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Ranked no: 1. "AAAAAAAAAAAH" Where are my b**bs?.. I'm a guy? Oh my goodness? Did they change my gender? Overnight? Wait should I.. I mean should I take my pants off and see? If I'm a guy? That's a bad idea.. I could feel something dangling between my legs.. Oh sh*t.. I have a penis instead of a vagina... _____________ "Did that ring a bell suga hyung?" "What? I'm a what?" "You are a singer, I mean.. a rapper to be exact." _______________ "Oh man holy sh*t. I'm a GIRL!!" "What the hell?" I pinched myself.. and slapped myself. "Ow that's gonna leave a mark" "WHY AM I GIRL? IS THERE ANYONE HERE? CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY I AM A GIRL? But I'm pretty either way.. what? No no . Min yoongi you are a guy. Not a girl." _______________ "Project 709, you do deserve a detention, but I'm not handing it over to you. You are not weak. Not weak by yourself. Something makes you weak. Or may I dare say.. someone?" "But Sir you can't.." Gunshot. _________________ Bangtan Sonyeondan x Secret Agent Two different persons. Two different situations. But souls, have no barriers. #soulsinterchanged #hellafunny I know y'all will ask me why I'm putting tags in the bio of the story.. the thing is, it seems SWAG right??. I'm more like min suga. Genius. Don't be surprised if you see some BURNS that can't be cooled with all the ice in Antarctica. (Can be found on wattpad too. Entered in the 2019 wattys. )

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30 Chs

DID WE SWITCH BACK??

In the previous chapter:

"HELP ME!! THIS FREAK NURSE IS TRYING TO INJECT ME WITH POISON!!!"

Sigh.. not again. Who the actual frick frack from the agency sent him on an actual mission??

Oh wait.. it's fricky-fracky ME!! I'm the one who told the mission director that Jison could use some fresh air, other than staying put in front of his computer, and always inside my earpiece.

Sigh.

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Chapter-28:

Olivia's POV:

And for the first time in many days, I woke up to the sun shining on my face, the birds singing, and all that blah.. duh. But I don't think that it's the sound of actual birds singing. It's probably just the weird horn of a really weird person's car.

But something hit me as I opened my eyes..

Not physically, but.. "Holy shit!! Why are my arms tan!!!!! Suga guy is gonna kill me!!" I croaked out in my morning voice, before noticing that the nails were well maintained,unlike the suga guy's nails, which he had bitten off. 

"Oh.My.God!!!!! Am I back in my body?????" 

I jumped from my bed, feeling no chest pain like I did last night, and searched for a mirror. I hesitated before looking into the mirror by the sink, but eventually did look into it.. and got the shock of my life. Well, the second shock, or the third, or maybe the fourth.. oh to hell with it. 

"What the frick am I wearing though?" Was this the anime style? I wondered before waving it off. Only one thing mattered right now..and that was… drumroll.. "I AM BACK IN MY BODY BISHES!!" I yelled and sang around, before noticing my former body, I mean the body of the suga guy, lying in the bed I had previously slept in.. Is it alive? Is it dead..? Oh no…

I slowly moved towards it and poked it on the arm. No reaction. "Suga dude?" 

"Yo! Rapper man!!" I yelled before I shook him. He's breathing? Oh maybe we switched back again? Wow. How do I get this duffhead to wake up? Lemme roll him over the bed. 

"SUGAAAAAAA" I yelled and rolled him off the edge. He woke up, finally.. but yelled right back at me. And damn.. why is his voice so high pitched? I never expected this.

"Shibal!!" He yelled some nonsense.. I'll google that sometime and I swear… if it's a swear word, he's so dead.

"Hey!! We changed bodies!!! Ain't that amazing??" I exclaimed happily, but he had this.. bitch-what..? Who-are-you? Kind of face. "Dumbhead! It's me Olivia." 

"Oh.. Olivia… wait.. I was in that body wasn't I? Oh shit!! We switched bodies??? WOW! Joon's idea worked. He was the one who suggested that I lie down near you." 

Well guess that Joon guy is pretty brilliant. But speaking of the devil.. 

"Suga hyung? Yah jinjja? You can speak English this fluently?"

"Ani.. it's not like that…"

"Shut up hyung.. I know." 

I just awkwardly stood there, trying to understand what their little conversation meant, but failing terribly.

"Guys guys.. I'm omnipresent…"

"Oh hey honey!! Didn't see you there!" Joon turned to me for a bit and then turned back to Suga. 'Honey'? Seriously? Is he kidding me?

"Dude.. when did I become your honey?" I asked, with an obvious 'duh' tone. 

"Uh.. I said honey? I meant Olivia.  Ahem."

"That doesn't even rhyme dumbass." I said, throwing my arms up in the air. That's when the door opened for the second time that day.

"If it isn't my cute sister!!" Someone yelled as they stepped foot into the room. It's probably Rae. Didn't think she'd be this dramatic, but oh well she must have hung out with Jison Hyun for too long. That guy messes up your mind. Honest.

"I thought you'd look all Asian and stuff.. we actually… resemble each other?" I said, a hit confused at her appearance.  Coz damn she looked exactly like me, except for the fact that she had long black hair, and my hair was blonde. She was a bit shorter than me though. I wonder why the Suga guy didn't tell me that she resembled me?

"I know right? I should dye my hair blonde sometimes, and we could be twins!" 

"Damn right we should. But yeah enough chit-chat. Let's be partners in crime, instead of stepsisters, yeah? Only if you dont wanna take out your revenge on me though."

"Well, I don't think I can forgive you entirely,  but yeah girl!! Let's be partners in crime. But I swear if you dont tell me every fucking story, of our stupid family background,  I'd definitely shoot you before you can say 'hey'." 

"Alright then let's go someplace quiet. " I said, walking towards the door. 

"Not fair Olivia.. not fair. You had to go to that mission and break MY bones did ya??" The rapper man yelled, but I wasn't having any of it right now. "Woman up and deal with it dude!" I yelled, and ran away smirking, before he could reply. 

Even Though Raejun ran behind me, I could feel her smirk.. hah. But you know, my life is not in the least, normal. So did I just think I could have one freaking normal conversation with my step sister for a change? God damn.

I saw Jison and the weird but cute guy running towards me and Rae like their lives depended on it. "What's wrong?" I asked Jison, sensing the worry in his eyes.  "Come along, I'll explain." He said, rushing towards the room that I was in. And for a second there, I wished I didn't have to run all the way back.

Why in Hell's name did I have to think that? Cause the next thing I know, I'm inside the room, but not in my own  body, but back again in Suga's. 

"WHAT THE FUDGE DID YOU DO??" Screamed Suga, rushing back into the room in my body. "I just.. I just wished I didn't have to run back to the room." 

"Wish back then!!" 

"Suga hyung.. ENG.. Engrish?" The weird guys piped in, only to get a glare from Suga, who was in my body.

"Alright.. " I said nervously, before wishing that I stood near the door. The very next second, u was back in my body, near the door, and Suga was back in his. We sighed with relief at the same moment. 

"THAT.IS.SO.COOL!!" Rae yelled at the top of her lungs, but Jison jutted in, acting like Rae was invisible.

"JOON!! You have to see this. NOW." 

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Another cliffhanger huh? I'm evil duh. Lol.

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