Teacher

I shook the headmistress' hand and smiled. She nodded her head and began to give me the tour.

I was supposed to be the new teacher replacement. In an all-boys' school. Lucky I got the job.

I watched the back of her head, on which sat a braid of greying hair. She had a few wrinkles, but looked young enough to still be having children.

"This is the classroom where you'll be teaching. And the class inside is going to be whom you are to teach also," the Headmistress said, opening a door. "I know it's short notice, but your first lesson starts today, right now. Your class is waiting inside, Miss Opal."

I told her it's alright before heading in. The moment I walked through the door, I caught the attention of almost every boy in the class. Not surprising, seeing as I'm practically the same age as them. Becoming a teacher at 18 sure is a wonder.

"Whoo! Hot teach at 12 o'clock!" shouted one of the boys.

"I do not think that's appropriate, James. Sit down properly like how a chair is supposed to be used," I snapped.

The class went silent before the whistling and cat-calls began. I groaned. Boys and their stupid hormones and dirty minds.

"So, what are we gonna be taught today, Teach?" another boy winked at me. I sighed and rubbed my forehead. Keep calm, Katerina... It's gonna be a long day.

20 minutes later

"So as you can see, angles on a straight line equal to 180' degrees," I finished. These boys were actually so stupid! I had to teach them the basics again because they claimed that they forgot everything the moment I - the "star model" - walked into their lives. Seriously, boys are such pigs!

They nodded and some of them genuinely seemed as if they learnt this for the first time in their lives! I don't believe that for a bunch of Year 10's.

Crash!

I gawked at the broken window beside the teacher's desk. A few seconds later, I was practically fuming!

"JASON ASH MITCHELL!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" I shrieked. I glared at him.

The class 'oooooh-ed' when he turned around to meet my stern gaze.

He winced.

"Darling! Oh, you know I've missed you! I'm telling you, you look absolutely gorgeous today!" he complimented. I glared harder.

I ripped my floor-length peach skirt off and threw the short blonde wig away. I untied my long black hair from it's elegant braid, causing it to cascade down my back in glorious waves. I then pulled out my small but deadly twin knives, watching maliciously as Jason visibly gulped.

I pulled my black jeans up a little higher before grabbing Jason by the ear and dragging him out the room. Whilst we were leaving, I noticed all the stares I got from my class of idiots. I mentally screamed at myself: now they're never gonna leave me alone.

"Jason..." I began sweetly. "Just because I rejected your offer to walk down the aisle, does not mean you can WRECK THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE AT GETTING A JOB! I could have taken the easy route by marrying you and never having to work a day in my life - but that's not what I want. I want to work, to have a job, and to have a career. Leave me alone now!"

Jason chuckled before nodding and running away. "I forgive you!" he yelled.

I shook my head and re-entered my classroom. I regretted it instantly.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Why don't we go somewhere else for privacy?"

'Insert a hundred more pickup lines cause the author it too lazy to write any more'

"SHUT UP!" I screamed. Everyone went silent... until I was pushed against the wall with three boys on either side of me.

"You look so hot when you're mad, baby." I glowered at them.

"That's it! All of you, to your seats! Before I throw you out the fucking window myself!" I sighed in frustration.

They all scrambled to their seats before watching me intently. I groaned. I packed my bag, wiped the board, and redressed myself in my previous disguise before jumping out of the broken window. I heard gasps and several footsteps were heard behind me.

I walked calmly along the side of the building on a thin board before jumping into the pool beneath. I held my breath and flung my bag to the ground beside the pool. I jumped out the freezing pool and ran away.

The Headmistress sure is going to be disappointed when she hears that her class played a prank on the new teacher, causing her to quit. I grinned silently.