Egg

The old women was surprised when the chicken came at her out of nowhere although there was no balls there was liquid and visible chunks of yellowish jelly spraying everywhere from the chicken. When she heard his thoughts she almost spat out blood.

She yelled and a bit of saliva came at the bird and immediately kicked the disgusting thing away.

Chicken was heartbroken. How did it came to this situation. Why were they separated by life and death.

He was then led to a strange portal and sent on his way. Before he was sent he only had one thought. When would he see his love once more.

As he was a mere low level animal he did not have to drink Meng Po's soup which would erase his memories of his past life within his soul.

The portal to the next life was a strange treasure indeed. It destroyed your fleshly body and sent you to be reborned. Of course the fleshly body the chicken had now was a temporary one made by the judges.

Chicken opened up his eyes. And saw absolutely nothing. It was strange sight. It was as though he was covered by some mysterious substance. He pecked the walls with all his might.

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In the forest a small group of cultivators were traveling towards a mountain.

Lin Feng lived a harsh life. As a child grew up in a small village. Everyone in the village did farmwork and he was destined to share the same fate. However since he was born so adorable he was treated like a prince. As a child, he would only had to watch his siblings do work. He got the best occupation in the house: Eating!!! But unexpectedly, when he grew to the age of 13, he had to do lots of manual labour. Everything was turned upside down for him. He got up early in the morning and worked till dusk.

His tiny heart was crushed by the harshness of the world.

He didn't expect much in life and expected to live his whole life in the village.

But heavens did not give up on him. No, heaven expected much more of him. The Heavens had decided to bestowed upon him greater semi-mortal cultivation meridians!!!

Allowing him to shed his mortal skin and make him great again!!!

A normal mortal can never get past though the flesh strengthening stage. A cultivator with semi-mortal meridians however, can break through this cultivation boundary!

However his greater semi mortal cultivation break all other knowledge of cultivation.

Not only will he get past flesh strengthening but according to his senior brothers he will have a sqrt(1.3*3PI)/19 chance of getting past bone refinement stage!

After years of working in the field, he was chosen from his village to go into a sect, where he tried his best to become unrivaled under the Heavens.

With many fortuitous encounters, he finally received a mission from a grand alchemist. By completing this task, he would have the favor of an legendary being. He would take a massive leap forward towards fulfilling his dream.!

All he had to do was collect the egg of the spirit flaming jungle fowl.

He traveled all the way into the forest. Looking everywhere for the eggs of this mystic bird.

However, after a whole week he did not see a single egg. Sure, he saw a couple birds. But there was no eggs to be found in the forest!

Lucky on his way to his inn, he saw the egg on a street stand. Looking at the egg it was exactly like the one in his drawing!

And the price was ridiculously cheap. A dozen for 6 copper coins.

What the fuck, no wonder no one went into the forest to get this shit. What the hell was he doing out there looking for a bird nest.

He tossed a silver coin, took one egg and immediately left.

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Alchemist Mo wiped his cauldron cleanly and was very through. Not many people knew this but he had a severe case OCD. Every corner in his room was spotlessly clean. Every ingredient he handled was washed with the highest quality pH7 water.

This had to do with his parents. When he was young, his parents would tell him, "Double wash your rice or else there will be traces of arsenic in your rice. Wash your vegetables with ten thousand year distilled spirit water before you eat them. You might not care about being clean now but next thing you know you will shit out black shit from you pores when you break through."

But did he listen? Rice? Arsenic? Where the hell did his parents came up with this shit. What the hell is ten thousand year old water? Does water age? No, he did not double wash his rice. Cleaning the vegetables with ki infused boiling water? Why the hell would he do that? It's all going into his stomach.But all this changed when he broke through... as impurities leaked from his body, shit literally streamed out of his pores spilling into his eyes. Not to mention his ass. That was the largest hole for impurities of them all. He shitted like he never did before. He was shocked out of his mind.

After that, he made sure everything is spotless. Slowly heating up the cauldron, he started throwing ingredients into the cauldron in a specific special order.

Thousand-Year Wolfberry. Century Female Ginseng. Sun Swallowing Lotus Root.

He sliced them into pieces in midair with just pure qi. Surprisingly, the qi blade disappeared immediately after going through the ingredients.

When the cauldron reached the appropriate temperature, he put in a large ladleful of qi infused water.

Right after it started boiling he grabbed a blood lotus root and turned it into powder with his Mountain Breaking Fist art.

Then he grabbed the egg and threw it into the air.

Splitting Sky Destroying Earth!

He perfectly cracked the egg in half right above his cauldron.

Then he went to grab towards a bucket of golden powder. Suddenly Alchemist Mo jaw dropped open.

His eyes almost popped out his head.

What in the Nine Heavens came out of my fucking egg.