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Perverted Cultivation

The mixture of yin and yang is a union that cannot be underestimated to normal cultivators, or what some would call dual cultivation. However, in the Distaff Clan World that got overcome by Yin due to the extreme amount of females that dominated the planet, there came a time where men from a faraway place became needed to help balance out the world! Yun Che had been a medical student training to be a doctor when his girlfriend took his virginity on the night of the new moon. This special timing however happened to be a play, for an asteroid that approached once every hundred years had just started to pass their planet! In the morning, he woke up after indulging in the pleasures of celebrating his girlfriend's flesh only to find that his home had been somehow transported to the asteroid like a flaming missile! Even more perplexing is that he will now be forced to leave his world in order to make sure his dear Yun'er doesn't die to the wretches trying to overtake her planet! Come join Yun Che while he engages in using his wits, looks, and abilities to completely challenge the status quo on this all female's planet. However, if he fails, the worst that will happen is he'll be forced to make lots of babies with dozens of beautiful women. What's the worse that can happen with the invasion of the planet from the other forces around the strange cultivation star in their galaxy? A road of mystery and adventure awaits!

Dao0fPerverts · Eastern
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69 Chs

Leave Your Clothes At the Door?! Desperate Negotiations?!

Yun Che had no idea how to react after Jia Hualing's response to his full activation of the Blood Lust Cube. Normally, any single girl that had seen him completely fell head over heels in just seconds from the dominating yang presence he emitted.

However, the beautiful girl that had his Mistress Empress stuck in the center of her arms seemed completely oblivious to the charm he'd exuded. His aura right now had caused the daughters of the Matriarch standing by the sides to immediately brighten up from their overwhelming sadness.

One of the girls who'd been bowing to Jia Hualing had the 'impulse' to rush over to Yun Che and let herself be swallowed whole! One must remember that Spider Sweet Legs had an extremely overbearing attraction to any male that approached, and this happened to be the aura of the Blood Lust Cube! It completely made all the girls shiver and look at Yun Che in awe, but at the same time the beautiful looking teenager playing with Mistress Empress seemed unimpacted. She raised her eyebrows and laughed while Yun Che took a step closer and then finally made it to the bed. He almost didn't know how to react, after all, he'd never dealt with this type of girl before in his entire life!

Patients at times in the medical profession got extremely unruly and you had to learn how to deal with them, however, they always knew you happened to be a doctor, so there'd be respect. Yun Che also spent most of his life being looked up to by people because of his mind, and for the first time ever he felt like he'd been squashed by someone's words, which did one thing!

It confused him and made him upset, but he had to remain calm for the Mistress Empress' sake and also for Yun'er's sake. If anything happened to either of them, his entire life might change and the only thing to remain might be an enormous desire for revenge.

Looking into Jia Hualing's eyes, he somewhat coyly smiled and reminded himself to remain calm. He had to not overreact or those two 'Sovereign King's might end up killing him!

Yun Che: "My beautiful lady with eyes that might cause a million men to jump into the most difficult of situations, might I ask if the man you're talking about happens to be Li Qiang?! If he's the one you want to marry, I understand, however, I want to ask how much he educated you about this one here. I'm merely a man that wanted someone to help me with my medicine. I never once laid a hand on him and it had been a completely fair bet. If you had a problem about it, can we talk about this like grown men, and not threaten women that have nothing to do with it?!"

"HA!HAHAHAHAHA! You're so perfect! I just told me you have three minutes to live, and you're patronizing me! You must be young, and are probably under the age of 30! This is so great that you dared talk to me like that! Now I'm going to give them two minutes unless someone here tells me what's so great about you! Sure, some might call you attractive, but you're clearly relying on some treasure to get with women! Ha! You're a filthy kind of man! This is great! Do you have any last words?!"

Jia Hualing looked at Yun Che with disdain and walked over to Yun Che before she grabbed his cheeks and squeezed them tightly, causing his lips to pucker while she bent her body. Inside of her shirt, Yun Che easily could see her cleavage and her beautiful arrow like tits which she didn't even bother to hide underneath that gorgeous attire. It seemed like she had every intention to give 'Yun Che' a little show before getting rid of him. However, after Yun Che inherited the Yellow Gate Poison, he also got all that information on the different types of medical ingredients that could be found around the Distaff Clan.

On Jia Hualing's arm, he even spotted a gorgeous bracelet that had been wrapped around her arms tightly that had three different types of flowers on it.

These three flowers had three affects, and also could be considered exceptionally rare to normal people. The first flower called the Calming Stalk Twine had to do with calming the mind, and usually got given to women who had trouble 'behaving' themselves in public. These types of women tended to fall for men very easily, and had to rely on these Calming Stalk Twine's to remain calm.

This implied to Yun Che that this lady clearly had trouble controlling herself around men, and judging by the age of it she'd had it on her wrists for ten years! That probably meant that her and Li Qiang probably had a one night 'fling' sometime ago, and to keep herself from continuing on this path she put on the Calming Stalk Twine!

However, the two other flowers made Yun Che react with even more surprise. The second flower called the Penchant Lavish Heart made her 'more attractive' to men while the third flower the Arrogance Unborn Root also helped her completely resist them. This could be the reason why Yun Che's heart seemed to skip a beat every time he looked at her! These expensive herbal ingredients also happened to cost tons of money on the open market, and one of them only bloomed every 100 years!

The Penchant Lavish Heart apparently won the heart of tons of different royal existances across the Distaff Clan according to the information he got from the Golden Queen Spider, and this type of thing made men unable to see the true form of the girl in front of them!

What did she really look like?!

Yun Che suddenly felt somewhat afraid at the girl in front of him and her underhand methods, however, now he had a way to get around her resistance to him! He also felt completely afraid at this moment for what the future might hold if he didn't manage to 'pull off' the necklace successfully! All the lessons from the Golden Queen Spider seemed to enter into his mind right now and begin helping him with how to proceed!

The first lesson she'd imbued in him had to due with judging someone's Qi! Most people had to train for years in order to be able to sense someone's Qi, but the Golden Queen Spider gave that to him along with the parting gift of her on her knees!

Right now, he could tell that the girl had the strength of someone in the Soul Budding Realm, but because she massively eclipsed him in power he could only see a glimmer of her true ability. Still, when you compared this to others at Yun Che's current stage in the Foundation Rising Realm, this feat might get him serious accolades!

In cities like the Savage Land Kingdom, many people got taught my excellent masters who already reached the Sovereign King Realm or even above that, and even those disciples had trouble sensing someone's strength a level above their's let alone an entire stage! However, the Golden Queen Spider hailed from a world literally half way across the entire universe! She had abilities more foreign and beautiful than all of her daughter combined, and even had the urge to share more with Yun Che if he took it upon himself to cure her daughter's poisons!

His eyes focused and with a gentle grab he reached for Jia Hualong's wrist only to find she laughed and had already backed away. Her eyes looked like two extremely powerful and sensual orbs moving into the darkness while she backed away from Yun Che.

A second later, she stopped by a Sweet Spider Legs and grabbed her black hair and pulled her off the ground while laughing with a smile on her face. She seemed smitten at the fact that Yun Che didn't answer her, and gently pet the girls bosom while Yun Che watched.

"Hmmmm… You look you're attempting to think your way out of this situation, however, how long have you been in this world?! What?! You've been here three days and you think you can figure out someone with this much beauty?! I'll tell you that Li Qiang came to me at a really hard time in my life. Screw it! I might tell you about because you're about to die! He came after I broke up with thirty men in a row in one month. You might consider this being a little bit inappropriate for someone with a father who's partly in charge of the Savage Land Kingdom, however, I got stressed, and needed it."

"Yet then Li Qiang came along and got in bed with me, and didn't even want to do it." Jia Hualing smiled and remembered the fun time she had tried to get him to take off her clothes and plow her into the wall. "He also didn't make me want to be with him! I know this sounds insane! HAHAHAHAHA! However, my entire life I looked for a man that didn't make me fall head over heels for him, and this man's perfect! All I need is Mistress Empress here to satisfy him, and once he marries my father will leave me alone and stop sending his best men to follow me and kill those who I fall in love with! I can be with all the men I want, and never have to worry about being looked at bad by sons and daughters of other kingdoms."

Jia Hualing smiled and walked over to Yun Che with the girl in her hands before she tossed her down at Yun Che's knees and grabbed her hair. She pulled back her extremely gorgeous black strands and formed a tight knot with her gorgeous flecks before she pushed her head into Yun Che's waist and laughed. The girl started to cry while feeling something growing against her face. Yun Che had only one reaction and it fired him up and out came an extremely outlandish rage!

"So let me get this straight?! The reason you want to marry Li Qiang is because you aren't attracted to him and he doesn't make you do foolish things?!" Yun Che stepped back and laughed before looking straight into Jia Hualong's eyes. "To make matters even more clear for someone like me… You're also marrying him because it will make your father happy and you can behave yourself around him. You're even going out of your way to get him a wife so you don't have to touch him and can be promiscuous?! Is that right?!"

"HA! You think you can understand me, new boy?! Do you know what kind of body I got born with?!" Jia Hualing looked down at the whimpering girl and dropped her like she had the most filthy thing in the world inside of her grasp. "I have a Disturbed Variation Body, and it only gets stronger every time I 'mate' with another man. However, my father if he found out I had this body might not only kill me, but he'd probably torture me for years! However, since you're about to die I'll tell you this! This type of body might one day save my kingdom, so even if I have to be filled with different types of men, so what?! Are you going to try and tell me that my reasoning is bad?! Don't try and understand the heart of a girl with so much on her shoulders! I heard you happened to be a doctor?! However, this is a different place in the universe! The only thing you can fix here is how long you live and the only way I'll let you live is by breaking all the bones in your body! HA! I'm so excited to see what happens when your girlfriend finds you dead. Oh, and Mistress Empress here hasn't said a word by the way because I have her under my control. Otherwise, I might have a little uprising while I kill you."

Yun Che felt like he understood the girl in front of him at this moment, and nodded his head before discerningly walking over to her and grabbing her hand. He could tell that she'd gotten lonely over the last few months because of the flowers on her wrist, and wouldn't be able to resist too many advances! It had to due with the side effects of the Penchant Lavish Heart, which made you more beautiful but at the same time made it easier to feel the type of enjoyment that made every girl scream into the night!

Tonight he'd do everything he could to ensure that nothing bad happened to his women, and just because this women seemed evil, didn't mean that he couldn't find a way to benefit from her for now! He grabbed her hand and looked into her eyes causing her to somewhat retreat. After all, she hadn't been with a guy in a few months so her doctors might be able to convince her father she hadn't got with another man.

Yun Che: "I can tell you're hurt. I really can, but I also think I know how to fix it. The flowers you have on your wrist in a few weeks if you keep wearing them might have irreversible consequences! In fact, if you don't take them off now, I'm afraid that you'll never be able to return to your original beauty! You're wearing the Penchant Lavish Heart in order to hide your true identity, however, in my studies I learned that wearing it for too long eventually will cause blemishes right here!"

Yun Che's hand gently grabbed against Jia Hualing's love handle and gently tugged her towards him while she tried to figure out what kind of 'medicine' this man had been taking. He'd only been here for a week at most, and the kind of information only got passed down from extremely prestigious families! Even in the Savage Land Kingdom, maybe three families had information bout the Penchant Lavish Heart, so obviously she found it a little bit unbelievable when he said it's name.

At the same time, she began to blush with Yun Che's hand against her love handles. She hadn't been touched by a man in a few weeks besides for Li Qiang, and with her reason for marrying him considered, she didn't like his touch that much. Instead, she felt somewhat resentful for her current situation and really just wanted to exploit a bunch of men to strengthen her body. If she didn't her kingdom might get destroyed in a few years, and unfortunately sometimes being a promiscuous 'bad daughter' happened to be the only way to get what she wanted.

Jia Hualing: "You-you may have surprised me with your knowledge about the Penchant Lavish Heart, however, I'm still going to have to kill you! Only two people know about what I just told you, and those two men happen to be outside! Both of them are my uncles, and they happen to be helping me in order to save my kingdom! Excuse me, but your head is about to get chopped off your body! Hey! What are you doing?!"

Yun Che gracefully took off the bracelet on jia Hualing's wrist that had been stopping her attraction from men for the last several months, and tossed it to the side. At the same time, with a serious glint in her eye he put his hand gently against his face while leaning in an inch away from her lips.

Yun Che: "I know it's been extremely lonely for you the last few months, however, don't worry about your Savage Lands Kingdom. Just lay back on the bed and let me pleasure you until all the pain you had is drained from your legs. I promise that I will get stronger than you can imagine in a couple of months. I also promise you'll only have to sleep with me, for whatever tries to mess with your kingdom will be getting this monster shoved down their throat!"

"Ha! You're so insane, but I'm still killing you!" Jia Hualing blushed before something seemed to snap inside of her. Instantly she began to back away from Yun Che afraid while at the same time clutching at her heart. She felt an indescribable wave of attraction to him, and almost felt like an extremely powerful chain had shackled her to him. Being unable to move, she stood their helpless with her legs trembling only to feel like her facade had been seen through.

"No, please… please don't make me sleep with you. I've already slept with too many people, and I hate that I have to do it! Please- please don't make me put all my faith in you only to watch you get crushed like my last fiance! You fool! Speaking big words when I threatened you with my life?!"

"Big Words?! You think I'm speaking big words, however, you don't even know what big is yet." Yun Che reached out and with a graceful gesture took of Jia Hualing's top, and gracefully planted her down on the bed. Her rather beautiful graceful legs spread out while at the same time he smiled and took a deep breath while shoving himself straight inside the wet cavern between her legs.

Her eyes instantly shut closed and she moaned "MMMM~~" while tears began to fall down her eyes. She hugged Yun Che tightly before laughing with a somewhat devilish expression.

"You're a fool, and definitely a thousand times dumber than Li Qiang. Even he wouldn't dare say he'd try and take on the horrible problem that might soon devour my county, however, you aren't only going to take it on. You even claim that you're even going to defeat it! MMMM~~~ Are you nuts or are you just a horny man trying to survive?!"

"I one time lost my sister," Yun Che grabbed Jia Hualing's legs and straddled them before digging deep into her hips with his massive monster penetrating deep inside of her. "I once lost my sister and always told myself after that I'd do the most I can to save all the people I come across! You just happened to come into my life, so not only will I screw you, I will even screw your problems in all the holes that they have available! Now turn around and enjoy yourself! You're about to have all your worries screwed out of you!"

"HAHAHA! You're so perfect! MMMM~~~ Have fun with me but your life is still on the line. You better enjoy me and make sure I finish. Because if you don't finish me, I'm going to do a lot more than just give you head. I might even take your head!"