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In Trifas you see two people walking across the street and being avoided by the majority of the people. One is a purple haired beauty and another one is a dork looking guy.

The Purple haired beauty was literally an eye-candy for the males at that place. She has a Long lustrous hair, heart shaped face, rosy lips, and that DYNAMITE BODY!! She is the personification of every man's wet dream all over the world. Even the Author of this Novel,

While the other one was the personification of an average looking dork you always see in the back of the class and have no friends to talk with. Rust color hair, big glasses, and timid. He is the enemy of all males that is in that area and probably the area that they will go to.

"Master, Do I really need to wear such a short skirt? " questioned by the purple haired beauty

"Off course, so that I can remain in the background" answered the dork looking guy

"Why do we need to do that again?" she asked

" SO that they will let their guard down around me and underestimate me" he answered

" You know that I'm a Heroic spirit, don't you master" looking at her companion."Even if my tittle is [Witch] I still have some code of honnor and manners in a battle" she added

" Yeah, yeah, I know, sorry for being a manipulative, calculative and a shameless person your highness ." he said while rolling his eyes

"Hmmp~!" pouting and looking away."Why do we even need to have a date again?" She asked her irritating master

"Well----

It dates back on the day of summoning

[-LAST NIGHT-]

~SHIROU'S POV~

" I ask of you, are you my master?" ask the voice

I was contemplating because of the scene infront of me. Questioning myself if I failed in my summoning or I passed with flying colors. Because the woman before me has a long purple hair tied in pony tail, luscious body while wearing a tight white dress hugging her figure, showing her magnificent curves that would be the dream body of any woman, and a red barbed spear in her right hand.

I rubbed my eyes. Then looked at her again. it didn't change her weapon.

I rubbed my eyes again. Then looked at her again. It still didn't change her weapon

I rubbed my eyes HARD this time. Then looked at her--

" Oi, It's rude to keep staring and rubbing your eyes repeatedly infront of a lady." she cutted me in my line of thought

Still staring at her intently.

I mean I know I should have summoned my servant a caster. Even though it was a run of a mill catalyst. But no matter how you look at it, her weapon is a spear, Not a wand but a SPEAR!!! I should have summoned SCATHACH-SKADI!!! Why is her weapon not a wand, but a spear?!!

" So who are you and what type of servant are you?" I asked her seriously

"I am Scathach, and it seems that with the type of catalyst you use, I am summoned having my lancer atributes and a caster atributes. but I was recorded as a caster of red in this grail war. So I am a double summon as a servant." she explained

Hmm~~ double summon like Semiramis..HAHAHAHAHA!!!! KEIKAKU DOORI!! well it wasn't planned this way but it succeded...FWAHAHAHAH!! I hit a jackpot this time!! not only good at runes but also spear. She will be a great study partner and a sparring partner. Can't wait to test my skills with a seasoned God killer and a Immortal human. But I admit that her body is worthy of a 5 STAR!!!

86, 57, 84 what a good number!!!

She is the creator of Gae bolg, a barbed spear that has a curse of reverse of causality. Something about runic time magic. so she experimented on time.?

Then it came to me

HOLY SHIT!!! did she experimented on time and it backfired to her thus making her immortal??!!

She must have atleast stoped her time to become immortal. And she achived it through runes.

FUCK!! I must get that data from her..

~SCATHACH'S POV~

Here I am infront of my master who is quite lucky if you ask me.

(A/N : if you only know the thruth about his luck )

My master have summoned a double summon servant, 2 atributes of a servant in one vessel. I can tell that this things happen rarely, and that servant and master pair are likely to win the war.

I remember My life as a Lancer, and I also remember my life when I was the avatar of SKADI.

Well he still didn't claim to be my master yet. And he was just staring at me. Although not in the leering way. But more of a rare type of specimen that he wanted to experiment over.

He looked like a weak kid that didn't have any type of battle experience. And he also looks like a boring person, and I am purely basing on his look. It's like his only good points was the amount of od inside his body.

But my instinct is contradicting my thoughts, it is screaming when I'm near him and it tells me that I'm infront of a Kingly beast, a very dangerous Kingly beast.

This instict keeps telling me.

That he, My master has stepped where he can be on par with a high level servant.

And I was cut off of my thought when I hear him speak

" Ah I forgot, I'm Emiya Fraga Shirou, You can just call me Shirou, and I'm gonna be you master for the duration of this war by the way" He said with a small smile on his face. then shaked my hand.

~ SHIROU'S POV ~

Well I already Intruduce myself. Maybe we should know each other more.

-APPARTMENT-

" here we are in my base. You can take the room to the right. And we will also have a date tomorrow." I said to her..

" Huh?! what's this date about?....Are you perhaps courting me?? while looking at me stoicaly

Now it's my turn (A/N : FGO WAS A TURN BASED GAME)

"HUH?! you right on your head woman??" looking at her like a idiot

" you just basically said you will court me. The grail said that date is the moddern way of courting" she deffended

" FUCK!! the grail sure is not updated. A Date means two people having fun. I mean if a father and daughter have a date, they are incest.??? If the brother took out her younger sister to have fun is it

still incest??"

"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT FROM THE START, IDIOT!!" she shouted at me

"WHAT DID YOU SAY WOMAN!!" I shouted back

"YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT IDIOTIC KID !!" she says

"YEAH! I GOT PROBLEM WITH YOU OLD HAG!!" I replied

"WhAT diD YoU caLL mE!!!!!!" while releasing a dark aura

"FUCK YOU!!" I told her

" WHY ...YOU.... LITTLE!!!" jumping at me

~ 30 minutes later~

Both combatants are on the floor feeling pain all over their bodies.

"We need to bond woman. So that our strategies and plans would go according to plan." i explained to her while my face planted on the floor

"You should have said that we need to familiarize ourself to each others fighting styles and habits." she replied while in the same position as me

" Yeah, yeah, woman, We gonna go tomorrow morning." i said to her (Looks like Skadi's personality is more dominant.)

"alright master" she answered while rolling her eyes

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~ back to the present ~

" we could just know each other by the dream cycle master" says to her master

" I know, but I still feel that this should be the right way to know you more, and call me Shirou" I replied

"You know if I dont know your Idiocy I might really think your courting me" looking at his master's deadpan face

"Yeah, yeah, keep on dreaming old hag. Our age is way too apart to be lovers" looking at her smugly

" are you somewhat kinda blind, cant you see my beauty?" Showing me a seductive pose and a smirk

" hmmp~ big boobed woman but no brain, didn't even know the word date." mocking her

" I ALREADY SAID IT , IT'S THE GRAIL'S FAULT!!" shouting at me

we continued insulting each other unltil we got home

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-IN THE OTHER SIDE-

~LETICIA'S POV~

Shirou said to only open the box when Jeanne is about to borrow my body.

The time is already near

I should take a peak a little

I oppened the box and inside is two books and two Notes

One for me and one for Jeanne

I read the note for me

[ Hello, I missed you already. And I know you will open it before jeanne borrows your body. My only request for you is that, -Make sure that Jeanne reads those books before coming here for her own good- that's all I want to say and also, LOVE YOU LETTY!!!! ]

ehehehe, he's so silly he probably didn't remember that he can teleport to me any time.

(*sigh*What will I do with you my Idiotic Prince.) while smiling to herself

Then she looked at the two books that is for Jeanne

[Addition and Subtraction for noobs]

[ Easy Multiplication and Division for begginers]

(Huh???what's with this books???)