DWMA Enrollment

Fade's p.o.v.

Kid came running down the stairs and towards me grabbing my arm by the elbow. "How dare you abandon me! Come on, I don't have time to fight with you. Dad wants us to meet out on the front yard remember? To watch the sunset? He's kind of creepy sometimes. Come on think about it. Why today? He never asks us, and if he does you never say yes, so why today?" Uh...is he starting to speak to himself, or is he actually wanting an answer back? He's so creepy. I can't believe I'm twins with him. Does he even have friends besides Liz and Patti. Wow. Drama king. No wonder why he's babbling. He's lonely and has no friends. Even my weapon won't be his friend! Ha! In your face you symmetrical pig!

"Uh. Let's go before we miss it, and he gives us that very long speech of disappointment." I tugged my arm away from his grip and headed outside. Lord Death had already been waiting for us. "Sorry for the wait dad." I sat down on the ground, crossing my legs, and kid crossed his arms behind his head then leaned his head back against his crossed arms. Wow. I have never seen him look so relaxed.

"ISNT IT JUST PERFECT! THE SKY IS APPSOLUTLY SYMMETRICAL!" He cheered and I rolled my eyes. Whatever you say. I hope Lord Death tells me I have to go to that academy just to see Kid's face. It'll ruin his daydream about the symmetry in the sky today. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

"I have to tell you two something..." my father started out.

"I have decided to enroll YOU Fade and your weapon Noire. It is a wise choice I hope you realize. I see that its doing DWMA a huge favor to accept Kid in, so I figured why not Fade as well. Classes start early tomorrow. Get a good nights rest Fade. You too Kid." Just like that our dad disappeared on us.

"NOOOOOOOO! GET BACK HERE DAD! DONT TAKE AWAY MY ONLY FREE TIME AWAY FROM HER! Hey, you're not wanting to go through with this right Fade?" HELL YES! I can't wait to see what a big joke he is at that school really.

"N..no of course not! I don't want to go to a stupid school. I want to shop all day, and when you get home, I really enjoy messing with you Kid. Well...he seems to be set on his decision, guess I've got to tell Noire." He screamed and fell down having a nosebleed. What's his problem? MAYBE, he just can't handle that I'm going to ruin his symmetrical world now at the academy too, just like at home.. yeah right, who am I kidding? It can't be symmetrical...no, it can't be.

"I'm going to kill you! It's all your stupid fault. The sun is drooling asymmetrically!" he screamed at me, and I laughed running inside. Tonight Noire, we shall take pictures of him sleeping while he sucks his thumbs....Now where could she be...maybe she's still in her room. I'll try there first. I stormed upstairs and looked around in her bedroom then shrugged. Oh well. Guess I'll just surprise her with the news in the morning...Oh wait. I still have to take pictures of that symmetrical dork...I think I'll do that tomorrow night after I meet people at that academy. Yay. More people will get to know...he's going to kill me. I'm too tired to think of anymore evil plans to do to him. I think I'll just go to sleep.

Sometime early in the morning water splashed into my face and I heard a giggle from Patti. "Hey Kid, you hit her in the face with the water." WHAT! KID IS GOING TO DIE. ASYMMETRICALLY. I opened my eyes seeing Kid standing right in front of me with a bag. What's in the bag? I hope it's food.

"Well good morning sleeping.. whatever you are. How did you sleep? I hope I didn't wake you. Anyways, I decided to wake you since you obviously forgot to set that dusty old alarm clock over there. While I dust it off, I need you to WAKE UP NOIRE! That is totally not my job. She's scary when she wants to be." I laughed and threw my pillow at him. WAIT A MINUTE...HES STILL IN HIS PAJAMAS...

"God, you're so funny. There is no way in hell I'm getting up at THREE IN THE MORNING TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL! NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" I groaned and turned onto my side, going back to sleep. Water splashed my face again.

"Did you know you talk in your sleep?" Kid asked me, and I screamed looking at him. "Your alarm clock hasn't worked since we were little. It's six in the morning smart one." He pointed to my alarm clock, and then his own on his wrist. NOOOOO. HE'S ACTUALLY RIGHT.

"I DO NOT TALK IN MY SLEEP." I grumbled sitting up and stretched. He fainted, having a nosebleed. "What Kid, not symmetrical enough for you?" I smirked and jumped out of bed stepping on his back as I walked over him and out the door to Noire's room. This shall be interesting....I entered the sleeping beauty's bed chambers and snuck up slowly crawling in with her and started to whisper in her ear.

"Noire...Noire... You need to wake up now. It's time for school. You don't want to be late on your first day right sweetie?" I'm trying really hard to sound like her mother I met once. "Wake up sleeping beauty or you'll never find your Prince Charming. You wouldn't want that now would you?" I held my mouth shut trying not to laugh.

"Huh? What's...going on?..." She squinted at me. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!? KID!!! COME GET YOUR CRAZY SISTER!!!!! I THINK SHE FINALLY HAS LOST IT!!!!! SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL AND THAT I HAVE TO GET UP!!!! KID!!!!! TAKE HER TO THE INSANE ASYLEM!!!! CONTACT YOUR DAD!!!!! LIZ!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!!!!" I held my ears shut as she screamed.

"Calm down. I'm not insane. Lord Death is making us attend DWMA now. Isn't it just exciting?" I laughed getting out of bed. "Classes start on a couple of hours, get ready. I don't want to be late to school." I walked out leaving her to scream and went back to my bedroom. Kid left that bag on my bed...Is it food?

I looked inside and pulled out an outfit for the academy...What the hell. I'LL NEVER WEAR IT! It's too...too... symmetrical! "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kid, I'm gonna kill you! Take it back, take it back!" I screamed throwing it out into the hallway. That is not a good way to get on my good side in the morning Kid.

I locked my door and took a shower then dried off and got ready for school, putting on this jacket my dad got me. It kind of looks like Kid's jacket, just without...huh...I guess I'm just hallucinating. In this jacket I look a lot like Kid, two differences. I have longer hair and the stripes are on the other side unlike Kid's. I looked at myself in the mirror. What if they mistake me for him? "No!" It won't happen...It can't happen. Well...I suppose that would be kind of fun if it did happen... Anyways I'm gonna go see if Noire is ready to go...I hope she don't mistake me as Kid...or worse...make fun of me for it!

Noire's p.o.v.

What's all this "school" nonsense? I didn't ask to go with her! I changed out of my PJ's and got ready for "school". I'm going to kill those twins! And I don't mean Liz and Patti! "Noire! Are you ready to go?" I turned around after I put up the book I decided to read. Kid was standing in the doorway all ready to go.

"Go the hell away Kid. I'm not going to put up with you this morning! I won't make you symmetrical pancakes!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Liz! Come get your stupid Meister before I murder him for being in my room!"

"Calm down jeez! I'm not-"

"Alright Kid, I'll let you poke around my room, but I'm leaving. I don't want to be in the same room with you when you are the one who probably convinced Lord Death to let Fade go to school to wear her out! Go eat a symmetrical rainbow cookie!" I stalked past Kid and left the room. What does he think he is doing barging into my room like that?!? For all he knows I could have been asleep again! Oh wait... that wouldn't be good.

"Hey wait up Noire!" I turned around to see Kid.

"I told you to go away! Damn it! Leave me the hell alone! Go bother Liz! Go find a symmetrical cat if they exist!"

"How dare you talk to a Grim Reaper like that! I'm going to wash your mouth out!"

"W-what? Kid, do you have a split personality or something?" He grabbed my arm and started dragging me to the bathroom.

"I do not, nor will I ever!" He grabbed the bar of soap he bought for me when he learned about my mouth. That bar of soap is special. It never goes away.

"Kid, can we talk about this?"

"No! I am not going to say another word to you until I wash that mouth out!"

"I already brushed my teeth though.... I don't want nasty soap in my mouth when I'm trying to eat waffles or something."

"You should have thought about that before you cussed at me!"

"I thought you weren't saying another word to me till you washed my mouth out!"

"Just eat the soap already!"

"You-" He shoved it into my mouth and waited three minutes.

"There. Now get." He took it out and rinsed it off while I ran trying not to throw up. Damn it! That is the worst bar of soap he's stuck in my mouth yet! What brand was that?!? I gotta use it on Patti.... I reached my bathroom and brushed my teeth again with that special toothpaste I bought for these moments. Hmm... It tastes so good.... Almost like I'm eating a piece of candy.... Too bad it isn't. I walked out of my bathroom and headed down the stairs towards the kitchen.

"Hey Noire! Make me pancakes!" I looked at Kid who acted like nothing happened at all.

"Ok...." I started to make Kid's pancakes.

"Hey.... You need to throw that bar of soap out. I think Patti might have mistaken it for a pastry."

"What are you talking about?" I finished with the best pancakes I have ever made. "Here ya go." I slid them over to Kid who stared at them as if they were diseased. "Um, you are supposed to eat them." Then, he fainted. I swear they were perfectly symmetrical! I tried really hard on it this time! "Fine! I'll eat them!" I started to eat the pancakes as Kid got back up and left traumatized. He muttered something under his breath before he left.

"What was that?"

"YOU TRAITOR!!!!"

"Woah, go take a nap or something." I washed the dishes and went to sit on the couch waiting for everyone to show up. Kid came back down from upstairs. "Hey, you done being a big baby?"

"What did you just say?"

"Kid, I think that you need to take some medicine or something. You keep acting weird!"

"Liz, Patti!" I stood up.

"I can't help the fact that you are the biggest weirdo I have ever seen!" Liz and Patti came downstairs to find Kid and me staring each other down.

"We have 30 minutes before we need to leave for school, so go spend it in your room before I wash your mouth out again!"

"What the hell is wrong with you Kid?!? You barge into my room, then you get mad at me for talking to you in the way I just do, then you have no idea what I am talking about and call me a traitor when I made you perfect symmetrical pancakes, and then you get mad at me for telling you to go get a prescription!"

"That's it! Liz! Go get the soap from my bathroom. Patti, go find Fade and tell her to keep her weapon under control!"

"Right!" They went to go do their tasks while I stared at Kid.

"You are so weird, and you wonder why I tell you to go away when you come in my room."

"I have no idea what you are talking about. Maybe you should get a prescription."

"I'm not the crazy one here!"

"I got the soap!" Liz came down with the same bar of soap as before. Damn it! What is going on this morning?!? Patti came down with.... Is that... Kid? There are two Kids! Am I seeing double? Did he hit me while I wasn't paying attention?

"Ummm... What?" Kid noticed my change in mood and looked behind him. "What the?!? Fade! What the hell are you doing in my jacket?!?"

"What are you doing in mine?!? I thought I hallucinated this morning! That's.... That explains why Noire was treating me differently...."

"Oh crap! I washed her mouth out this morning.... Um, let's see... Who did the laundry last night?"

"I did it! Hey Kid, guess what! I took one of your shirts and made it look like a giraffe!"

"Patti! But I thought... Fade, did you dump your chores on Patti last night?"

"I thought it was Liz's turn!"

"Hey! Don't blame me!"

"You were supposed to make sure FADE did the laundry last night!"

"I didn't want to mess with her while she was sleeping in Noire's bed! If I accidentally woke up Noire, let's just say that... well, I'd be dead...."

"Fade, what were you doing in Noire's bed last night?!?"

"I couldn't find her, so I decided to sleep in her bed, so she wouldn't be scared by herself."

"Why didn't you just give her the picture?!?"

"Well, I kind of lost it...."

"Noire where were you last night when Fade wanted to see you?"

"I was cleaning YOUR room Kid!"

"Oh that's how it got clean.... Why didn't you just kick Fade out of bed?"

"How should I know she was in my bed?!? I was tired last night!"

"Then how did I find Fade in her room this morning?"

"I got up in the middle of the night and made the hallway asymmetrical. It was bothering me. After that I went to my bed."

"THE HALLWAY IS ASYMMETRICAL?!?"

"Yeah...." He stormed up the stairs, and we heard a shriek, a stream of choice words, and then a thud.

"Well, Fade let's get to school before he wakes up."

"But I need my jacket." She walked upstairs with me trailing her.

"What are you doing?"

"Getting my jacket!" She took of Kid's jacket and dumped it on the floor in a pile by his head. Well, your jacket is going to be wrinkled today Kid. Then she started to gently take her jacket off of Kid.

"Don't wake him up!"

"I'm not going to...." I started thinking about the theme song to Mission: Impossible and ended up humming it as she slipped it off his arms and put it on. After that, she slapped me.

"Ow! What was that for?!?"

"That was for thinking I couldn't do it."

"I didn't say you couldn't do it."

"Then why were you humming Mission: Impossible?"

"I don't know."

Fade's p.o.v.

So that was messed up, I knew she would mistake me for him! I'm doomed! Doomed, I've been cursed to look like him and have small boobs. I bet she still can't see the difference between Kid and I! Remember, I have longer hair, my white stripes is on the other side, and my jacket don't have white lines on the sides between my shoulder and neck kind of on the chest area, in the front like Kid's jacket does. Is our voice the same?

"Noire! Tell me I don't look like Kid or sound like him!" I grabbed her shoulders shaking her.

"Ok, easy. You don't look like Kid or sound like him." I took in a deep breath, letting it go.

"If you think so..." I walked down stairs and looked in the mirror messing my hair up before walking out the door, Noire followed right behind me. How will I be getting to school? My brother always takes his stupid skateboard. I don't know how to skate...does this mean I'm walking? I guess so. I'm so gonna be late to school. Just perfect. " Noire, we will have to walk to school. Hope you can handle it."

"What are you talking about? Remember that I worked for a while during my free time and bought a motorcycle? We could just take that." WHAT? Why didn't I think of that...We're going to look badass riding up to school on a motorcycle instead of a stupid skateboard. HAHAHAHAHAHA! In your face Kid. "I'm not letting you drive, so if you thought about it, you can forget it!"

"That's fine by me." Perfectly cool, I'll still look so badass! I have my weapon driving me around! She's so precious, with her wonderful plans. 'Cutie."

"Ugh, fine. Just get on." She already started it up and was waiting for me to finish my speech. "Put this helmet on. Lord Death would kill me if you got hurt. After that, you should probably grab me to keep from falling off."

"No problem!" I put on the helmet and got on the bike with her wrapping my arms around her waist. Soon we will be at DWMA. I can't wait. We stopped in front of a staircase that is so steep that when I look up, I swear I can't see the top.

"I think this is it." she said turning off her bike, and we both got off.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME! MY BUTT AIN'T WALKING UP THOSE STAIRS EVERY MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and held my head, thinking I might faint. The stairs are symmetrical! Perfect symmetry. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" RUIN IT! RUIN IT NOIRE." I fainted after seeing Kid on his stupid skateboard stop in front of me.

"Fade. You're so dead! You left me back there is that asymmetrical mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I heard him yelling at me.