A Gophers Memory part 2
Tey: "..."
Okay...
So I'm dead
No need to freak out about this...
Maybe I'm a Villainess...
....
So turns out I'm not a Villainess...
Also my parents apparently died
Seriously
Can't I take a break in any life
Well I got adopted by my grandma
Ughh
This woman is giving me a headache
what's wrong with my clothes...
And people of this world are too stupid or too annoying
Seriously
I tried to explain photosynthesis to a bunch of people yesterday
And when I got home a guy from a mental asylam tried to test me for madness
Luckily they can varify these things with magic....
But because of our different level of mental evolution talking to people was torture
So I holed myself in books
Christina: "OIIIII GOPHER
GET YOUR BUTT HERE"
Tey: " WHAT YOU OLD HAG"
Christine: "SOME GUY IS HERE FOR YOU"
Tey: "heh who?"
Bald priest: "hello there"
Tey: "General Kanobi"
Bald priest : "what?"
Tey: "sorry couldn't resist
Proceed"
Bald priest: "um well you might be delighted to here
That you have been personally chosen by the goddess of life to hold her blessing
We were told to invite you back with us to the temple where you will attain the title of a priestess"
A PRIESTESS
WILL THAT MEAN I'LL MEET A HANDSOME HERO
AND I'LL BE WORKING FOR A GODDESS
I'LL BE RICH RIGHT
LETS GO HIKIMORI LIFE
Tey: " I acce-
*WACK*
Christina:" AS IF I'LL LET YOU "
Bald priest :" Um mam I - "
*WACK*
Christina wacks the priest head with her cane
Christina:" GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SHOP BEFORE I RIP YOUR **** AND SOW IT BACK WHERE YOUR *** SHOULD BE"
The priest runs out the shop
Tey: " HEY WHY THE -"
*WACK*
Christina: " listen b*ch
If I even heard you talking to priests anymore
I'll make you model my new bikini line in front of the whole town"
Tey: "..."
Christina: "ugh I got a headache over this
Other grandchildren talk to drug dealers
While mine talks to priests...
I'm going to bed early"
Christina heads for the stairs and ascends
Tey: " UGHHH YOU OLD HAG"
Tey throws a neerby sponge at Christina
*wack*
*pub*
*lok*
*thud*
Tey: "GRANNNYYY NOOOOO"
The very next day at the funeral
Tey: " *sob*
Grandma was good lady
And as honoring her life
I'll join the temple of life and pray for her every day
Crowd:" *sobbing* "
Tey:" I'm ready priest "
Bald priest :" but I thought your grandma - "
Tey:" I SAID I'M READY"
Bald priest : "...
Yep you're qualified alright"
Chapter end