair distance already, Koneko glanced back briefly and continued walking.

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Haile on the other side of the of Grimory mansion was headed to Gasper's room, on the way he met both Zeoticus and Venelana, who were both happy to see him, for different reasons.

Zeoticus wanted to get drunk with Haile once again, he really enjoyed that pass session, he felt a great connection and a possible bond with him, he couldn't wait.

As for Venelana, well, her eye told the whole story, she looked at Haile with glassy eyes of longing, she bit her lips and turned to Zeoticus opening her mouth but quickly shutting it seeing the happy expression on his face, she sigh.

They exchanged a few more pleasantries and were on there way again, Venelana looked reluctant but still followed Zeoticus.

Now Haile was infront of Gasper's door, he didn't bother to knock, he just open it with a smile on his face."Hey Gasper my disciple how are yo-."He stop with the smile frozen on his face in complete and utter fright and heart stoping shock.

In the room now also in shock and frozen was a naked Gasper's laying on the ground, feet up, a scissors, getting ready to cut of his own penis.

."What in the Godly fuck is going on right now!!!."Haile said as he took a step back in horror, what is he baring witness to right now, a catastrophic event.