Arriving at school
(AN: this chapter will be about a shadow clone of Naruto going to the shinobi academy because in order for the hokage to make Naruto a recognized shinobi he has to graduate from the academy.)
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*2 months after his birthday*
Groaning as I got up while doing my best to not wake up the sleeping beauty that's latched herself into my arm…. "No waking up more sleep."
'and failing miserably apparently.' I thought as I made a shadow clone and used the replacement jutsu to switch with it I headed downstairs to find mikoto there without the others as they are on an anbu mission for the rest of the week. 'They've been doing border patrol missions and counter intelligence operations nonstop for a month at this point the situation must really be going to absolute shit.' I thought before speaking
"morning mom eggs for breakfast?" I asked after smelling the food.
"Hmmm yup tell your clone to get kurami down here I also made her favorite pancakes." She replied.
Grinning knowingly I made a clone and popped it. A few seconds later there was a crash and I got the memories of the clone who was thrown into the wall by a eager vixen. A second later a fox came barreling down the stairs before hopping into a seat and turning into a human form with a tail swinging frantically. 'Her obsession with pancakes knows no bounds' I thought as I saw her usually regal and sophisticated queenly aura disappear and be replaced by the look a five year old gets when you tell them your taking them to get ice cream.
Smirking I said "You know they arnt going anywhere and that you should eat them slower to savor the taste if you like them so much."
Looking at me than back at mikoto she replied "Don't care if I wasn't your future wife I'd tell you to marry her godmother or not for her cooking."
Just than mikoto came holding two plates and spoke "Kurami calm down and use your table manners. Also I'm flattered that you think so highly of me and my cooking but I'm married with kids."
Calming down immediately and nodding while looking at her plate full of pancakes with whip cream strawberries and syrup kurami replied "yes mother in law." He tail still wagging uncontrollably.
Looking at mikoto I thought 'she single handedly wrapped the kyuubi with cooking.' Only to get a tail flick to the leg and a warning look from kurami. I decided to just drop it.
"I'm just a clone the real me is dealing with my husband and the old cronies in the clan council my clone popped yesterday prematurely while I was training you and they want to know where I was at." Mikoto spoke with a tired tone.
"Shit what are you going to tell them." I asked worried about her while kurami sent a worried look at her than the pancakes thinking that she wouldn't be able to come over and cook for us anymore.
"That I got bored of being a stay at home mom and am taking missions while leaving a clone to do all the house chores." She replied.
"Will that work though?" I asked still worried
Gaining a motherly smile she nodded and spoke "yes they can't force me to quit being a shinobi since I'm still registered as one and under the hokages control not theirs. The only reason they could stop me from adopting you at first was that I was retired and considered a civilian."
Smiling behind my mask I replied "That's good so when I become a shinobi are you going to be my sensei?"
Gaining a sad look she answered "That depends on weather or not war breaks out if it does you'll be paired up with a chunin or or more experienced genin and sent on supply missions or if your really unlucky the front as cannon fodder while i and all the other jonin are sent to the front. If war doesn't break out than I'll gladly be your sensei." She first spoke with afrown but finished with a smile.
"But you got to remember that's for normal genin. By the time war breaks out and he graduates he'll be way stronger than any genin and he's a jinchuuriki he'll be sent to the front to fight with my power or with his ability in stealth and traps will be drafted into assassination, ambushes, infiltration and sabotage. It would be a waste of resources otherwise and that's the last thing you want during a war." Kurami added in making me and mikoto think about what she said and had to agree. After all of war breaks out than the hokage gets full authority over both civilian and shinobi affairs.
"Let's not worry about that for now. Oh naruto todays your first day of school since I'm just a shadow clone with little chakra left I'll pop soon and the original will be dealing with the clan council for the rest of the day. She also sent a clone with sasuke to bring him to school." Mikoto spoke while changing the topic.
"Damm ok well I'm going to send a shadow clone and spare with my clones to give me more experience in combat while using all the things you and the others taught me. Also probably do some training with the wolves back in their summoning realm." I spoke out my plans for the day and looking at kurami only to see her still stuffing her face.
Rolling her eyes mikoto announced while getting up "kurami manners also I made more and left them near the stove." Than turning to me with a motherly smile said "have a good day and I wish your clone good luck. Now see you tomorrow ok my little ruto." Before pooping out of existence.
Still with my smile I looked at the clock only for my eyes to widen "shit my clones ganna be late isn't it." I thought seeing it was 5 minutes till 7 when school starts and I'm on basically the opposite side of the village. Quickly creating a clone that's reinforced with kyuubi chakra I sent it off with a "hurry get the fuck to school."
*clones pov*
Popping into existence the first thing I heard was "Hurry get the fuck to school!" In a hurried tone. Following the command I body flickered out of the house and as far as I could. 'The original sent me off with a shit load of chakra.' I thought sensing my own reserves that were on par with jonin. 'And with my our level of chakra control I won't have to worry about wasting it.' I thought while going full speed while doing constant body flickers.
A minute later I started to hear the villagers. 'Shit the original wanted to keep our abilities hidden and look like a dumbass to the public so no one would turn any heads my way after all the original has been sending clones via wolf summons into a shitty old apartment the old man got us. To bad he forgot to send one over last night.' I thought as the main village came into view. 'I'll have to be a bit slower making sure no shinobi notice me.' I thought as I activated the anbu camouflage technique and the body flicker to get to school.
After 7 minutes I saw the school and put on a henge of what the original Naruto looked like in his retarded bright orange jumpsuit. Groaning as I saw myself I thought 'This is going to be horrible I'm going to be the laughing stock of the village.' Than touching my ever present face mask I thought 'I may have to wear this orange monstrosity but I'm not getting rid of my mask.'
Hearing giggles I looked to my right to see
"Mom what are you doing hear."
Smiling she replied "you think I would let one of my sons arrive alone on their first day of school I dropped sasuke off a while ago and have been waiting for you. Oh and being late on the first day is very wrong ruto I'll have to up your training tomorrow."
Shivering in pity for the original I tried to save him "well it's part of the act I have to be a dumb and talentless child in order to not draw any suspicion and arriving late will help with that."
"Nice try but I know when your lying. Also don't forget I may be a shadow clone like you but we both receive other shadow clone's memories as well as the original. Now I'll triple his training." She said in a smug tone as I arrived at an alley and undid the camouflage technique as mikoto put hers on.
'Shit I made it worse sorry original.' I thought.
"Now let me walk you to class." She spoke as I felt her invisible hand on my shoulder.
"Thanks mom we may be clones but I know the original will be happy and thankful about you doing this." I spoke truthfully and with a smile from underneath my mask.
"No problems ruto now come on your going to be even later than you already are." She replied as we ran at a slow average civilian 5 year olds pace.
"I hate this already and I'm not even in class yet." I grumbled only for mikoto to squeeze my shoulder in support.
Relaxing a little I made it to the academy and made it to my class but before opening the door mikoto spoke "have a good day and stay strong ruto." As she kissed my forehead and I felt as she popped without a sound.
'She's got to teach me that.' I thought thinking about the tactical advantage of a silent clone popping. I've been caught due to that sound a few times during our training.
Taking a breath in I opened the door to see a bunch of kids 8 of which I recognized from the anime. Also 2 chunin teachers who I didn't. Walking in under everyone's eyes I went into autistic mode as I ran in the class and exclaimed "Hello my name is NARUTO UZUMAKI AND I WILL BE THE HOKAGE!" I made sure to yell at the end.
Blinking with clenched teeth the chunin teacher whispered "damm I thought that the demon wouldn't show."
Keeping my shit eating grin up and completing ignoring the teacher I yelled out "I WILL BEAT ALL OF YOU LOSERS!" While thinking 'by the log this is fucking humiliating.'
*hokages office*
"Please tell me your kidding hokage-sama Kushina sensei was excitable but not that bad and you want me to teach him." A purple haired anbu asked as she looked into the hokages crystal ball and watched her sensei's son make a fool of himself.
Meanwhile a raven masked anbu was on the floor laughing while a silver haired dog masked anbu looked like he was barely holding back doing the same. Lastly a weasel masked anbu was shaking furiously letting out strangled snorts in as best as he could. The hokage on the other hand looked as serious as he could while also shaking a little bit "yes this is your student now after he finishes school you will meet him and help train him with the sword like his mother did for you he has a talent for the sword and your the best we got."
"But what about my anbu duties?" She asked
"You'll use your off days and I'll pay you extra." The old man spoke in a serious no complaining tone.
Sighing the cat masked anbu just nodded while glaring at her team.