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Ranked no: 1. "AAAAAAAAAAAH" Where are my b**bs?.. I'm a guy? Oh my goodness? Did they change my gender? Overnight? Wait should I.. I mean should I take my pants off and see? If I'm a guy? That's a bad idea.. I could feel something dangling between my legs.. Oh sh*t.. I have a penis instead of a vagina... _____________ "Did that ring a bell suga hyung?" "What? I'm a what?" "You are a singer, I mean.. a rapper to be exact." _______________ "Oh man holy sh*t. I'm a GIRL!!" "What the hell?" I pinched myself.. and slapped myself. "Ow that's gonna leave a mark" "WHY AM I GIRL? IS THERE ANYONE HERE? CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY I AM A GIRL? But I'm pretty either way.. what? No no . Min yoongi you are a guy. Not a girl." _______________ "Project 709, you do deserve a detention, but I'm not handing it over to you. You are not weak. Not weak by yourself. Something makes you weak. Or may I dare say.. someone?" "But Sir you can't.." Gunshot. _________________ Bangtan Sonyeondan x Secret Agent Two different persons. Two different situations. But souls, have no barriers. #soulsinterchanged #hellafunny I know y'all will ask me why I'm putting tags in the bio of the story.. the thing is, it seems SWAG right??. I'm more like min suga. Genius. Don't be surprised if you see some BURNS that can't be cooled with all the ice in Antarctica. (Can be found on wattpad too. Entered in the 2019 wattys. )

shadow_princess · Music & Bands
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30 Chs

NIGHTMARES

In the previous chapter

(chapter-25):

"Oh I don't know.. you've been groaning at the slightest of pain... you should have been a girl .

And, for your information Raejun, IAM A GIRL. Right now atleast..

Olivia's POV:

"Yeah that's what I said, in case you have some hearing defect. "

"Nooooooooo.. you didn't agree did you? Tell me you didn't please?" I asked, my mind already in a frenzy to hear his answer.

"I said I'll think about it.. and he looked at me weirdly. " he said, and my heart jumped in excitement and gratitude.. does it jump.in gratitude? Nah.. who knows...

"I've told that piece of shit that I don't wanna get promoted like a thousand times, but he doesn't understand.. I just don't know what's wrong with him..."

The thing is, the agency's president has been trying to make me accept a promotion for months.. how can a person in 001 position be moved to an even higher position you ask? Well, first he wanted to give me an authority only and no field work kinda job, but I declined.

Then he came after me, saying that I should be the one to represent LAUA at the nationwide hq of NAUA. But I clearly know that it's only to take my position of 001 from me, and give it to 002, who's his son. Am I letting him do that any time soon? Nope. And I can only thank Suga for not giving in.

"Look.. never give in to this please?"

"What do you mean never? Like I'm gonna stay in your body forever.. hah." He said, laughing.

"Uh.. we don't know exactly how long you'll be staying... you'll be staying in my body, at least until we figure this all out right?" I asked, and kept the phone away from my ears, expecting a shriek or something like that. I'm too young to die.

And of course. As I expected, I heard a very high pitched scream, to my surprise. Was that him or Rae?

"Um.. is everyone okay over there?".

And there goes.. a sound of someone slapping someone? And groaning? What's going on..?

"Guys..?" Did they just leave me hanging on the other side of the line?

"GUYS!!!!!!" I yelled, expecting some dunderhead over the phone to answer, obviously.

"Hey there. Forgot about you." This time it was Raejun, and I was more than happy to know both of them weren't dead in a ditch.. well atleast one of them. Where's the other one though? That rapper dude?

"What even happened Rae??"

"Oh that? The thing is.. some orange haired, I'm-oh-so-tall-guy held him by his waist, I mean held him by your waist, I mean.. WHATEVER. And.. so, he went all out on him."

She said, and paused for breath before continuing. "He yelled about how the guy should learn to respect girls, no matter how they dress, because it's their choice."

"And that his waist wasn't for him to touch."

"And... I may have left out some words, cause you know.."

"And he may have kicked his crotch. Oops."

That kind shocked me.. like... no guy has ever messed with me before. Why would someone hold me by my waist? Wait a minute.. did she say... orange haired oh-so-tall-guy? Is that.. Oh God no..

"Um guys?" I started again, with a bit of hesitation in my voice.

"What? Aren't you just happy that he did that? I got a chance to slap that guy too. And then we SPAT on him. Ain't that just GREAT..?" Raejun sounded excited. "I'm kinda starting to like this Suga guy's attitude more than yours."

"What.. dude did you just say 'spat' on him???"

"Yeah why?"

"Gosh.. that's my..." I paused.

"Don't tell me that he's your boyfriend.. or something like that..."

"Well.. he's not my boyfriend, but.. worse than that. He's, the Head of NAUA field agents."

"WHAT?? But still no reason for him to touch you right?"

"Well it's like an inside thing between us.. we were on a mission together in the past."

"NOOOOOOOOOO."

"Don't worry.. he'll probably hate you now." Piped in an annoying voice. If I ever lay my hands on you, dude you're dead. Oh wait, I already broke your ribs. Now who has the last laugh hah.

"Whatever. Just don't get into more trouble."

I said, and cut off the call. I just wanted some peace of mind.. is that too much to ask?

Sleep.. sleep.. wonderful sleep... (perfect timing to play the Hallelujah song.) .

I felt myself drifting off into a land of my own.. ah. What? You thought that I don't dream? Oh how dumb of you!! Of course I dream. Now shut up while I wander in dreamland.

Meanwhile:

Joon's POV:

I sat on the not-so comfortable couch, and watched the rest of the members wrapped up in bandages, and absolutely in their original behavior. And by original, boy do I MEAN original. Sigh.. what to do? Karma's a bitch.

Jimin was sulking, while Tae was making faces at him, trying to make him smile.. while Jin hyung was telling me how Jimin was sulking because he has low sugar. Oh no hyung, I because of low Suga.

Jungkook? Oh well, that thing was kicking poor Jhope cause he lost in chess against the computer. And Hobi hyung? Well he was trying to stop Jungkook by screaming his vocal cord out.

Me? Well, as I said before, I'm watching all this bickering. And to be honest, this isn't even the worst I've seen.

Can't a guy get a moment of peace?

Should I use Olivia as an excuse for me to get out of here? And maybe settle my butt down on the warm waiting room couch and read a book? Hah.. sounds... wonderful.....

SNAP!!

I saw a mad looking Jin hyung snapping his finger in front of my face. Uh-oh. One thing about hyung? When someone doesn't listen to him while he talks, well, gulp. Just forget you ever lived on this earth.

"Uh hi hyung.." I said nervously, not yet ready to face his wrath.

"YAAAAA!!!!! DID YOU LISTEN TO A SINGLE WORD OF WHAT I SAID? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HUH?? THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?? YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS TREASON YOU HAVE COMMITTED YOU LIL SHIT?? HUH? YA REPLY!! WHY ARE YOU SHUTTING YOUR EARS HUH?? IS MY VOICE THAT ANNOYING FOR YOU??? Y'KNOW WHAT?? I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!!!! YOU HEARD THAT?? I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!!!"

I shut my ears, not because his voice was annoying, but because it was a lot of decibels higher than what the normal human ear can take. Probably more than 85 decibels. Well dont blame me. Iam only human~

(A/n: How many of you have listened to the Human song by Christina Perry?💜)

Well it's a MIRACLE that I haven't gone deaf as yet. Is that a ringing vibration I hear in my eardrums? Wow..

"Hyung is so dead." I heard Jimin say. I looked at him to see what was going on, as I couldn't even pick out a word from what he yelled.

"He broke up with you and walked away hyung.." He said, in the saddest tone someone could say something, but the thing is, other than the sadness in his tone, I couldn't make out the words. My ears are still ringing.

I just stared at Jimin for a while before he repeated. "HE. BROKE. UP. WITH. YOU. AND. WALKED. AWAY. HYUNG!!" He yelled this time, and this totally wasn't good for my ears or my health.

"Okay okay.. what's the point of yelling??? I'm not deaf you know?" I asked, and Jimin just groaned before dropping his head again.

"Wait did you say 'broke up'? Like from a relationship? But we weren't in a relationship? What the hell??"

"Oh really Joon? Wow.. we obviously knew all that lovey dovey things going on were just things of 'The Bro Code'. You're really shallow." Hobi hyung said and went back to swapping Jungkook's legs away.

What is even.. whatever. I'll just apologize to hyung after he's calmed down. I don't wanna suffer anymore.

Meanwhile:

Olivia's POV:

"Stop.. no please... I'll beg you. STOP!!!!!!!!"

My knees bruised as I fell to the floor, on hearing the bang of a pistol, again. And again.

I felt someone dragging me by my hair. But I could only see a pool of blood and the tuft of blond hair in front of me. What did she do to deserve this?

That's when I realized, people don't exactly deserve to get killed by a pistol. They just.. die. That's it. No emotions involved. No attachment to the victim. That's it. Done and passed on. Just like some chicken in a slaughterhouse.

NO MERCY!! rang his voice again and again, through my ears. His voice echoed against the voice of the cold, dark and damp cellar he was dragging me to. It was a so-called 'rehabilitation centre' for child agents, who fail to kill innocent people,and complete the given missions with no mercy whatsoever.

My eyes were brimming with tears, and I felt blood dripping off my face from the deep gash on my forehead. It still.. hurt?

"Stay there you bi**h!!" I heard him yell as he pushed me into my home-sweet-home, for the next two weeks or so. The dark dungeon cell.

As he moved away after loudly shutting the iron barred door of the cell, I heard a voice.

It called out for me.

I looked around to see who it was.. I saw two eyes through a hole in the stone wall of my cell. I peered through the wall to get a better view of the person who called out my name.

It was a girl of my age. "Macy?" I asked in a whisper.

"Yes. It's me Olivia."

"How did you end up here though?"

"I.."

Gasp.. I was sweating all over as I woke up from that dream of mine. Who turned the light on? Joon?

Why did I have this dream.. again?

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Well people!! That's it for today. Hope you enjoyed. And tell me what you thought of the Joon POV. Should I write more POV's of the members themselves?

And tell me who you thought was the girl who got shot.

And also tell me who you think 'Macy' is.

And well.. hehe... do tell me who you think turned on the light and woke Olivia up. Lol.

Tell me in the comments.

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