SLF: Human Emperor

Wassup, it's your boya Tanaka des with another stupid ass fanfic, please hit that review button because I want it, and also give me power stones if you like my work, and please point out my mistakes, not like I will change it though, anyway, please enjoy <3

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"Ah, damn this keyboard is trash!" I cursed as I was unable to get past the 1st level obstacle of the Minecraft parkour map I was playing, I wanted to smack the keyboard to the table but this keyboard is a newly bought keyboard that costs about 200 dollars so I have no choice but to calm myself down.

Just then I heard some commotion from the neighbor's, I live in an apartment and it was a very cheap one, I work as a game developer, a solo one, I'm just playing Minecraft in my free time and sometimes watch anime, well, it has been 2 weeks since I last touched the game I was developing but I'm still looking for inspirations so it's normal.

From what I am hearing, the commotion was happening on the balcony of my neighbor, I picked up a pack of chips from my table then brought a bottle of soda then took a chair, and went towards my balcony, the first thing I saw when I arrived on my balcony is a firefighter climbing towards the other apartment, he looked at me with a confused face.

I nodded at him then down the chair I was carrying, I sat on the chair opened my chips took a few chips, and put it in my mouth, I then drank a mouthful of the soda, Puha! perfect! now then, back to reality.

An apartment was being engulfed by fire and was spreading at a very fast speed, it was very close to my place, "What a good day" I said.

"Sir please evacuate the building!" the firefighter yelled at me.

I looked at him for a few seconds then broke into laughter, "It's fine!" I said.

*Boom!

A loud explosion came from one of the apartments blowing everything in the vicinity away, even the firefighter who was yelling at me earlier was blown away, but he had a rope tied on him so he was fine, I drank another one on my soda then I took out my phone.

I then opened the contracts and only the number of my ex was there, I then started texting her, you don't know how much I loved this girl, I threw away everything just for her, then she cheated on me, anyway, I finished typing my text and sent it to her.

Somewhere in the world, a girl received a message and when she saw the one who sent her the message was her ex, she opened the message and saw his text, it was just a few words but it came from my deepest heart.

[F*ck you]

I then threw away my phone and watched as the flames finally reached my room and engulfed my whole room with flames, I started humming a song as I sat there looking at the bright blue skies.

"Ah, it's hot, I don't like it," I said.

[Confirmed: Heat Resistance Acquisition Succesful]

"Huh what is tha-"

*Boom!

Another explosion happened from the nearby apartment blowing me away to the ground, "Ah, my head is bleeding: I said, then looked around and saw my soda was still intact, I tried to pick it up but I seem to lose my strength, "I should have gone to the gym more" I thought.

[Confirmed: Physical Enhancement acquisition Succesful]

"Ah, I should have been more active and devoured more young beautiful girls, I shouldn't have been stuck with that B*tch" I murmured.

[Confirmed: Predator Skill Acquisition Succesful]

"What the is this voice inside my head, well, no matter, I really don;t like the feeling of being injured, it hurts, I wish I have something like the gamer mind and gamer body like from that manga I read," I said as I slowly close my eyes.

[Failed: Acquisition of Gamer's body is not succesful]

[Solution: Found a suitable skill from Hosts Memories: Infinite Regeneration acquisition successful]

[Notice: Returner's Clockwork Watch skill penalty has been removed]

[Failed: Acquisition of Gamer is not succesful]

[Solution: Skill Great Sage has been acquired]

"It's too noisy," I thought, but man, I hope I could cry at times like, but I have already let out all of my emotions when I was young, it sure has been a long and hard journey, I've been running around the whole world learning everything with my bike, and along with these precious memories they will disappear.

I hope I won't lose these, I thought and finally, I lost my final consciousness.

[Gained an Extra Skill, ???% acquisition succesfull]

[Extra Skill: The House of Memories has been acquired succesfully]

[Continuing, The house of memories will merge with the skill Great Sage and evolve into an Ultimate Skill: Mnemosyne]

"..."

Hmm? Where am I?

Looking around the void empty space, I couldn't move, though I hear some voices I don't know where they came from, but from what I understood, it said Push!

What push do they mean? oh! light! I became excited as I saw light from afar, I wanted to move towards it but I couldn't move no matter what I do, but then, I saw a white hand coming from the light and grabbing me by the feet.

*Swoosh!

I was finally pulled out from that void space! I cheered, then I curiously looked around, ah, I can't open my eyes, but I could feel someone is holding me like I was a baby, wait, a baby?

"Congratulations! It's a baby boy!" I heard a voice it's not English but I could somehow understand it, what is happening?

[Answer]

A voice suddenly rang inside my head and it surprised me... well, I don't seem to be surprised actually, it just felt sudden, and that made me confuse, anyway, I focused on the voice inside my head.

[Answer: Due to the skill: great sage, every language will be translated immediately]

[Answer: Due to the skill ???% your emotions has been sealed]

'My emotion is sealed huh? well, that is umm, convenient I guess? well going back to the present, who are you talking in my head?' I asked.

[Answer: The skill Mnemosyne]

"Oh neat, so you are like a -"

*Pak!

"Ouch.." a hand slapped my butt but I reacted like a mosquito just bit me, well lucky me, that spank made me open my eyes, I then finally looked around, doctors and nurses, typical people you see when a baby is born.

Then I turned to the tall man looking at me, 'He looks familiar' I thought.

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Quotes:

If you don't build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs.