A Hectic Day.

Under the curious gazes of everyone, Megumi moved to the last row of the benches and sat down behind Naruto.

"You look very short from here.", Megumi commented once again sending the class into another spiral of laughter as Naruto glared at Megumi.

"I'll beat you up!" Naruto challenged standing on his desk.

"And? Then what are you going to do?" Megumi asked in a mock young master tone.

"Then I will marry Sakura-chan!"

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~' Megumi heard a burst of laughter from his head as Sakura watched the play that was unfolding before her.

Causing Megumi's cheeks to paint a faint blush at the embarrassing lines Naruto said without any hesitation.

"Why don't you marry Sasuke-kun instead? Since I see you call his name all the time?" Megumi cursed.

Naruto and Sasuke recoiled in shock as they looked at each other and gagged at the same time as if thinking the same things in their heads.

"I'm going to become the Hokage Dattebayo!!" Naruto shouted as if that made any sense and turned away from Megumi, accepting his verbal defeat.

'I'm glad Naruto doesn't have more smarts than he did in the anime.'

'And at least he's an ineffective bully, even if he's turning into one.'

At this moment the doors to the classroom opened again as a blonde lady walked in.

Everyone was startled into a quick silence but everyone's faces slowly morphed from attention to absolute mental faces that looked like they were about to burst at any second.

A few people even had difficulty breathing while they looked at the blonde woman.

Tsunade finally turned around and caused the class to burst out laughing looking at the hilarious doodles on her face.

"HAHAHAHAHA~~!!! LEGENDARY SUCKER!!!" Naruto shouted one of the nicknames written on Tsunade's head out loud.

The veins on Tsunade's forehead twitched as she looked straight at Naruto out of everyone laughing and shouted, "What did you say?!"

The class instantly turned silent but everyone still had trouble controlling their expressions.

Especially Megumi who looked like he had ascended into a new realm after his prank had become a success.

Tsunade immediately threw a book straight into Naruto's laughing mouth, causing him to choke and shut up.

"What's going on!?" Tsunade asked as she looked at the class having trouble keeping a straight face.

"Sensei!" Hinata shouted and passed on a mirror from the first bench where her seat was.

"Huh? Why are you giving me a mirr-" Tsunade glanced at the reflection in the mirror and froze.

She slowly turned around the mirror and looked at the reflection.

The reflection showed a face that she did not remember going sleep to.

A face with a truly excessive amount of white powder used as a doodling board with bright red lipstick reflected at her.

A top her forehead were the words, 'Legendary Sucker!'

And her cheeks were painted with doodles of wads of cash.

Under her nose was a large moustache painted that curled around the wads of cash and under her lips were ugly strokes made to resemble hairs.

On the whole, she had the appearance of a scrooge or a miser.

"MEGGUUUMIIIIII!!!" Tsunade's enraged cry filled the room as Megumi promptly ducked under his desk, attempting to hide from the impending storm.

'Who asked you to do that if you're just going to hide!' Sakura exclaimed as Megumi shivered.

'Who knew she'd get so angry!?'

*SLAMM*

The desk on the first row was slammed through as Tsunade kicked off of the desk and landed in front of Megumi.

*Gulp*

Swallowing his saliva, Megumi looked at Tsunade with a smile as he tried to slip out of his troubles.

"I will help you ten times!" Megumi whispered so that only Tsunade could hear.

For some reason that only sent her into a fit of anger as she smashed through Megumi's table as he ducked and slipped to the front of the class by rolling on the stairs.

"I am glad I joined the class today! But it seems I need to take a break too soon!" Megumi exclaimed and ducked out of the class as Tsunade threw a book his way.

"See you Tsuna-nee!" Megumi shouted on his way out.

Megumi rushed out of the room and through the corridors trying to escape from the wrath of the demoness he had no doubt manifested.

"MEGUMII!!!! COME BACK HEREE!!!!"

The only safe zone Megumi knew in all of Konoha was the Haruno store and that's exactly where he went.

Zooming through the streets and the back alleys, Megumi took every shortcut he could to reach the gates of the Haruno store.

The guard bowed slightly when Megumi arrived and he returned the bow with a short nod.

Stepping into the store, Megumi used the staff entrance to climb to the second floor where Sakura's office had become a permanent fixture.

"How did you even do that!?" Sakura asked as soon as Megumi got in and closed the door.

"Hehe~! I applied the makeup to the mirror and then teleported it directly onto her face!"

"...that's got to be the most effort I've ever seen you put into a prank."

"No! That's not even the worst part!"

"What do you mean!?"

"I increased the airflow into her room and cooled it down so she'd get up later than usual."

"And she would get late and wouldn't wash her face!?" Sakura asked shocked.

"Exactly!" Megumi shot with a finger gun.

"How did you get Shizune to ignore it!?"

"Hehe…isn't it nice to sometimes have a little sis that loves you to death because you set her up with a date!?"

"OMG! Shizune's gonna get fried tonight! Tsunade-sensei's gonna be furious!"

"Against her own daughter!? No way!" Megumi shook his head along with his finger.

"Wanna bet!?"

"How much!?"

"When I kill you, I get to use your Minecraft stuff!"

"*gasp* So you were after my property all along!?"

"..."

"Fine. But only for a month!"

"Three months!"

"Fine. three months. But not a month more!" Megumi furiously glared at Sakura.

"Hehe! I know what I'll be doing in those three months!"

"No way! Please tell me you aren't going to turn everything into pink wool!"

"Hehehehe! I'm sure Tsunade-sensei will be happy that I am taking revenge for her!"

"Arghhh…the two of you! You are inseparable!"

"Hmpf. What will a fool know about a sister's bond!?"

"Yeah, yeah. You're all powerful! By the way, are you planning on adding more apps to your AR glasses!?"

"Of course I am!"

"Then be quick! I wanna play with my new friends in the academy!"

"New friends? Who?"

"Didn't you see how everyone was fawning over me in the tests!? I'm sure it'll be the same when the students in my class know my results."

"As if. I'm sure Sasuke can do what you did with no effort."

"Yeah right. Duckbutt face can't stand toe to toe with my greatness!"

"Hehe..duckbutt face." Sakura giggled.

"Omg! No! Rura! Control yourself!" Megumi's eyes widened as he realized what he'd just said.

"No! I need to do it Megi! Or I can't survive!"

"No!!!"

"Secret Transformation technique! Duckbutt face!" Sakura shouted and suddenly her head transformed into a beautiful white duck butt that was speaking through the wrong hole.

"That's disgusting!" Megumi cried.

"But it's so cute!!!! Look at the tail feathers!!!"

"As if! Change back! Quickly! Or I'll vomit on your desk!"

"Hmpf. Fine."

Ending the transformation with a pop, Sakura transformed back into her usual pretty face which Megumi loved.

"Soon I won't be able to see your pretty face. Let it be like this only for the last few days."

"Agrh. So cheesy!"

"But it's true!"

"Yeah, whatever. Wanna learn what you need to do when you have to take over?"

"Sure." Megumi nodded.

At the same time in the Konoha Hokage office, Minato looked solemnly in front of his desk.

A giant red demon had graced his office and wouldn't leave.

"Why am I not on the list?" Kushina asked.

"Because you're the Hokage's wife." Minato bargained.

"So what! I'm the only qualified person in this entire village who can teach sealing!"

"But Jiraya sensei arrived!"

"So what!? Is his last name Uzumaki!?"

"..."

"Tell me! Is his last name Uzumaki!"

"...no."

"Then why am I not on the list!"

"...*sigh* I'll set up an optional class with you as the teacher. That alright!?"

"...for now." Kushina backed down with a proud look on her face. "By when will you add my class in?" Kushina asked.

"By tomorrow morning."

"Good!" Kushina nodded and then turned around to leave. "Hold on!" Kushina exclaimed as if she'd forgotten something else causing Minato to shiver.

"This is for you! I forgot." Kushina produced a bowl of ramen from her storage seal and handed it over to Minato.

"Won't you eat it?" Kushina asked puzzled as to why Minato was just looking at the bowl.

'I have to eat it in front of her now!?'

'Does she know that I just teleport the food I usually 'eat'!?'

'No. Minato you have to down it this time! Make sure not to leave behind even a single drop! You can do it! You're the Hokage!'

Pulling the chopsticks apart Minato solemnly began to have the ramen.

'How does she eat Ramen all day every day!?' Minato complained mentally but his external expression showed delight and happiness at eating the ramen.

'Make sure she doesn't spot even the slightest bit of displeasure Minato!'

'You don't want to eat two more bowls until you are forced to 'like it'!'

Back in the academy, Tsunade had just arrived in the classroom after washing her 'pretty' face.

Carefully observing the classroom for any sniggers, Tsunade peered at all the people and finally chose to let all the people off for Megumi's unwanted disturbance.

"You! Stand up!" Tsunade said pointing her finger at the red-haired boy with a large gourd on his back.

"Myself?" Gaara asked innocently like he couldn't even hurt a fly.

"Yes, you! Redhead! With that tattoo on your forehead!"

"Yes?" Gaara said standing and becoming the center of attention for the class.

"Introduce yourself.", Tsunade ordered.

"My name is Gaara. I dream to meet the one who can free my mother from her mortal bondage and become friends with him."

"..." The class fell into a stunned silence as Gaara finished his introduction.

'What is it with weird things today? Why isn't today going normally? I had such a good sleep! Why must everything go wrong today!?' Tsunade murmured.

"You! Introduce yourself.", Tsunade said pointing at a shinobi that everyone thought was a girl.

"I'm Haku. I'm a boy."

"..."

The nerves on Tsunade's head twitched as she finally turned toward the final shinobi she was willing to bet on.

"You boy, introduce yourself."

"I am Ryuzetsu. I'm a girl."

"..."

Tsunade let out a deep sigh as she tried to keep the nerves on her forehead from going out of control.

She walked over to the table in the centre of the podium and sat down behind it.

"Is there anyone normal in this room?" Tsunade finally questioned but no one dared to lift their hands.

Even Gaara felt something wrong since he could feel his mother shiver due to the aura Tsunade was releasing.

"Fine. Today is a free class. You can do whatever you wish. Don't disturb me. If I hear so much as a paper turning, I will beat whoever made the sound until they can't do much else other than move a finger."

"..."

"Is that understood!?"

*NOD* *NOD*

"Good. I need a break. I'm taking a break. No one will disturb me during this break."

Finally getting a chance to rest, Tsunade put her forehead on the table and went to sleep.

"Would you believe that! She fell asleep!" Megumi commented as he peered into the classroom to check what was going on.

"It's alright. Some days are just like that. You don't want to do anything those days." Sakura pacified Megumi.

"Shouldn't we do something to cheer her up?"

"No. It'll only back fire."

"Maybe we can set up a gambling round tonight? With Hashirama oji san!?"

"Maybe…" Sakura shrugged not knowing if Tsunade was going to love it or just hate it even more.

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