- Goodbye Tangel-... Hello Officer?!

As the night wore on, the fissure became a makeshift sanctuary for the unlikely duo, their exhausted bodies succumbing to the sweet embrace of slumber despite the looming threat of the Tyranitar. The behemoth's roars and thunderous footsteps echoed through the ravine, a grim reminder of the fate that awaited any unfortunate creature that crossed its path. Yet somehow, through sheer luck or divine intervention, Vajk and the Tangela had managed to evade the Tyranitar's wrath, slipping past its radar like ghosts after their encounter, mainly due other Pokémon tried to invade its makeshift territory.

As the night stretched on, Vajk felt his eyelids growing heavy, the adrenaline that had fueled their frantic escape slowly ebbing away. He slumped against the wall of the fissure, his head lolling to the side as exhaustion finally claimed him.

Tangela, however, remained alert, its eyes darting nervously towards the crack in the rock face as it kept watch over its unlikely companion. As the first hints of the full-moon began to paint the sky, Tangela knew that they had to make their move.

With a gentle nudge of its vines, Tangela attempted to rouse Vajk from his slumber. "Hey, kid," it whispered urgently, its voice barely audible over the distant roars of the Tyranitar. "We gotta get moving before that thing wakes up."

Vajk mumbled incoherently, his face scrunching up in annoyance as he swatted at Tangela's vines. "Five more minutes," he grumbled, his words slurred with sleep.

Tangela's eyes narrowed, its patience wearing thin. With a sharp tug, it yanked Vajk to his feet, causing the diminutive human to yelp in surprise. "We don't have five minutes, you little twerp," it hissed, its vines tightening around Vajk's waist. "Unless you want to end up as that Tyranitar's midnight snack, we need to go. Now."

Vajk's eyes widened, the fog of sleep quickly dissipating as the gravity of their situation sank in. "Shit, you're right!" he said, his eyes widening as his eyes finally snap wide open. "I'm up, I'm up."

With Tangela leading the way, they crept out of the fissure, their bodies pressed close as they slowly move away from the feral Tyranitar's territory. Vajk's adult-sized clothes hung off his tiny frame like a sack, the excess fabric tangling around his legs and threatening to trip him up with every step.

"Stupid fucking clothes," he muttered under his breath, his face contorted in a comical grimace as he struggled to keep pace with Tangela. "Why couldn't they have shrunk down to a size that actually fits?"

As the unlikely duo crept through the moonlit wilderness, Vajk's oversized clothes continued to be a source of both frustration and amusement. With each step, he stumbled and tripped, his feet tangling in the excess fabric that pooled around his ankles. Tangela, its vines wrapped securely around Vajk's waist, couldn't help but snicker at the human's comical struggle.

Tangela, its eyes sparkling with mirth, let out a soft chuckle. "Well, at least you're not running around naked," it quipped, its vines gesturing towards Vajk's baggy attire. "Imagine trying to outrun that Tyranitar in your birthday suit."

Vajk's eyes widened, his mouth falling open in a perfect 'O' of horror. "Oh, hell no," he said, shaking his head vehemently. "I'd rather take my chances with the oversized clothes, thank you very much."

Vajk shot the Pokémon a withering glare, his cheeks puffed out in indignation. "Yeah, well, you try walking in clothes that are five times too big for you," he grumbled, his voice muffled by the collar of his shirt, which had somehow managed to find its way into his mouth.

The Tangela regarded Vajk with a thoughtful expression, its eyes softening as it took in the human's disheveled appearance and the weariness that seemed to cling to him like a second skin. "It seems like you finally calmed down," it said, its voice gentle and tinged with a hint of concern.

Vajk sighed, his shoulders slumping as he met the Tangela's gaze. "Yeah, well, it's not like I have much of a choice, do I?" he said, his voice heavy with resignation. "I mean, I'm stuck in a world full of talking plants and monsters, with no idea how I got here or how to get back. And to top it all off, I'm trapped in this tiny, useless body that can barely keep up with a walking salad."

The Tangela chuckled, its vines twitching with amusement. "Hey, I resent that," it said, its tone playful.

"But seriously, though. You believe me, right? About being from another world?"

The Tangela sobered, its expression turning serious as it regarded Vajk with a thoughtful gaze. "I do," it said, its voice low and sincere. "I mean, it's not like I have any other explanation for why you're so clueless about everything. The way you talk about Pokémon and the world, it's like you've never seen anything like it before. And the fact that you can understand me, and I can understand you? That's definitely not normal."

Vajk nodded, his brow furrowing as he considered the Tangela's words. "Yeah, it's like I'm in some kind of bizarre fantasy world," he said, his voice tinged with wonder and disbelief. "I mean, where I come from, Pokémon are just a game... a fucking animated series, A franchise. They're not real, and they definitely don't talk."

The Tangela's eyes widened, its vines twitching with surprise. "Wait, what?" it said, its voice laced with confusion.

Vajk's eyes widened as he realized the gravity of what he had just said. The Tangela stared at him, its expression a mixture of shock and confusion, and Vajk felt a sinking feeling in his stomach as he realized that he may have just broken the poor Pokémon's brain.

"What?" he said quickly, his voice high-pitched and slightly panicked.

The Tangela blinked, its vines twitching erratically as it tried to process what Vajk had just said. "Did you just say that Pokémon are just a game in your world?" it asked, its voice tinged with disbelief. "That you play with us and use us for entertainment as we struggle and stuff?"

Vajk laughed nervously, his mind racing as he tried to think of a way to backpedal out of this conversation. "What? No, of course not!" he said, his voice strained and slightly manic. "I would never say something like that. I mean, that would be crazy, right? Pokémon are totally real and not at all fictional characters that people dress up as for fun and profit."

The Tangela stared at him, its expression skeptical. "But you just said-"

"Hey, look at that!" Vajk interrupted, pointing wildly into the distance. "Is that a rare Pokémon over there? We should definitely go check it out and not at all continue this conversation that I definitely didn't start."

The Tangela frowned, its vines twitching with annoyance. "There's nothing over there," it said flatly. "And you're acting really weird. What's going on with you?"

Without warning, he bolted, his tiny legs pumping furiously as he sprinted away from the Tangela as fast as his diminutive body could carry him as only his tiny footsteps remain in the mud.

"Hey, where are you going?" the Tangela called after him, its voice laced with confusion and annoyance. "We weren't done talking!"

"This place gives me the creeps," Vajk muttered, his voice barely audible over the pounding of his own heart. "I just thought we should get out as soon as possible!" He said nonchalantly, not in the slightest scared, but more like some kind of distraction as Tangela quickly realized.

He frowned, its gaze drifting to the twisted trees and eerie mists that surrounded them. It had to admit, Vajk had a point. The Foggy Woods were not a place for everyone at night-time, and with the Tyranitar still present somewhere in the shadows, it was probably best to keep moving.

With a sigh of resignation, the Tangela set off after Vajk, its vines propelling it forward through the undergrowth with surprising speed and agility. It caught up to the little human in a matter of seconds.

The Tangela raised an eyebrow, its expression skeptical. "Fuh," it said, its voice laced with amusement. "Well, at least you're running in the right direction. There's a human settlement not too far from here, if I remember correctly. I've lived in these woods since I was a little sprout," it said, its voice tinged with a note of pride. "I know every nook and cranny, every hidden path and secret glade. And right now, we're heading towards a settlement I've heard the other Pokémon talk about. With any luck, we'll be able to find some help there for you... Well it would be better than my village for a kid."

Vajk's brow furrowed in confusion, his mind struggling to make sense of the Tangela's words. "A settlement?" he echoed, his voice laced with skepticism. "You mean like a town or something?"

The Tangela shrugged, its vines rippling with the motion. "I guess so," it said, its tone uncertain. "I don't know much about human stuff, but I've heard it's a big place with lots of buildings and... Hey look!"

Vajk followed the Tangela's gaze, his eyes widening in surprise as he caught sight of a faint glow in the distance, the warm, inviting light of civilization piercing through the fog like a beacon of hope. His heart leaped in his chest, a surge of relief washing over him as he realized that they might actually have a chance of making it out of this nightmare alive.

As they drew closer to the settlement, the glow resolved into the twinkling lights of windows and streetlamps, the distant hum of conversation and laughter drifting on the night air. Vajk felt a lump form in his throat, his eyes stinging with sudden, unexpected tears as he caught sight of the first human silhouettes moving about the town's outskirts.

"We made it," he breathed, his voice barely above a whisper as he stumbled forward, his legs trembling with exhaustion and relief. "We actually fucking made it."

Tangela halted, its vines going taut as it eyed the outskirts of the settlement warily. "This is as far as I go, kid," it said, its voice laced with apprehension.

Vajk turned, surprise flickering across his features. "What? Why?"

The Pokémon gestured towards the town with a flick of its vines. "You see any other walking wild pokémon in there?" it asked dryly. "Going into a human settlement would be like walking into a Beedrill nest covered in honey. No way I'm risking getting captured by one of those fanatic Pokémon trainers."

It shuddered, as if the very thought was abhorrent. "Besides, the local police don't take too kindly to 'wild' Pokémon wandering into civilized areas. More trouble than it's worth, if you ask me."

Vajk opened his mouth to protest, but the words died on his lips. As much as he hated to admit it, Tangela had a point. An unfamiliar talking Pokémon would draw far too much unwanted attention. With a resigned sigh, he nodded.

"Yeah, you're probably right," he conceded. "I guess this is goodbye then, huh?"

Tangela bobbed its head in agreement, its vines gently ruffling Vajk's unkempt hair. "Take care of yourself, kid. Try not to get into too much trouble in the big city." Its voice took on a wistful note. "Who knows? Maybe our paths will cross again someday."

Vajk managed a small smile. "I hope so. I couldn't have made it this far without you."

With a final, poignant wave, Vajk turned and began the trek towards the settlement's outer limits. A gleaming sign, its paint fresh and untarnished by the elements, proudly proclaimed the city as 'New Bark', though its sheer size and scope far exceeded anything Vajk had anticipated. The town unfurled before him like an intricate tapestry, a seemingly endless labyrinth of winding streets and towering structures that reached towards the star-speckled sky. The warm, inviting glow emanating from countless storefronts and houses stood in stark contrast to the encroaching night, casting a soft, almost ethereal luminescence over the scene. Interspersed throughout the urban landscape, the distinctive red and blue hues of PokéMarts and Pokémon Centers beckoned to weary travelers and their companions, promising respite and rejuvenation.

Vajk wandered through the alien streets as if in a dream, his footsteps slow and measured, his wide eyes drinking in every minute detail with an almost reverent awe. The sheer scale of his surroundings was staggering, each building seeming to loom over him like a silent guardian, their facades adorned with the faded scars of time and weather. His adult-sized clothing hung from his diminutive frame in loose, awkward folds, the fabric swallowing his small form like an ill-fitting cocoon. The incongruous sight drew the puzzled stares and hushed whispers of passersby, their eyes lingering on the peculiar child who seemed so lost and out of place amidst the bustle of the town.

But Vajk paid them no mind, his attention wholly captivated by the wonders that surrounded him. He paused before the gleaming windows of the PokéMart, his breath fogging the glass as he peered inside with unabashed curiosity. The shelves within were laden with a dizzying array of potions, their liquid contents shimmering like captured starlight within delicate glass vials. Pokéballs of every size and hue imaginable were artfully arranged in neat rows, each one a miniature world waiting to be explored. And beyond them, a veritable treasure trove of trainers' sundries beckoned, their purposes as mysterious as they were enticing.

Further down the street, the Pokémon Center rose like a beacon of hope, its multiple stories towering over the surrounding buildings with an air of quiet authority. The massive Pokéball emblem that adorned its peak was a symbol of comfort and familiarity in this strange new world, its colors seeming to glow with an inner light against the velvet backdrop of the night sky.

As Vajk stood transfixed by the spectacle of the Pokémon Center, lost in his own thoughts, he failed to notice the approaching figure until a firm hand clamped down on his shoulder.

"WOAH!" He screamed his voice cracked harder than his confidence after realizing he made that sound. Startled, he spun around to find himself face to face with a stern-looking police officer, his features etched with suspicion.

"Hold it right there, young man," the officer said, his voice a gruff baritone. "Mind explaining what a kid your age is doing wandering the streets alone at this hour?"

Vajk blinked owlishly, his mind scrambling for a response. "I, uh... I'm just... sightseeing?" he offered weakly, a nervous grin spreading across his face.

The officer's eyes narrowed, his gaze traveling pointedly from Vajk's oversized clothes to his disheveled appearance. "Sightseeing, huh? In the middle of the night, dressed like you raided your dad's closet?" He shook his head, a humorless chuckle escaping his lips. "Try again, kid."

Vajk's heart sank as he realized the absurdity of his own words. He fidgeted anxiously, the too-long sleeves of his shirt dangling comically over his hands. "Well, you see, officer," he began, his voice trembling slightly, "it's a bit of a long story..."

The officer held up a hand, cutting him off. "Save it. Let's see some identification. Trainer ID, Pokédex, passport, anything."

Vajk stared blankly, his brow furrowing in confusion. "ID? Poké-what?" He patted his pockets helplessly, as if hoping some form of identification might magically materialize. "I don't... I mean, I'm not really from around here..."

The officer's expression hardened, his patience visibly wearing thin. "Alright, enough games. You're coming with me down to the station until we can sort this out and contact your parents."

Vajk's eyes widened in panic, his mind racing as he tried to think of a way out of this predicament. The thought of being dragged off to a police station in this unfamiliar world was terrifying enough, but the idea of trying to explain his true identity and circumstances was downright laughable.

Vajk's mind raced as the officer's firm grip on his shirt collar propelled him forward. How on earth was he going to explain this mess?

"Well you see, Officer, I'm actually from an alternate reality where Pokémon are just fictional creatures in a video game franchise. But through some crazy mix-up, I got zapped into your world and turned into a child! Pretty wild, right?"

Yeah, no way that would fly. They'd toss him in a padded room faster than my dad kicked my ass out from the family house after I graduated from school and getting into a collage.

As they marched through the lamplit streets, Vajk racked his brain for a plausible story. Runaway? Maybe... Amnesia? Hmm, it could work, but he'd have to really sell the confused lost child act.

Oh man, his parents were going to freak when the police called them. Except he didn't have parents here! Ugh, this was such a mess. C'mon, think!

As the police station loomed ever closer, its stark exterior bathed in the harsh glow of fluorescent lights, Vajk felt a rising tide of panic threatening to engulf him. The officer's gruff voice cut through the haze of his spiraling thoughts, jolting him back to the grim reality of his predicament.

"Hey kid, you spaced out or something?" the officer asked, his tone a mixture of annoyance and suspicion. "I'm talking to you!"

Vajk blinked rapidly, his eyes struggling to focus on the imposing figure beside him. "Huh, what?" he stammered, his voice barely above a whisper. The weight of the situation pressed down upon him like a physical force, making each step towards the station feel like a Herculean effort.

"I said we're almost at the station," the officer repeated, his words slow and deliberate, as if speaking to a particularly dim-witted child. "You've been staring into space this whole time. Something you want to get off your chest before we go inside?"

Vajk's mind raced, desperately searching for a plausible explanation that wouldn't land him in a padded cell. The seconds ticked by with agonizing slowness, each one bringing him closer to the inevitable confrontation that awaited him inside the station.

"Oh, uh, no sir! My chest is great, thanks for asking," Vajk babbled, the words tumbling out of his mouth in a nervous rush. "Just admiring the lovely architecture around here. The streetlamps have such...character!"

He gestured weakly at the nondescript lamp posts lining the sidewalk, their dull metal surfaces reflecting the sickly yellow light that pooled around them. The officer stared at him blankly, his expression a mask of disbelief.

"Architecture. Riiiiight..." The officer shook his head, the movement causing the shadows to dance across his weathered face. "Look kid, clearly you've got something strange going on. So either you'll start talking at the office, or we'll have to dig for answers the hard way."

Vajk gulped audibly, the sound echoing in the stillness of the night. The "hard way" hung in the air like a tangible threat, its implications sending a shiver down his spine. But what could he say? The truth was so far beyond the realm of believability that he might as well claim to be a time-traveling alien.

Suddenly, a loud growl emanated from the depths of Vajk's stomach, the sound shattering the tense silence that had settled between them. Vajk's face, already flushed with fear and anxiety, turned an even deeper shade of crimson as he realized just how ravenous he truly was. The gnawing emptiness in his gut seemed to mock him, a cruel reminder of his body's basic needs even in the face of impending doom.

The officer, despite his gruff exterior, couldn't help but chuckle at the boy's obvious discomfort. "Sounds like somebody skipped dinner," he remarked, a hint of amusement softening the hard edges of his voice.

Vajk, seizing upon this glimmer of humanity like a drowning man grasping for a life preserver, quickly latched onto the idea. "Y-yeah, I guess I did," he said, his voice trembling with a carefully calculated mix of vulnerability and desperation. "I've been wandering around for hours, and I haven't had anything to eat since... well, I can't even remember."

The officer's stern expression wavered, a flicker of concern breaking through the stony façade. "Alright, tell you what," he said, his voice losing some of its earlier harshness. "We'll swing by the 24-hour diner on the way to the station. Can't have you passing out from hunger during questioning, now can we?"

Vajk's heart leaped at the prospect of food, his stomach letting out another eager growl in response. "Really? That would be amazing, Officer! Thank you so much!"