Soul EATER: Death The Kid’s Sister?!

I put on the helmet and got on the bike with her wrapping my arms around her waist. Soon we will be at DWMA. I can't wait. We stopped in front of a staircase that is so steep that when I look up, I swear I can't see the top. "I think this is it." Noire said turning off her bike, and we both got off. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! MY BUTT AIN'T WALKING UP THOSE STAIRS EVERY MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and held my head, thinking I might faint. The stairs are symmetrical! Perfect symmetry. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" RUIN IT! RUIN IT NOIRE." I fainted after seeing Kid on his stupid skateboard stop in front of me. "Fade.” // Hi Hi Hi, Author speaking! The entrance to the book is a little rough. In fact I was up for days writing this book and drinking tea spiked with three cups of sugar and very sweet chocolate chip cookies... Oui this is how I spent my summer. So, have a good laugh and don’t take this fanfic seriously. Also I can’t remember what I wrote sooooooo.... Enjoy! Disclaimer: Soul Eater (Japanese: ソウルイーター, Hepburn: Sōru Ītā) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Atsushi Ohkubo. Set at the "Death Weapon Meister Academy", the series revolves around three teams, each consisting of a weapon meister and (at least one) weapon that can transform into a humanoid. Trying to make the latter a "death scythe" and thus fit for use by the academy's headmaster Shinigami, the personification of death, they must collect the souls of 99 evil humans and one witch, in that order; otherwise, they will have to start all over again. For more information please visit https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_Eater_(manga) I do not own Soul Eater. This is a fanfic. Fan-fiction is fiction written by a fan of, and featuring characters from, a particular TV series, movie, etc. I do however own my original characters featured in this Novel. I mean for this to be in the genre of action, dark fantasy, and as a dark comedy. This is 457K Words long. 3 volumes and a Sequel to follow. If you don’t know Soul Eater then you’ll be utterly confused reading my fanfic.