Are you my master?

Our hero Emiya Fraga Shirou is

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Seriously swiping his Phone..

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He is surfing!!!!!

"Damn, why cant I find any article about the grail war?"

"There should be atleast some leaks on google"

"SHIT!! If I cant find that information then I have to ask my mother, but if i ask her I'm sure my mother will give me a parental speach of motivation!!!!"

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I, the innovator

I, the trailblazer

I, the pioner

I, Emiya Fraga Shirou

Have forgotten the chant to summon a servant.

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~ 12 hours earlier ~

" I am in trifas!! hooraaayyyy!!" shouted by a young man

- at the inn-

" Gonna have some action here for God knows how many days. And perfect Debut stage for a future magician.. Every one will know me after I showcase my knowledge in rune craft..Fufufu..hahaha...FWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

" First, I need to seccure some escape routes and put Flying raijin mark at random places so they cant anticipate where I escape"

"create 3 bank account so that I cant be tracked.. And glasses..A MANIPULATOR SHOULD HAVE HIS GLASSES!!!..That's why I dont approve of Madara, since he is not wearing glasses, AND HE DARE CALL HIMSELF A MANIPULATOR OF THE BOARD!!!! Shiro of loghorizon have glasses all the time, and he always see through his plan succed."

"Hmmm~ maybe that's why Aizen lost, because he discarded his glasses."

"Still he is cool, maybe i'll try saying some of his lines when I fight."

~ 2 hours later ~

" Finished all of my homeworks for now and also bought glasses Like Aizen..Next is to comb my hair down, so it wont be like the usual bedhair that every shirou has."

"Fufufuf~ I can't wait too see their faces if I took my glasses off and and fix my hair...Fufufu FWAHAHAHA!!"

"Next that I should be doing right now is summoning a servant."

"If they thought I'm gonna summon a servant base of it's streanght,then drop the Idea. I'm gonna summon a caster type servant to support me in my fight or to help me expanding my craft.. Maybe Medea if I'm lucky???"

"*sigh* i'll decide later after I'm done preparing."

~few hours later~

-at a creepy forest-

" Ok I alredy finished drawing the summoning circle" while I stand

"Hmm who should I summon?? Should I try my luck? or use a catalyst. This is a hard choice. Someone who can support me and help me to advance my craft further."

After thinking some time and serious debating in ones mind he finaly have a answer

"Ok, I have decided who will be my servant"

he took a slab of wood from his dimension and wrote the word [WITCH] in Ireland runic alphabet

" hehehe, the magi of this world does not think outside the box, they think that you can only summoon a servant accurately if you have his/her relics. They forgot that one of the person that made this sytem was Zelretch. There is bound to be a loophole with a prankster like that helping to create the system."

(That's why I wrote witch in Ireland runic alphabet on the wood. because the only witch that is declared in Ireland's myth that is good at runes is only one.)

("SCATHACH !!")

(She can help me further at my craft and she might even tell the runes inscribe at Gae bolg.

As all of you know I can enchant weapon, but its only ay C+ maximum. Although it is good but I know I can do more, alot more.)

I walked in the summoning circle and place the wood with inscribed runes in the middle.

Then I begin to summon the servan..But a fatal error has occured.

( I FORGOT THE CHANT HOW TO SUMMON A SERVANT!!!!!!)

"SHIT!!!!" I can't help but to curse myself

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~back to the present~

Here I am searching for a servant summoning articles in the google that might help me from my predicament. But true to my luck, I found nothing

Looks like I really have to call my mom. I haven't even starting to call her I can alredy predict the outcome of our conversation.

*sigh* " no choice"

Then I start dialing the number of my mom on my phone that looks like the transparent phone of a certain stark. After I typed her number I called her.

" Mom can I ask you a Favor ? " I asked sweetly

"yes Shirou??" answerd my mom

"c-can you tell me the chant of summoning a servant?" Then I feel like I hear

*snap*

"MEIN GOTT SHIROU!!!! YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN SUMMONING A SERVANT!!" she yelled at me

"actualy one of the three most important part since you need catalyst and summoning circle also" I answered

"DONT TRY YOUR LOGIC ON ME YOUNG MAN!! IF YOU DONT GET THAT MIND OF YOURS OUTSIDE THE GUTTER, I WILL SEND YOU TO NORTH POLE WHEN YOU COME BACK!!" she exclaimed

(THERE IT IS!! the motivational speach of a parent)

"so can you tell me the chant.??" I asked indifferenfly

"WAIT, I WILL SEND YOU A PICTURE" still an angry reply

"Thanks Mom, Love you" I said to her

"*sigh* what will I do with you shirou " said mom

~ few minutes later~

"Ok all the preparations are ready" I said to myself

Then I realize (cant I just teleport back home?)

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I, the one who recreated the Flying thunder god formula

I, the one who created the Arc reactor

I, the one who create the first pair of Infinite Stratos

I, Emiya Fraga Shirou

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Am kinda dumb…

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After I finished reflecting on my idiocy

I started to summon my servant

~[Commencing sequence]~

["Let silver and steel be the essence.

Let stone and the archduke of contracts be the foundation.

Let [faction color] be the color I pay tribute to.

Let rise a wall against the wind that shall fall.

Let the four cardinal gates close.

Let the three-forked road from the crown reaching unto the Kingdom rotate.

Let it be declared now; your flesh shall serve under me, and my fate shall be with your sword.

Submit to the beckoning of the Holy Grail.

Answer, if you would submit to this will and this truth.

An oath shall be sworn here.

I shall attain all virtues of all of Heaven;

I shall have dominion over all evils of all of Hell.

From the Seventh Heaven, attended to by three great words of power,

come forth from the ring of restraint, protector of the holy balance!"]

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After I said those words a bright light and smoke surrounds the place.

Then I hear a Mythical and beautiful voice

"Boy, I ask of you. Are you my Master?"