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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

PerseusSilver · Fantasy
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518 Chs

Chapter 284: Formal invitation

"I still can't believe that you're both living with me now, give me a warning next time" I said as I lay down on my bed

"Like I told you before, you're ours, everything you own also belong to us" Eliza giggled as join me "Last time we all slept in the same bed was when we were in the test, it was really cramped"

"Well, that's because you 2 didn't want me to sleep on a mattress on the on the floor"

"You don't move around a lot, nor do you snore which was lucky for us" Lia commented

"I was trained that way, I didn't want to make my bed this big, but I thought about if I get a girlfriend who thrashes around in her sleep, so I got one that fits 4 people. Should feel about 4 when Eliza's...you know, bloated"

"That's a bit rude to describe the mother of your future child" Eliza replied

"Well I apologize, so I'm going to sleep now since I have a lot of things to do"

"Yeah, no" Lia said as she shook me as I tried to rest while resting on my other side "You're going to be a father and we finally moved in with you, tell us what you're thinking"

"Happy and mostly nervous, but I faced gods before and now it becomes really normal, so I'll just deal with it like I always have, I'll try my best to make time to be a good father like my alternate selves. They're gonna look up to me like a hero"

"Well, I'm happy that you are the one I chose, I couldn't think of a better person to stay with" Eliza said as she kissed me "Though I feel like you're going to be much more cautious after this. Lia, you won't be having a child for a while, I may even become the first wife since our love would strengthen due to us having a child together"

"I'd probably marry Lia first, but please do not rank yourselves, I love you both the same"

"Everyone has a number, Perseus" Eliza chuckled

"You lovable idiot" Lia laughed "Luckily me and Eliza don't fight or else you would have a really hard time"

"Can I sleep now?"

"Of course, we're going to have a lot of time together, though we will be spending girl's night in Dabria's room from now on" Lia answered "You can cuddle with Eliza for now while she's still like this, because in a few months time, you'll be all mine"

I just hugged Eliza who had her back turn to me as she tried to sleep, while one of my hands then got onto her stomach as I felt the life presence of my child directly. Eliza saw what I was doing but didn't seem to mind.

Hopefully, I can be there for my child and never make them happy, I'm very nervous but optimistic.

<Life as a protagonist is pretty awesome, can't believe people complain about this>

*****

"Seriously, next time, when you come to my house, inform me beforehand" Professor Steel said as he let me and my bonds into his house

"Well I broke into your sister's house many times, she didn't seem to mind"

"Yeah, that's because you can go into her house undetected, I put high level runes and enchantments all over but if it's you, I doubt they will be of use, no doubt that you're my greatest student" he replied

"Thank you"

He then led us to the living room where professor Green serve us some tea and snacks before going to look after Amora.

"Why are you here?"

"Well you probably overheard it since you were there when Phoenix academy visit Neelofar, I'm going to have a child and I need advice"

"What about your dad and uncle?" he asked

"Well they rather do the job for me instead of teaching me, so in the upcoming future, I will need your help. And I'm here to tell you that I'll be going to the god's banquet soon"

"What?"

"I'm invited to the god's banquet alongside Albert and Andrius Thames, if anything happens during the time, the seekers will be sure to take care of the enemy, but I trust you that you can help protect everyone else during that time while my organization is busy with the enemy"

"You trust me that much information?" he asked

"With my life even"

"Why are you being invited to such an important event?" Professor Green asked as she came back with her child

"Can't tell you"

"Yeah, even we can't go and we're his bonds" Damon added "Strange, aren't they?"

"Wait, it's like serious gods, Like Helena, Dabria and all that?" Professor Craig asked

"Why would we lie?" Siege replied

"Yeah, I would love to be invited but having a god as my teacher is already enough"

"What teacher are you talking about?" he asked

"The mystery makes it more entertaining, does it not?" Ace chuckled "By the way, did you really pass out when your wife was in labor?"

"He did" Professor Green answered "Hopefully the outcome won't be the same for you, it was quite embarrassing"

A lightning bolt then stuck down right behind me and we saw Elektra again.

-Right, you need to get your invitation papers too- Dabria said -Even though we know that you're invited, you still need the official invitation.-

-Hmm, I keep forgetting that she has to hide the fact that she's your auntie, she's putting that serious face like when we first saw her when we fought Colden- Diana commented

Despite the lightning strike and loud thunder, there are no scorch marks nor was there any damages to the building. Professor Steel recognize her but is still cautious.

Elektra approached and use healing magic to calm the crying Amora while handing me 2 letters, one addressed to me and the other, Zach or officially, Andrius Thames.

"Be there, it's mandatory, don't make me hunt you down" she advised

She then disappeared again like all the gods with their dramatic exits, it was really cool to see my auntie do that.

On my letter it was just details of what the banquet is going to be like and the dress code which despite being a fancy banquet, the dress code for reincarnates are their armor which means formal attire isn't necessary, but what sticks out is that there are very tiny handwritings at the bottom of the page which I had to use the power of my eyes to red.

'Tell me about your child later at the seeker's base when you're free, ask Dabria to call me and I'll come'

I then fold it back before professor Steel can read the letter.