73 Goldy locks

So big momma was going over a mental list and the strengths of the hostile Pokémon groups that have moved in to her territory while she was "occupied"…

First we "had" the zangoose, who were as i described, dicks of the highest magnitude....they were pretty heavy handed with the snorlax, yes they had less champion ranked mons amongst their crew but they had more of everything else not to mention being very underhanded and threatening to attack their kids, and they had the power to do so...also they weren't the only threat to the snorlax...but they aren't a problem anymore as houndoom, bellossom and Rhyperior saw to that and exterminated every single one…..eggs included….I know that sounds bad and normally I would keep the eggs, but zangoose are just assholish pokemon so better to just cut them off…

When we shared that tale with the snorlax they seemed to light up with glee, they REALLY hated the zangoose.... They were worse the weavile apparently according to the snorlax….

Next we had the blissey crew, who weren't made up with only the chansey line, they had some audino, a couple of clefairy, even a few comfey…..I think it's just a group of healers who grouped together to watch their backs…..healing Pokémon are pretty rare in the wild….And I won't say that their weak…..but they prefer not to fight and normally look for Pokémon to protect them….but if they fall into a bad crowd they ended up being treated like slaves…..so I'm pretty sure it's a group made up of ex healing "slaves" who fell into the wrong crowd…

But big momma told me that this healing crew would be down to sign up with me if I gave them the same treatment as her and her family…..easy enough, you can never have to many healers…

They seemed to only have 1 champion ranked mon, and that was their leader blissey, but from what I got from the snorlax, she's pretty laid back…

Next we have a group of Persian who actually were pretty neutral on toward the snorlax, never really made any trouble or harassed the snorlax in any meaningful way…they also only had 1 champion ranked leader…but they don't speak with the snorlax much as they preferred to keep to themselves…

To the east a little are some rocky hills with an abundance of caves that have a packs residing in them, first you have a Gigalith tribe who aren't exactly "hostile" but made it very clear that snorlax aren't welcome in "their" hills…..they have 3 champion Gigalith running the show with plenty of their line between advanced and king…..

In the same area you have an Onix family who are neutral as well, they don't really do much without provocation, they have 2 champions in their ranks….even a Steelix apparently, good to know….. "metal coat" isn't really something man made, it's just a rare mineral blended into some metal ore….you might find a lucky Onix who hits that blend just right randomly while eating….so Steelix are exceedingly rare but not unheard of…

Next is a pack of Luxray who are notoriously aggressive predators….normally all cat type Pokémon are but Luxray are one of the worse kind….2 champions and plenty of fodder in their pride….and not on good terms with the snorlax….

And being the world of Pokémon why wouldn't there be lakes hanging around?….there's always a lake….and this particular lake seemed to be the home of some rather aggressive sharpedo….I'm going to murder them all…..I fucking hate sharks….they are easily my greatest fear…..I couldn't even swim in the pool alone as a kid due to the fear of somehow someway a shark getting into the pool and eating my ass…..even in this world with my aura god body I'm still terrified of them….which is silly considering my big fish buddy….but fears are irrational…..so they gotta die….. and they seemed to have 4 champion ranked mons….still gonna die though..

Next is a pack of alakazam and their line who are pretty much nomads, no particular territory….they just wander around and do what they do…..2 champion ranked mons leading them….they are on good terms with the snorlax though, they offer berries to them when they pass by their territory….so yeah, good terms….. a few mons have tried fucking with the spoon foxes, but they always send 'em flying….literally, they just throw them as far as they can….and eventually Pokémon just left them alone….

And the last "land" dweller is the weavile pack lead by 2 champion ranked mons…..sneaky…..underhanded…..just downright cruel….but they don't mess with anyone they know they couldn't stomp into the ground….they tested with waters of the snorlax tribe a few times, but it never worked out well for them…..and yes I know sharpedo aren't "land" dwellers, but these ones aren't in the sea so it's fine….

and finally we come to "magikarp cove" and fuck me dead it's so much worse than the rumours...13 champion ranked gyarados... and normally with big momma it's no issue to gutter stomp those big fish buddy wannabes ….but I'll have to find a way to drag them out of the water for that…..I have the fire power to annihilate em…..just gotta figure out how….oh and that's not even including the THOUSANDS of king ranked and I'm not even going to mention the elite and down…..and again there are no candy ass gyarados…..they start life as magikarp….the staple food of the sea…..so they either get hard or get dead….so every gyarados is a fucking death machine…

Uggghh one problem at a time…..the land dwellers need to be dealt with first...big momma is pretty much going to be heading this endeavour to show her years of dissatisfaction of the disrespect they have shown her kiddies….but I'll send metagross with her just in case….not actual combat support…..more as a…..diplomat...might be able to tame a few of em and get some more decent mons under me and make life easier…..except the sharpedo….all those fuckers gotta die….

I spent the next 10 minutes making plans as the sleepy snorlax were having conversations while trying to stay awake and big momma suddenly gives them a little nudge as they all look toward me...what are they doing?…..uuuggghhhhh!!!….they're inside my body!!!....suddenly and very forcefully I'm bonded to the rest of the family…..no warm up or anything, just hard and fast…..and suddenly I'm connected to them all….I feel their joy and elation at their mother being back to full health and excitement for the future….and they adore me as well...

All those feelings would be much more appreciated if I wasn't just spiritually gangbanged by an entire family of magic bears….I'm kinda like goldy locks in a way…..just with less porridge and more raw dogging my spirit….is it the way I dressed?

So I take a few minutes to recover from the forced insertion as I feel the snorlax's glee and excitement…..it calmed me down some what…..they were just upholding their end of the bargain….I wasn't really mad anyways. I was just not prepared for the bonding….normally it takes time and nurturing to bond with a Pokémon….but as soon as I fed the snorlax and healed their mother I had 100% of the faith and trust…..I'll have to make sure they don't just trust everyone who tries to feed them..….and bonding with a Pokémon is a heavy affair...you get all their emotions and feelings and shit….and bonding with 4 CHAMPION level mons at the same time was less intense than when big momma did it, but intense all the same….

So we hash out a basic plan…. I'm going to take the girls home for today….I am buggered….completely exhausted after this whole thing…..I'm going to leave Rhyperior, houndoom and gyarados with my new crew to help out….and houndoom and gyarados would be annoying whiny if I left them out of a bloodbath….. metagross will take us home and come back to keep an eye on everything….he's the most level headed among my mons….and he's going to try and "recruit" a few of the less radical Pokémon…

Big momma was cool with that….as long as they weren't the ones who were aggressively trying to harm her cubs…..she would take metagross to have a chat with the blissey crew and then the more mild pokemon around to see their stance on this whole deal....everyone who wasn't joining up was more or less going to be wiped out to the last…..going to keep eggs though….not of the sharpedo though…. The zangoose were just asshole Pokémon in general as well so I didn't want them or their eggs….

We all started heading outside the cave…..the girls have been passed out for quite awhile ….but that's more due to metagross keeping them asleep….I don't need any dramatic reactions….so we get outside the cave and I let out gyarados…..it always amazes me at just how big he was…..he dwarfs even big momma…

And he pops out he looks around and sees us….and then big momma…..my other mons when they saw big momma weren't afraid…..but they were cautious of her….my big fish buddy though?...he just looked at her in excitement and ready to rumble….

Even big momma was surprised at gyarados…..his strength was almost at guardian rank even as a champion….with his king gene and what not he's a true force of nature…..but she wasn't intimidated, why would she be? She's a genuine guardian ranked Pokémon who went toe to toe with a legendary…..she just waved at him….

" calm down big fella, big momma and her fam here are part of our crew now….and I can tell your looking for a fight with her….which is fine, you can do that later, but after we sought out all the shit we came here to do….and keep it in moderation aye? This is my land now….so keep destruction to a minimum....Also you have other things to do right now….there's a lake full of champion ranked sharks that need eating so that's what you're doing this afternoon….but It's a little while away and I'm going home….so I'm going to ball you and give it to metagross….he'll drop you off as he goes and does his thing….so get psyched up buddy….you got some blood to spill"

He seemed disappointed at me stopping his fight with big momma but perk right up again at the mention of eating sharks….. Rhyperior and houndoom were keen for a bit of fighting as well…I only gave them and big momma a rough outline of a plan…..it's basically kill every other strong Pokémon on the land that metagross can't recruit and keep the eggs safe…..but me? I'm going home….

So we say our farewells….my groups going to be gone for potentially a week or 2 so I'll only have gengar, bellossom and azumarill by my side…..hmm I really shouldn't leave little town or noble freezon without a champion ranked mon…..so I'll more or less only have gengar with me for protection…..well shuckle as well….and the baby crew….It should be fine…..