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Supreme Casanova: Ultimate Harem System

Castle - 20 Bonus Chapters!!! [Warning: Sexual content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, face-slapping, and a shameless protagonist!] ***** Hugo Fernandez, a short, skinny virgin with zero charm, was a young man with grand dreams. He had just started college and was brimming with hope for a bright future, but a rather unfortunate food poisoning 'incident' soon turned his life from bad to worse. He experienced a social death! Out of the blue, a mysterious girl’s voice echoed in his head: [Ding! Fate has aligned, and your woeful destiny with women has reached the heavens! You have been granted the Ultimate Harem System!!!] Hugo’s listless eyes widened. Had he finally received his own cheat code? Was it time for him to ascend to the heavens in a single leap and start attracting women left and right? The mysterious voice spoke again: [Ding! Initialising Death mission... Seduce a 7+ woman within one month or die!] Hugo blinked, his jaw dropping. "Wait, what? Seduce a 7+ woman or die? What kind of medieval torture is this? I can’t even seduce my reflection!" After taking a minute to calm down, he realised it wasn't as bad as he thought. "In the worst case, I can burrow some money and get a pro-" [No pay pigging] Hugo realised he was soon going to experience a real death! This system was out for his blood! [Tick tock, Romeo. Time’s wasting…] "I'm gonna die!" Join Hugo on a captivating, deadly journey filled with debauchery, womanising, and thrilling level-ups as he rises above all and becomes a Supreme Casanova! If he doesn’t die first, that is… [A/N: Inspired by MPUAS.] [Warning: R18 content doesn't immediately begin. MC takes time to develop himself to a stage where he can get the beauties. But expect a good dose of comedy.]

DungeonHunter · Urban
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Luna.

Hugo sat stiffly on his mat, his face frozen in a polite smile as Daphne eagerly chatted beside him about her favourite yoga poses. He nodded occasionally, but inside, his brain was going full meltdown mode.

'This is what I get for trusting dating apps,' he lamented to himself. 'Never again. Swipe left? Swipe right? No, swipe me off this mat and out of here.'

He glanced sideways at Daphne, who was now attempting to demonstrate a pose called the "Happy Baby" but looked more like a struggling turtle.

'How do I escape this without breaking her heart?' he thought, furrowing his brows. 'I can't just ditch her… can I? No, Hugo, you're better than that.'

Still, he couldn't stop imagining ridiculous escape plans.

1. The Fake Emergency

He could clutch his stomach and groan dramatically. "Oh no, Daphne! Bad sushi! Gotta go!" But what if she insisted on helping him? He cringed at the idea of her escorting him to a nonexistent bathroom emergency.