Chapter 305: I will not be a villain
I woke up that morning feeling really great, despite the fact that I can go days without sleep, I will now value sleep as when the baby is born, I won't have the time to get a few Zs.
Since I now have to sleep on the same bed with Eliza and Lia and no longer Ace and Siege, I no longer have plot armor as my shirt as a pajama since contact with plotinum would hurt my girlfriends, I have plot armor as a handkerchief in my shorts' pocket.
It has a zip so that that no one can just accidently open it, it's close enough to me that it can still provide me armor and safety when I sleep. I then just lay on the bed, thinking of what to do next. I have too many things to do. I just want peace as fast as I can so I can slack off.
Hopefully the war amongst the gods will be the vey last ting I have to do, but I doubt it. If my life really is like a fictional cliché protagonist, I can imagine it being orchestrated by someone else and they will be the final boss...what if...the author is the final villain of this whole thing?!
| Yeah...no thanks |
You're not going to kill me for breaking the 4th wall all the time, right?
| Why would I waste my precious time on you? |
Uhh...
| Ok, yes, I know. I already am wasting my time by writing you, but you know what I meant |
I then sat up as my girlfriends slept by my side.
"...Why are you always awake before us?" Eliza asked as her eyes flutter open
"Just pondering stupid thoughts as usual...why do you want to help me get revenge in this world? You can just hang out with Lia and go shopping or something, no one would criticize you for resting, you're pregnant."
"Well if I help, it will end faster and you can hangout with us afterwards" she answered
"You do realize how worried I am, right?"
"Don't worry, I won't so anything idiotic that will harm me or our child" she reassured
"Hey, flirting in the morning is my role" Lia chimed in and pulled me down to sleep "Don't get up yet...sleep."
"I have plans to assassinate people, so you will have to let me go"
"Don't struggle, it's cold." She then hugged me tighter "Besides, you can just warp yourself out of the bed"
"I can, but I won't unless I really have to"
"Take a rest once in a while then" she insisted "It'll also benefit me, I need a recharge from being separated from you"
"Yeah, we know that revenge is important, but even Zach takes proper rest" Eliza added "Sleep, rest for today."
"Fine"
So I laid then on the bed as they both held me lovingly in their arms, an experience that you readers never got from your parents, HAHAHA. I apologize if it has offended you, I saw the opportunity and I took it.
| You don't sound apologetic |
It feels really relaxing in the moment, I want to just forget everything, retire and relax, but I can't. Until I can eliminate all threats, I can't rest peacefully.
"I don't know if I should say this...but sometimes, I wish we were a bit more normal. I mean even a cute act like you guys hugging me from behind undetected is impossible since I have enhanced hearing."
"Well if you were more normal, then you would lose all your quirks. I definitely wouldn't haven fallen in love with you." Lia giggled "You worry about really silly things"
"I now have to worry about a stupid arranged marriage, too many things are going on in my head. People really like to do things to me without my consent...that came out wrong."
| Yeah, it kinda did, if any of the readers take it out of context, we're in a lot of trouble. |
"Can I at least go brush my teeth then? I'll come back and rest afterwards"
"Go ahead" Lia answered "I'm not kissing you until you do"
"Never stopped you before" Eliza commented
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So currently, I'm having breakfast with my bonds as I then see Zach and Stella warped back and Alice emerging from my shadows. They then joined us as I told them about my recent meeting with my 3 brothers.
"Now that is troublesome indeed, but she's a goddess, right. She'll be at least hot" Zach commented
"I don't care. But that aside, my priorities right now will be revenge, and then the soul of Adam, I'll try to find a way to separate him from me somehow."
"Well I'll still be going to help eliminate the gorgers after this, so it'll at least relieve you some of your burden" Stella chimed in
"Well if anything, be prepared to meet Heracles. Helena will definitely get us an appointment with Heracles soon, we need something to negotiate with him and pull him to our side."
"We don't have anything like that" Zach shook his head "Eros probably tried already, and he definitely have more resources than us, what would we have?"
"Well think of something cuz I'm also still thinking of it, there is one sure way method that we can get him as an ally"
"Yeah challenge him to a fight and win" Ace told everyone
"If he's as strong as you say he is, all of us here would not match him in power" Alice responded "His eyes will eliminate magic while his physical strength will surpass all of us combined."
-Well he is one of the strongest heroes of all times after all- Dabria agreed
"Trickery will work then, Ace got a few tricks up his sleeve, he got trained by Loki, so we have a chance, so I plan on challenging him to some sort of competition. A card game, maybe. But I'd rather not resort to that"
"Well I'm going to rest for now" Zach said "I'm a bit tired, so tell me when we get to meet him, we all have to be there."