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Chapter 36 3 years later

This is very painful for both Clairvoyance and Shunfenger.

"Brothers, don't ask, we don't dare to talk."

"Anyway, it's the matter with the Stone Monkey over there in the West."

The immortals were stunned and even more curious.

I wanted to know urgently.

You know, these gods have nothing to do every day. They finally catch a gossip. If they don't ask about it, they probably won't be able to sleep.

"Hey... brothers, what are you afraid to say about Xitian?"

"That's right, let's hang out with them again, there's no need to look at their faces."

"Now that you've said it, if you say it now, they will know that it was you who said it..."

For a moment, the two people, Clairvoyant Eye and Shunfeng Er…

It's so hard.

Offend Guanyin?

Or offend a bunch of colleagues and bosses?

"Ouch... Your Majesty, my eyes hurt a little. I'm going to take a sick leave and come back..."

Clairvoyant suddenly said something, turned around and ran away from Lingxiao Palace.

Didn't even say anything back.

"Your Majesty... I also want to take leave and go home to get some earwax..."

Shunfeng Er also slipped away shortly after.

A group of gods looked like they were in pain.

These immortals have lived for tens of thousands of years, and all of them are as slippery as old loaches.

On Lingshan Mountain.

The Tathagata has also seen through all this.

It's just that his views on routines are not as profound as the Jade Emperor's.

He was looking at Guanyin, because it could be seen from this incident that Guanyin was confused.

"Amitabha!"

After Guanyin rushed back to Lingshan, Tathagata looked at Guanyin and said.

Guanyin nodded and returned the salute: "Buddha."

"Your mind is confused, right?" Tathagata asked.

"Confused?"

Guanyin muttered, and then suddenly his face tightened.

"Disciple is in trouble."

Guanyin thought about it and replied.

Guanyin understood that her heart was touched.

Guanyin's heart was in a state of confusion when she saw the stone monkey looking for "Little Monkey Sister" heartbreakingly.

"Just stay in Lingshan for these three years to stabilize your Buddha's heart!"

Tathagata didn't say much.

Generally speaking, experts say half of what they say, and you guess the other half...

Water Curtain Cave on Huaguo Mountain.

Sun Xiaokong dragged his tired body back.

"Stone Monkey..."

"Stone Monkey, are you like this?"

"Whoever bullied you, let's go beat him up together."

When the monkeys saw that Sun Xiaokong looked tired and was covered in snow and mud, they all gathered around and expressed concern.

Sun Xiaokong looked at the monkeys and said with a smile: "It's okay. I caught rabbits in the back mountain today. I did it myself..."

Of course, if you say this, most monkeys will believe it.

As for Bai Jingjing, Ali and the others definitely don't believe it.

At night.

Bai Jingjing walked to Sun Xiaokong and said, "You...did you go looking for that little monkey today?"

On the stone bed, Sun Xiaokong sat up and nodded: "Yes, that's it?"

"you…"

"Then if I leave, will you suddenly go crazy and look for me?" Bai Jingjing hesitated and asked inexplicably.

Sun Xiaokong was stunned.

Maybe in the eyes of others, he did seem to have gone crazy suddenly and ran out.

"Of course, we are friends!"

"Go back and rest, I want to sleep too."

Sun Xiaokong replied with a smile.

To be honest, Sun Xiaokong doesn't want to strike up a relationship with too many people right now.

Just as the Dragon King of the East China Sea was worried, after getting involved with the Stone Monkey, whatever the Stone Monkey did in the future, they would have bad luck with the Stone Monkey.

If it weren't for this, the Dragon King of the East China Sea would be eager to come to Sun Xiaokong with a betrothal gift.

No reason, because this monkey's future achievements are limitless.

The premise is that the part of getting into trouble must be over first.

Bai Jingjing looked at Sun Xiaokong and said casually... We are friends, and felt a strange feeling in her heart.

This feeling is not very comfortable anyway.

But Bai Jingjing didn't have much to say, so she turned around and went out.

After a while, Ali and Penguin also came.

This Ali is the first person to covet Sun Xiaokong...

Penguin may be considered the second...

"Shihou, please... take off your clothes and let us help you clean them?"

"Yeah, it's all mud and water, and it's not good either."

Sun Xiaokong listened to the words of the two and said happily: "That's really great. Now I..."

Halfway through, Sun Xiaokong felt a little embarrassed when he saw the two of them not leaving, looking directly at him.

"Don't you...don't want to avoid it?"

Ali and Penguin looked at each other, shook their heads and said, "What are you avoiding?"

"It's not like we haven't seen you without clothes before..."

"I…?"

Sun Xiaokong felt a little speechless.

in the following time.

Without the tricks from Xitian, Sun Xiaokong really calmed down.

I repeat the practice every day while sleeping.

three years.

Sun Xiaokong cultivated from 30,000 star cells to 500,000.

But Sun Xiaokong felt that it was still not enough.

Calculated based on the fact that one realm is a hundred times different, that means two great realms have collapsed.

That is to say, he may have Xuanxian's strength.

Behind Xuanxian, there are Jinxian, Taiyi Jinxian, Daluo Jinxian...

[Ding!]

[The mission is to not leave Huaguoshan within three years and not to learn from anyone. Mission accomplished.]

[Get the reward: Seventy-two Transformations of Earth Fiend, Somersault Cloud.]

In an instant, Sun Xiaokong, who was practicing, suddenly started to do it from the stone bed.

Seventy-two transformations of earth evil spirits.

Somersault cloud.

The two magical powers poured directly into Sun Xiaokong's mind like a bone evisceration initiation.

It's just Dacheng.

Facing the sudden mastery of magical power, Sun Xiaokong became a little distracted.

Now, should we kill the goldfish spirit first?

Or, go to the East China Sea to get the Golden Cudgel first?

[Ding!]

[The world is so big, the host should go and see it.]

[Assignment, please host to sign in at the gate of Xieyue Sanxing Cave in Fangcun Mountain. Note: You are not allowed to learn from the master.]

[Reward: golden armor with locks, purple gold crown with phoenix wings, lotus root silk walking on clouds, and wishful golden hoop.]

Let me choke you!

Sun Xiaokong was a little confused. Is this a counter-routine?

This is clearly a death mission!

If you go to Bodhi Gate without becoming a disciple, aren't you looking for trouble?

But this reward is not bad, the monkey has a complete set of equipment.

Readers: I haven't released Hentai yet, you are a fool.

"System, I want to confirm. Are you sure this mission is a counter-routine and not a suicide attempt?"

[Ding!]

[Contrary to the routine, when everyone thought that the host was going to Xianyue Sanxing Cave to become a disciple, the host did not become a disciple and turned around and ran away...]

[The crazy reversal subverts everyone, and the host deserves to learn from it.]

hehe…

Sun Xiaokong couldn't help but feel happy listening to the system's explanation.

From Sun Xiaokong's point of view, this is completely crazy and seeking death!

Isn't this just for fun?

First of all, not to mention Bodhi, even if Guanyin knows about this, I am afraid that he will come and hack himself to death.

Guanyin: I've been playing with you for so long, and now you're just going through the motions?

To be honest, Sun Xiaokong felt that this wave of tasks might cause public outrage.

There is no guarantee that Tathagata, Guanyin, and Zhunti will all chop themselves to death with knives.

You have to play a wave of flowers!

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