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Perverted Cultivation

The mixture of yin and yang is a union that cannot be underestimated to normal cultivators, or what some would call dual cultivation. However, in the Distaff Clan World that got overcome by Yin due to the extreme amount of females that dominated the planet, there came a time where men from a faraway place became needed to help balance out the world! Yun Che had been a medical student training to be a doctor when his girlfriend took his virginity on the night of the new moon. This special timing however happened to be a play, for an asteroid that approached once every hundred years had just started to pass their planet! In the morning, he woke up after indulging in the pleasures of celebrating his girlfriend's flesh only to find that his home had been somehow transported to the asteroid like a flaming missile! Even more perplexing is that he will now be forced to leave his world in order to make sure his dear Yun'er doesn't die to the wretches trying to overtake her planet! Come join Yun Che while he engages in using his wits, looks, and abilities to completely challenge the status quo on this all female's planet. However, if he fails, the worst that will happen is he'll be forced to make lots of babies with dozens of beautiful women. What's the worse that can happen with the invasion of the planet from the other forces around the strange cultivation star in their galaxy? A road of mystery and adventure awaits!

Dao0fPerverts · Eastern
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69 Chs

Mmmm~ Finally, a Taste

Yun Che leaned into lick Mistress Empress and found her sweet flower dripping with a nectar that could only be described with the word 'heavenly'.

His two hands firmly pulled part her legs and at the same time her purple eyes stared at his face in shock while it submerged between her legs. A gentle feeling of his tongue beginning to pet her cliterous caused her body to curl up and moan. She couldn't help scream "more~" before Yun Che looked up with a clear fluid dripping of his nose.

"More?! I thought you said I could only get one lick?! Two licks might be breaking the rules. However, if you don't mind, I'd like to keep licking until I pay you back for helping me?!"

"Mmm~~ Just twenty licks at most…" Mistress Empress pushed him gently back in between her legs and sacrificed her dignity of being a higher ranking individual. She really should only intermingle with men in the Soul Budding Stage, but Yun Che really had done a number on her ability to resist.

His mouth arrived between her legs and with a 'sucking' sound caused Mistress Empress' body to curl back and a gentle foam to come out of her mouth.

"Right there!~ MMMM! However, this between… OMG~~~"

Yun Che really felt like he'd just broken quite a few rules while he used his other hand to begin massaging the opening of that special place of her body. If not for the need to rush, his tongue and fingers wouldn't have had to work in unison. However, let's not forget that Yun Che got stronger with the influx of Yin energy! He began to use his tongue to 'clean' off all the impurities of Mistress Empress' cliterous while at the same time her body began to tremble.

"Am I dreaming?! Are you really just a new disciple?! Have you lived another life?! Taken over someone elses body?! Gotten a rare treasure?! Did I enter into a dream world?!"

"MMM~~~" Mistress Empress felt an urge to push away the scoundrel so she wouldn't finish so fast, but to say she hadn't been tasted in a long time represented the ultimate understatement! She gratifyingly burst into Yun Che's face while her body curved and she moaned with such force that the entire clan could almost hear her!"

"I'm~~ I'm finally alive again! OMG~~~ Stop doing that~ MMMM~~~"

Mistress Empress pushed away Yun Che's head before she went to go taste the fuel that had kept Yun Che going. Her tongue danced around his mouth before she dove into his lips to grant him the ultimate thankyou.

At this time, a Royal Blue Phoenix appeared near the entrance of the space.

"Father, you're five minutes late… One of the men even grabbed Yun'er and brought her to the stage. If you don't hurry, she'll have to fight in your stead"

"What?!" Yun Che wiped off the scent from his mouth and looked at Mistress Empress. "Those bastards will pay with their lives! If… if she didn't taste so good, I would've been there already!"

"Mmm~ I don't regret it," Mistress Empress replied with a smile. "I'll get you there in two minutes. However, first, can you tell me if you broke through?!"

"Heh, I'm at the peak of the eleventh Qi Introductory Stage! Let's see those bastards dare try and beat me now!"

"Ugh, punk. You're lucky you're irresistible." Mistress Empress leaned in with a smile and gently kissed Yun Che. She grabbed him with all the force she could muster, and put her tongue deep into his mouth to thank her by swapping some of her energy with his own.

"Now, hold on tight. You may have made me finish you fast, but I'll get you to that Li Qiang faster than you can imagine."

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The Inferior Light Clan built a stadium that they'd started jokingly calling a 'burial ground'.

The reason they called it a burial ground happened to be because once Mistress Empress fell into the hands of Li Qiang, it would all be because of this one match! Because Mistress Empress hadn't declined the challenge, wishing for Yun Che to have an opportunity to challenge himself, she'd inadvertently agreed to their marriage.

Frankly, Li Qiang expected her to decline the challenge, but because of the way the Distaff Clan worked each members word could affect everyone else in the clan! For this reason, most of the girls carefully chose what to say, but this Yun Che had just got here and didn't know the rules! That is to say he accidentally made Mistress Empress accept his marriage proposal. She truthfully had turned him down hundreds of times, but now for the first time he actually had a shot of bedding her!

The stadium had the flag of Inferior Light Clan on one side and the Xiao Clan on the right. It had been built extremely quick, so the seats simply had enough room for two hundred people, however, hundreds of graceful and shimmering beauties had filled the stadium with their various shapes. If not for the need for the core disciples to prepare to defeat Yun Che, most of them probably would've taken a shot for a single girl's hand.

At this time, Yun'er stood in the center of the stadium on her knees begging for Li Qiang to wait a minute longer. Her long blue robe with white embellishments around the sleeves had slightly fallen off and exposed her cleavage to Li Qiang who sat high above her looking down. He scoffed and nodded his head and at the same time turned to Mistress Empress.

The two men who'd brought Yun'er up to beg on Yun Che's behalf let go of her two arms while Mistress Empress landed with Yun Che. At the same time, Yun Che's face began to boil with rage when he realized that Yun'ers robe had been slightly torn.

Yun Che: "How dare you touch my Yun'er?! Even if you two had a million lives, it wouldn't be enough for me to kill you a million and one times! Li Qiang, how dare you let this happen!

The entire crowd looked at Yun Che in shock when they realized he dared insult someone higher than his level. Except for the girls who knew Yun Che, and Xiao Ma, many thought that this cute man had just committed the gravest sin.

However, Li Qiang merely ignored Yun Che and gestured with his hand. "Xia Yong… Ask your brother Xia Yong to get on the stage quickly. The sooner this disgrace is wiped out, the better I'll feel."

Yun Che: "Heh, it's funny. A man wearing such tight pants can only do such a thing if he doesn't have anything to worry about. It's no wonder you had to force Mistress Empress's hand in marriage. I'm sure without my agreeing to this, she'd never except because of your small reputation!"

"You impudent! Shit!" Li Qiang's hands trembled with rage before he snickered and shook his head. "Xiao Yong, make sure to make yourself just strong enough that Yun Che thinks he has hope. After all, his girlfriend did just beg for us to be merciful."

"Nice words from a packmule. Even the shit he trains thinks they can beat me! Let's begin!"