Chapter 2

Sasuke was going to die. He was going to die but not before taking Naruto with him. This was just-just-

"Naruto, I'm repeating this one more time since you can't seem to get it through your head", he said through gritted teeth, "you don't watch Star Wars."

But it was Naruto he was arguing with. So, of course his words were for deaf ears.

"That's not the point, Sas."

Sasuke was losing his mind. There was no actual correlation between Star Wars and whatever Naruto wanted them to try. But since Kiba said there was, Naruto instantly wanted to try it as well, for a reason that wouldn't even make sense to him.

Why was it that among seven billion people, Sasuke had to go and fall for this idiot?

"Name one thing you know about Star Wars", Sasuke challenged.

He knew he had him. Or at least he thought so. Naruto had the attention span of a puppy. He had a hard time sitting through a single movie, fnishing a saga was way too farfetched. There was no way Naruto would win this--

"That it's incredulus they don't advertise glow in the dark condoms!", Naruto exclaimed making vague hand geatures towards his direction.

--arguement.

Sasuke sighed.

Naruto was definitely driving him to the brink of insanity.