A Gophers memory part 1
Before we start this story let us explain a little facts about reincarnation
Reincarnation is the rebirth of the soul in another body
The reincarnated soul can reincarnate in the same world or a different world
Same time or space
The future
The past
Or even the present
Of any world
(Authors note: *sigh* even with this explanation
I'm pretty sure someone will complain)
Well let's start the story
....................
I'm in a dark place....
Where am I...
I can see a faint light...
It's getting closer....
??? : WAHHHHH
WAHHHJ
???? : "it's a girl... Congratulations"
?????? : " AWW look at my little cutie...."
huh.... What's going on
WHAT HAPPENED
WHERE AM I
WHO AM I...
alright...
Calm
And try to remember
.....
I was a school student
I was kinda of an Otaku
But was still social
Well
Anyway...
Lets remember what happened
It was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend
I wanted to surprise him by finally losing our virginities together
I went the his house the night before in order to sneak in...
His parents were out of town so I used the spare key and went straight to his room as quietly as I can
But as I got closer I started hearing moaning noises from his room...
My Heart beat stopped
I rush quickly and slammed the door open
And in there...
I found.....
MY BROTHER!!!?
My one year elder brother was kneeling on the floor and....
??? : "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE"
The guys look at each other...
Then sigh...
My soon to be ex boyfriend talks first...
Ex: "???... The truth is... Me and your brother have been together for a almost a year now..."
??? : "heh"
Bro: " were... Inlove...."
??? : " HOOOOLD ON A MINUTE A**HOLES
IF YOU WERE GAY WHY DID YOU DATE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!"
Ex: " I wasn't gay then
But being with you made me realize it...
Thank you
If it weren't for you I would have probably never found out"
He says with a sincere expression...
WHAT WITH (It's all thank to you) ATTITUDE
WHAT KIND OF GIRL WOULD BE HAPPY TO MAKE HER BOYFRIEND GAY
IS HE ASKING FOR A BEATING
After that I dragged my brother back home where he confessed to our parents
I expected him to be punished but instead they congratulated him....
OIIII WHERE IS JUSTICE
Mom and Dad talked to me in secret later
And said that Although they understand that I've been treated unjustly
They needed to be supportive of my brother after he came out....
OIIIII
Well...
No crying over spilt milk....
Lets just try to pass through this...
Hopefully the worst probably passed me now....
Or so I thought
Apparently a rumar started at school that says if you date me you'll turn gay.....
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK
All the boys started avoiding me
Well....
At least I still got my friends....
They were with me during these... Trying times....
All will be well.....
Untill I came home back that day...
Mom: "kids... We have something to tell you..."
??? : "what mom"
Dad: "we're getting a divorce"
??? : "heh..."
Mom: " you see.... Me and your dad met each other at an orgy and.."
??? : "STOOOOOP I DON'T WANT TO HEAR "
Dad: " we ended up doing it and your mom got pregnant"
??? : "...."
Mom: "Soooo our parents forced us to get married"
??? : "...."
Dad: "well after your brother came out we decided that it's best we come out as well
The truth is we have other partners for years
And we want to marry them..."
??? : "...."
And just like that my parents remarried
And we moved to a new town....
In which I have no friends....
I tried to make some
But since we moved in the middle of semester
It was hard to join a group....
So I kept... Locked in my room most of my free time
Watching Anime and reading manga...
My favorite was reincarnation novels about villainesses...
??? : " *sigh* if it only was that easy...."
Time passed and nothing changed for me...
Incidently my ex and brother are still together
The asshole entered a nearby collage...
I hated my family
My shameless brother who stole my boyfriend and is forgiven for simply being gay
My ORGY LOVING PARENTS
AND MY SCHOOL
I kept wishing to become a reincarnation protagonist
A Villainess who punished people...
....
If only.....
I got a dark thought in my mind...
This life is crap
I'll end it quickly
And if I'm lucky I'll reincarnate
I walk out to the street and keep walking
I need to find a truck
Otherwise it might not work...
Uhhhh
Why are there no trucks tonight
Ooooh wait
I think I see one...
Alright
"COME ON TRUCK KUN ISEKAI ME I WANNA BE A VILLAINESS"
I shout while jumping in the trucks way...
(OOOOHHH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING AM I AN IDIOT)
As I have this thought a sharp pain hit my body....
From the side?
I fly into a trash can on the side walk...
OIII
WHAT BRUTE DID THIS
??? : "HEY OLD MAN WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU HOW COULD YOU DROP KICK ME LIKE THAT" (Dumbledore said calmly)
?? : " I saved your life, you welcome"
??? : " I DIDN'T WANT TO GET SAVED DAMMIT I WAS GONNA GET REINCARNATED" (Dumbledore said calmly)
The brute who just saved me helped me up
*BAM*
And I'm back in the trash can with a broken nose
??? : "A**... h*le"
I say in a weakend voice but I don't think he listened
As the truck driver helped me out again
I see the old man being run over by another speeding truck...
??? : "NOOOOO MY ISEKAAAAAI"
The day after that I went to his funeral
Quite a few number of coworkers came
But hardly any family members...
It seems he was a loner...
Honestly the one who seems to be crying the most is the truck driver who almost hit me yesterday
Ah well
As I said before
No need to worry about spilled milk
Or mutilated corpses in this case....
I got to say...
The death of that guy really opened my eyes...
I should really appreciate my life more...
Slightly Below average looking random old man
Thank you for your sacrifice
I will not let it go to vain...
The next day I started changing my life
I confidently got friends
??? : "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY FRIEND
IM DESPERATE"
????? : "OIII LET MY SKIRT GOOO ALRIGHT ALRIGHT STOP BEFORE YOU STRIP ME ALREADY"
And I got another boyfriend
He was the most handsome guy in our class...
??? : "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DATE ME
I PROMISE I WON'T MAKE YOU GAY"
???? : "HEY LEAVE MY PANTS I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND"
??? : "I CAN MAKE YOU LUNCH BOXES"
???? : " I CAN COOK WELL ON MY OWN THANKS"
??? : " I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR STUDIES"
???? : "MY GRADES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS"
??? : " I'LL GIVE YOU MY BODY"
???? : "....."
??? : "....."
???? : "..."
???: "...."
???? : "...."
??? : "YOUR ACTUALLY CONSIDERING IT"
Well that worked out
But I'm not giving my body right away of courss
It's been a month since then and things are starting to get better
Ahhh
?????? : "ITSS YOUUUU"
??? : " Hmmm"
????? : "YOU'RE THE B*CH WHO GOT ??? - KUN KILLED "
??? : " Hhhh"
?????? : "DIEEEEE"
SHE TOOK OUT A KNIFE AND STARTED SLASHING AT ME
OIII WHAT'S WRONG
DID THAT OLD GUY HAVE A YANDRE STALKER OR SOMETHING
??????? : " I WILL PUT YOUR HEAD ON HIS SHRINE IN MY BASEMENT"
Asked and answered
I ran away as fast as I can into the incoming street traffic
?????? : ". COME BACK HERE"
She jumps at me with the knife
Cop: " STOP"
A cop tackles her and restrains her...
After he took my testimony I was allowed to go home....
As I was walking away
A truck hit me.....
OHHH COME ON I WAS ON THE SIDEWALK
Chapter End