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Turns out the girls were fine, metagross sent Rhyperior a quick message before big momma's triumphant shout to protect the pair, a quick hug into a protect and they were perfectly safe... scared the shit out of the munchlax though…..

So after me being spiritually molested by a millennium old snoutless magic bear things settled down fairly quickly, the champion snorlax were ecstatic that their mother was back in good health and they let me know that with the good vibes coming my way and their car compactor like hugs….thank fuck for my aura god body…..in all seriousness I would have died to almost everything that's happened so far...

the pressure from even a friendly guardian level pokemon that was injured was tough to handle, even for me...the girls would have died if not taken away quickly….. the green jelly like goo that I summoned up….I have no idea what it was…..but it's energy was borderline radioactive….and even a the small celebration from big momma, while it wouldn't have killed me most likely but I wouldn't have come out unscathed…

Man this world is dangerous….but looking at the now healed big momma I can't help but wonder how powerful a legendary Pokémon is for it to do that to something so powerful…..not to mention why they were even fighting in the first place…..

But I suddenly hear a deep rumble…..big momma just pats her stomach and looks at me with expectation...well she probably lost part of her stomach with that injury before and couldn't eat properly and she's down for some food now…. From what I've heard about snorlax….they can eat their body weight in food twice a day if given the chance….

So good ol gods gift came in big again as I unleash upon them a proverbial tidal wave of snorlax kibble…..literal tonnes of the stuff pour out of seemingly nowhere to the utter amazement all snorlax present….it just looks like dog food with pieces the size of a child's first to me, but to the snorlax? Arceus has descended to deliver upon them a feast fit for the gods themselves….. oh fuck shuckle!!!

I pull out his ball from my inner pocket as I recall him….the little snorlax fan hasn't paid attention to anything that's happened so far, and I didn't want him to somehow get between a snorlax and it's food….I'm sure big momma would be able to crunch him like a tic tac with little effort…..I'm sure she wouldn't on purpose, but it's her first decent meal in over a century….best not to take chances….

The snorlax…..my snorlax, wasting no time dove head first into the food and were almost crying as they were eating…..it was just that good…and as I watched them polish off the mountain of food I'm thinking about the kind of food snorlax eat…..this is kind of a special occasion so they will eat until near bursting but this particular food will keep them fed for a month….. I did ask for all modern breeders knowledge in my wishes and I know that this particular food is hyper packed with carbs and protein with plenty of fibre….and a slow acting equivalent of pokemon MSG to keep them full while not having feed them as much….and meeting their energy needs and than some….

I leave them to their feast as I head back to check on the girls as my mons follow me, nothing happened which was good…..they were both laying on some soft moss that the munchlax use to nap on….. both are super sweaty though, must have been rough….Rhyperior stands to their side casually just keeping an eye out…..

I notice the other snorlax and the little

Munchlax look a little worried as they look to the tunnel I just came through…..so to help em through this tough time I unload some snorlax kibble on em…..all mons take to it with gusto and seem to have forgotten their worry….

So I wait around for about half an hour and watch the munchlax eat themselves into a food coma….cute little buggers….and I feel a tug from big momma that's she's finished so I head back…..to find 5 snorlax with backs against the wall of the cave rubbing their belly's looks like they were about to nod off for a nap….

But I want to satiate my curiosity before that happens….." hey big momma, metagross already showed me you fought Lugia and it was a hectic battle but I'm kinda wondering why it came to that in the first place? Mind hitting me with some of that knowledge?"

She just nods and I get a connection directly to her mind through metagross as she plays out that day….and I'm getting her general vibes as commentary….

So it's just her sitting in the forrest sounded by her kids and their generations after and all of a sudden she feels something powerful approaching…..and you guessed it, it's Lugia…..he rocks up with the swagger of a legendary and focuses on her and from what I'm getting he was telling her to serve him…..she wasn't really a serving type…..mostly due to being a guardian level snorlax….and being a snorlax in general….they are just lazy pokemon who just enjoy eating and sleeping….an occasional fight would be fine with them as well…. But she didn't like his attitude….

Well Lugia didn't like that at all…..and looked to all the kids hanging around and seemed to understand her weakness…..what a prick….anyways he told her serve or I'll kill your family….well the term "mamma bear" isn't used back in my old world for no reason…this world too probably but I haven't heard anyone use it yet…..long story short is don't fuck with a bears cubs...

So she politely told him she would "discuss" this with him in another area….and him being arrogant as fuck took that as submission…..and when far enough away from the cubs after giving them a little signal to run...she "served" him up a giga impact into his unsuspecting back….and that took him for a loop…..he'd never been attacked like that before and seemed to reel from the pain….only to realise he lost a leg…..

Well he fought back and the battle lasted 2 days straight and obliterated a large amount of land mass into nothingness…..she came out in a near death state….and Lugia wasn't much better with missing a leg and half a wing, he took off with his tail between his legs….momma went home to see a couple of her kids died in the battles aftershocks, which broke her heart....and she was pretty much set to die if it wasn't for the Blissey tribe that saved her and a bunch of her kids and healed her as well as they could….

And ever since she's been right with the blissey tribe, so no one really fucks with them….but over the years more "powerful" Pokémon have moved in and she couldn't fight them off without risking her life…..not because they were to strong….because if she moved to much she would die….so over a century of not showing her face other "tribes" slowly took over parts of her territory and kinda bullied her kids…..she was down to give up her life to keep them safe but they told her to let them handle it…..

Until one day a strange group of Pokémon showed up and asked her kids to start battling to get stronger….they accepted and eventually those Pokémon brought food to offer to her "tribe" as payment for the fights…..and they very much appreciated that, and that went on for awhile until those pokemon came with an offer...and the rest is history….

Wow…..so that's how it happened….from what I got legendary Pokémon aren't singular there's multiple of each one living in small groups or solo when they get old enough…..I wonder if they are all dicks like that Lugia, hope not….but seems a guardian "can" fight a legendary…..better to have a few of them though…

Big momma let's out a grow of contentment after she finishes her mental story….." you wouldn't serve that Lugia but you would serve me? Why is that?"

Again a connection of images…..piles of food….my Pokémon who look strong…..the healing goo…..and the munchlax playing…..

So food and safety? This world isn't easy to live in even for guardian level pokemon who are supposed to be the peak of the world…..fair enough though….after seeing the fight I can imagine having a little back up would be something she would want….and she suddenly sends another picture…..of the Pokémon in my pocket….looks like gyarados's…..and an image of her flexing….she can feel even in his ball that gyarados is insanely strong? ...

Heh heh heh…..yeah my big fish buddy don't play no games when it comes to his strength and I didn't wish for the broly of magikarps for no reason…..

" so you you're thankful for giving you the chance to be whole again and fight for your family?, with the food being a big bonus, on top of you can see my big family here and especially my big fish buddy would go along way in taking down anyone who could harm your cubs in the future?…..did I get that right?"

She nods enthusiastically to my little comment, I hit the nail on the head huh…well that works for me…..and again, I've been bonded to her….I wouldn't say unwillingly but it was definitely kinda forced…..but she's for real about joining up with me and giving me this territory and she's keen to do so….

"Well big gal, welcome to my family...I'll make sure you and your cubs are well taken care of, and you won't have to to worry about the other mons in the territory fucking with em from now on…..so if you wouldn't mind…..could you tell me what Pokémon are in this territory,how strong and how many?….also what ever you know about the shore line we call "magikarp cover….."

she was eager to start telling me about what mons are scurrying around

The first and what I want to say the hardest stop of getting my hands on this territory has been accomplished…..the rest should be cake