Afterlife

Chicken looked at himself lying on the ground. Clearly he was not in pain. Was all that from before a dream?

Yes, that's right it was all a dream. No one would be as daring as to put their hands on this great masterpiece.

That's right. Even if I impregnate a leg no one would go that far. Rather, it would be their accumulated fortune of multiple lives for your majesty to do such a thing.

The more he thought about it the more right he thought he was.

Satisfied he got prepared to make a crow.

Wait a minute this don't look quite right. They were in a large room with almost nothing but seats. Strangely this room made you calm and clear headed. Chicken felt an instant boost in intelligence. He instantly knew that there was shit loads of weird people surrounding him. Not only that but he could even tell that based on the unique positioning of their face and eyes they were focused on one thing! Him.

Chicken wants to cuck out in shock. Surely he would have shit out an egg if he was a hen. There were so many people in this room, how the hell did he not notice previously. More importantly why were they here?

Surely they aren't here to listen to him sing? What did he have valuable on him. What kind of things can move that many people to surround him? Wait no there can only be one reason....

Others may not know. But he has always kept a secret.

Under heaven what could be more valuable that his anal virginity.

God only knows that he has never shit out eggs in his life.

At last nothing goes untouched. Rice will be cooked. Soon, he will shit out a huge egg out his asshole.

Fuck that. Gotta show them who's boss and who is gonna shit the eggs out.

"Cuckkkk"

"For Heaven's sake it's another chicken. Ok let's get this over with." the guy sitting in the middle lazily said.

What's with that weird look at your face. Are you trying to play hard to get here.

These people were the judges of hell. Of course since it was a simple farm animal they had to make things quick and simple. Only lower level officials like them would bother with them. They had been through the same situations millions of times and simply decided where these animals would go in their next life.

There were three main judges in the front. There were two men who look like they were in their 30s and an old lady in her 50s.

The lady looked especially unusual and had a weirdly shaped mouth like a bird, while the man on the right looked menacing like a wolf.

Chicken was about to go right up to them to teach a lesson and make them shit eggs but when he saw the bird like women he got turned on . He had an urge right then and there to impregnate a leg.

"Throughout your life you have done nothing but eat, sleep and yell" the voice transmitted to the chicken.

Chicken was thoroughly surprised. Chicken had never understand others talk before. He almost suspected that it was his own mental imagination.

"You will be reincarnated. Your actions from your previous life will determine where you will go."

I will be reincarnated? Weird weird how can I be reincarnated if i'm alive.

Haha…

Fuck.

Well I have been a great chicken all my life.

He started envisioning a great empire of chicken harems. Great, finally this chicken will get the recognition and love it deserves. Those smooth feathers. He looked up at the bird like women. Nodded and smiled mischievously.

"You have raped countless chickens"

Sounds fun raping countless chickens, yep yep. Nodding to himself. Having eggs everywhere just thinking about it turn me on.

"Terrorized multiple little boys"

Chicken nodded again. And occasionally snapping some fingers, he thought.

"And will be reborned a mediocre chicken with a shitty background."

Chickens was right about to nod before he recognized what the voice had said. His eyes popped out and his dreams shattered.

How this can great chicken become a mediocre chicken? Living days shitting eggs. This is a fate worse than death.

The man in the middle gave a weird look clearly with a look of impatience on his face.

So you're admitting to all of these crimes.

Chicken was no fool. Looking at the face of the guy up front. It was dead obvious something was wrong.

Could it be the rape?

Raping chickens whattt. No, they all were willing I'm telling you. They had the look of pleasure and joy. Let me tell you all the signs they were giving mem I tell you those hens really wanted me. That look they were giving me. The way they were rubbing their features all over me. I treated those kids with kindness and compassion.

The chicken tried his best to transfer those thoughts to the judge.

The judge could hear all his thoughts and gave him a weird frown.

Chicken took note and immediately responded.

Those hens were not raped I tell you. Look at how they were laying eggs left and right. They were obviously some sort of prostitutes.

Cheating on me left and right. In order to protect my self esteem I tried to convince myself it was my potency. Yes yes.

This great chicken has been taken advantage of multiple times. Take mercy on me your highness.

The judges all started talking to each other. Some nodding some making looks of disgust.

Chicken was frantically thinking of something to get him out of this mess.

I was killed unjustly how can my poor soul take another unrighteous family. Chicken gave a pleading expression.

"Are you retarded. Do you know how many fingers you have broken. It was a righteous death."

This is clearly wrong. A life for a finger. The chicken put on a face of great dismay and disappointment. Shaking its head at these people.

These people may look all righteous and high above. But were they really?

With one look you can tell they are all chinese humans.

Where was the gold hair people?

Where was the diversity?

Where was the equality?

They were obviously racist, sexist and chicken-ist.

Fellow chickens, I mean people, let me tell you all I once had a dream.

That all animals, human or chicken will be treated like brothers and sisters.

... One will not be judged by the extent of their character....

...

The men all had strange looks at their faces with thoughts that they have never pondered. With a wave of a hand. Guards came to escorted him away.

Just you wait one day I'll be back greater than ever. Ruling over millions. One chicken to create a thousand eggs.

Nobody took him seriously.

Turning his face over to the beloved bird face women for one last piece of hope. He was given an normal stare.

No wait there must be yearning for him somewhere in those wrinkly old eyes. Before he leave he must leave a mark. Otherwise there will only be endless regret. He quickly lept out and charged forth.