Where the Fuge Am I

"Ahhhhhhh you son of a beach balls!!!!" .....huh were the Absolute fu*k AM I!!!!!

...DING SYSTEM LOADING 1% ....100% DING SYSTEM FULLY INSTALLED INTO HOSTS soul. .....

.....I'm honestly not even going to question this I was in the process of dying because of some meatball or possibly round shaped humanoid crashing into me in the middle of the side walk launching me like A God dame tennis ball. to be fair I am pretty dame skinny but that's besides the point I ended up in the middle of the street with a twisted ankle.

....suddenly in my midst of cursing as many profanities as I can on instinct I'm blinded by a white light and hear a horn instinctively I yell"ohhh noooooo it's truck kun and then bam lights out I then suddenly wake up here in a weird forest with a system.

....."speaking of " Inside my mind I think SYSTEM .....

DING HELLO HOST Would you like me to start the tutorial....

"Yes..... Do that"

DING look around .....and so I do ...DING congratulations on completing the tutorial now screw off and go do something useful...What the shite system why so mean all of of a sudden what did I do ....DING You existence is insulting enough heres your beginners package...

As it finished saying that a orbital drop pod almost lands on top of me if not for me looking up and instinctively moving away just Incase the package lands on me I didn't expect a whole pod .....booom after a loud crash and big crater I approach the pod it opens up revealing a seat with ODST Armour and A Assault Rifle and Magnum as i equipped my gear i ask the system to show me my options and it gives me this.....

Ding host gets the inventory function map function and sensor radar that detects motion and living beings host also recibes a shop to buy goods and you also have status to show you your stats .....System Show me Stats Ding .....

Name[Jackson Keys]

Rank[private]

Gear[ODST Armour with shields]....[Assualt Rifle]...[Magnum]....[4FragGrenades]...[4clips for assault rifle and 4 magazines for the Magnum.

Strength 2.

Agility 2.

Endurance 2

Perception 2

Intelligence 2

Soul 9

Will 9

Luck 8

Average male human …= 1

Skills

[Basic Shooting]

[Basic CQC]

[Basic vehicle operation]

[Basic field medic]

[Basic surgery]

[Instant Language Translator]

Thank you system close and so it closed as I was locking through the map I hear galloping heading towards my direction. ...

"Well seems like I'm about to meet the natives" "yippee kai yay mother fu*kers"