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Perverted Cultivation

The mixture of yin and yang is a union that cannot be underestimated to normal cultivators, or what some would call dual cultivation. However, in the Distaff Clan World that got overcome by Yin due to the extreme amount of females that dominated the planet, there came a time where men from a faraway place became needed to help balance out the world! Yun Che had been a medical student training to be a doctor when his girlfriend took his virginity on the night of the new moon. This special timing however happened to be a play, for an asteroid that approached once every hundred years had just started to pass their planet! In the morning, he woke up after indulging in the pleasures of celebrating his girlfriend's flesh only to find that his home had been somehow transported to the asteroid like a flaming missile! Even more perplexing is that he will now be forced to leave his world in order to make sure his dear Yun'er doesn't die to the wretches trying to overtake her planet! Come join Yun Che while he engages in using his wits, looks, and abilities to completely challenge the status quo on this all female's planet. However, if he fails, the worst that will happen is he'll be forced to make lots of babies with dozens of beautiful women. What's the worse that can happen with the invasion of the planet from the other forces around the strange cultivation star in their galaxy? A road of mystery and adventure awaits!

Dao0fPerverts · Eastern
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69 Chs

Grand Inheritance of the Original Mistress?! Hands Off?!

'Handling a Soul Budding Warrior in a fight?! Is she out of her mind or did I bang her too hard?!'

Yun Che coughed and backed away from Jia Hualing who seemed like a new person after getting all her hard to explain emotions screwed out of her. She smiled and walked over to the doorway before spinning around with a huge smile creeping up her face.

By the doorway to the Golden Queen Spider's Cavern, she looked like an angel doused in light that had been reborn after 'finishing' for the first time of her life. Her vibrant eyes carried an almost impenetrable happiness that seemed to be unaffected by the worries of what lay in the future.

In the future, she might someday have to give up on relying on Yun Che, but for now she actually truly felt like he might be able to save the Savage Lands Kingdom. For a women like her, the idea that she'd found someone so 'daring' in the Foundation Rising Realm made her laugh on the inside. She waved to him and blushed like a young girl in love before rushing out to meet her two Savage King Uncles, and Yun Che felt only one thing at this moment.

Trouble! This girl definitely spelled trouble now and in the future!

He still trembled from the idea of having to fight a Soul Budding Realm Disciple from the Savage Lands! However, at least with the Yellow Gate Poison, he'd at least be able to defend himself in the worst possible scenario!

However, the Yellow Gate Poison if other found out about it would cause him a lot of trouble! The only hope he had is that he might be able to mask the bloodline with the phoenix flames if he ever got into a turbulent situation! Still, his only objective when leaving the Golden Queen Spider's challenge had been one of survival. Now that he somewhat 'tricked' Jia Hualing into letting him live for a while longer, he had to figure out which path might be best to take!

Jia Hualing had such a pretty face that she might be considered one of the top 100 beauties on the entire planet, yet she brought with her such grave risks that Yun Che began to sweat! He felt nervous and afraid for the 'false' claims he'd made to Jia Hualing during their rather intense sexual session! After all, men say crazy things when a women spread their legs open, and let alone beating someone in the Soul Budding Realm, she knew that whomever wanted to destroy the Savage Lands Kingdom much be a thousand times stronger!

The Savage Lands Kingdom from the information he got from the Golden Queen Spider represented a middle sized kingdom in the Distaff Clan World that some considered a peak subsidiary kingdom! The Distaff Clan World had changed greatly since the founder created it, and it now had two huge kingdoms controlled a dozen other middle sized kingdoms and hundreds of smaller kingdoms that got made up of multiple cities.

The biggest kingdom happened to be called the Newgrand Kingdom, and it happened to have a grudge with the other large kingdom the Heavenvast Kingdom. The Savage Lands Kingdom, according to his inherited memories from the Golden Queen Spider, had been a target of the Newgrand Kingdom for the last one hundred years, and evil beasts regularly got sent to the Savage Lands Kingdom to try and slowly pick away at their defenses! This meant that Yun Che just promised Jia Hualing to take on the Newgrand Kingdom, and even more horrible had to be that if the Savage Lands Kingdom fell the Xiao Clan would definitely be next on the plate of the Newgrand Kingdom!

His mind started to hurt while Mistress Empress finally seemed to return back to normal. She looked at Yun Che and then at the Sweet Spider Legs circling around her before she realized some spittle dripped down her mouth. She immediately started to tear up while looking into Yun Che's eyes. Instantly, an extremely horrible fear crept up inside of her! What if they destroyed the Xiao Clan?!"

Mistress Empress: "Yun Che-Yun Che, please tell me that the clan is alright, and please tell me she didn't make me do anything horrible! That Jia Hualing is a truly horrible person, and no matter what she says she deserves to be punished! I don't know what you did to get her to leave, however, I hope whatever lie you cooked up it won't put this clan in too much of a risk. Wait, why aren't you looking at me?! Did I do something horrible in front of you?!"

"It's not that, I just happened to be thinking that Jia Hualing might be the best actress I ever met. She clearly came here with the intention of killing me, but once I peeled back a few of her layers she's just an innocent girl trying to protect her kingdom. However, the scary part is that I think part of her knows that I lied when I said I tried to save her kingdom! How can I save a kingdom when I could barely keep her from killing me in front of all these beautiful ladies!"

"Yun Che, I think it's about time we all talk," The Golden Queen Spider sat down next to him in her spirit body while folding her golden robe across her rather impeccable leg. She looked at Mistress Empress and gently brushed back her hair, however, the ephemeral quality of her being made it hard for her to touch her. "I could tell that you had been lying when screwing Jia Hualing, however, in the memories I've given you, I'm sure you know about the Savage Lands Kingdom key position right?! Without them, the Newgrand Kingdom's conquests would lead them right to the Distaff Clan's doorstep."

"You must know that this 'fight' between the two biggest kingdoms involves millions of lives, and these include much more women than men. Since I've gifted you with my poison, you'll undoubtedly be able to play a big role! However, I think for this reason Mistress Empress… I think you must use your hidden resources to train him."

The Golden Queen Spider reflected on something wistfully in her eyes and smiled while rubbing the Mistress Empress' leg. She then looked over at Yun Che, who'd yet to fully get dressed, and sighed while also putting her other hand gracefully on his leg. At this moment, a story formed in her head while she contemplated the wonderful words of the first Mistress. The founder of the Distaff Clan World, and the creator of the clan! She had anticipated this might happen, and went out of her way to leave a certain 'treasure' behind for the man that might be able to protect her progeny! Could Yun Che possibly be able to get these 'treasures' now that he had completed the Golden Queen Spider's challenge?!

Before, every single man that tried her challenges died or gave up all hope of cultivating. The founder of the Distaff Clan World had such high standards for her successor that some said even a once in a thousand year genius couldn't accomplish a single thing in one of her challenges!

Yun Che, however, had three bloodlines and an extremely bizarre treasure fall into his lap! She had to at least tell him about it, and give him the choice if he wanted to try and protect the Distaff Clan. Thus, she said,

"Yun Che, I think we both know that you feel over your head, and just lied to that Jia Hualing to get her out of here. However, I think we both also know that part of you liked her and part of you also meant the words that you wanted to save anyone you encountered from tragedy. However, in order to due so, you might have to take such high risks that even I wouldn't dare force you to do it. For this reason, I'm going to tell you about something even Mistress Empress here doesn't know about, and that's the grand inheritance of the Distaff Clan!"

Yun Che suddenly laughed and felt a trace of shock before he got up and walked over to his torn robe laying on the floor. He spun it and put it on, fixing it before he shook his head and walked towards the exit.

"Mistress Empress, I think this Golden Queen Spider is overestimating me a little bit. I truly just lied to Jia Hualing to ensure that nothing bad happened to you. This grand inheritance sounds nice, but I don't think I deserve it. I'm really just a man that's scared of disappointing anyone, and most definitely scared of disappointing myself. Now that Jia Hualing has been pacified, the best thing I could do is go talk to one of her brothers and somehow get them to leave. I obviously won't be able to defeat a Soul Budding Realm Warrior. After this, the only thing that the Distaff Clan needs of me is to leave! I'm nothing but bad luck!"

"You idiot!" Mistress Empress got so mad that she nearly exploded with all of her being! "Do you think that the stuff with Li Qiang got worse because you came?! I already realized he had a powerful backer, but I clearly didn't stop you from fighting his core disciples! In fact, things have gotten a hundred times better since you showed up, and girls are starting to gossip about you with smiles all across the clan! If there is a grand inheritance, I'm one hundred percent sure that you're the right man to accomplish the tasks that the first Mistress left behind, and I'm two hundred percent sure that I love your dumb ass! You're the exact opposite of a disappointment! You're the first person I want to see every morning, and I don't care if it's with a hundred girls in our bed, or not! Yet if you dare think you have the right to leave, just know that you'll have to deal with me traveling on your back!"

Yun Che's lips trembled while he looked into Mistress Empress' fierce gaze that seemed to contain such fury and at the same time such love that it seemed difficult to comprehend. He laughed and stepped back before falling on the wall only to find he felt sort of afraid. Seven days here on this planet and he already had so much thrown on his shoulders.

'Screw it. I'll try my hardest to accomplish this grand inheritance, and stop this Newgrand Kingdom. This is most likely a dream anyway, and since I've been given such importance I have to try and accomplish the goal set for me.'

'When I had been a doctor, my goal had been to save lives, and I guess by protecting a kingdom I'm also saving lives?! In the end, my sister died because I hadn't been smart enough, and because of that I went to great lengths to get smarter! Now that I'm here, my sister might also want me to put my all into getting strong! After all, I swore I'd never intentionally let anyone die in front of me ever again!'

"Fine, I'll do it! I'll try and protect this place from the Newgrand Kingdom. However, even with that inheritance, will I be able to beat someone a rank above my own?!"

The Golden Queen Spider smiled and tossed Yun Che a parchment while her hands gently parted Mistress Empress hair. Mistress Empress still seemed to be fuming, but began to smile when Yun Che's mind seemed to change. Hidden underneath her extremely beautiful exterior, a happiness inside of her had risen up. She felt glad that Yun Che hadn't disappointed her.

Golden Queen Spider: "Yun Che, on the parchment the seven locations of the grand inheritance are listed, however, each of them can only completed one year apart. The most important one happens to be at the Xiao Clan, and the other ones can just be considered a way to bolster your strength. The original mistress left what some might call a spiritual body map with seven locations that correspond to parts of her body. The Xiao Clan can be considered the heart, and once you complete that challenge I promise you your strength will jump by an entire rank! I know what I'm saying doesn't make sense, however, look at that map and think long and hard about when you want to try the inheritance. Unfortunately, it will have to be after you defeat the Soul Budding Realm practitioner, yet don't forget! You have the Yellow Gate Poison I entrusted you with, and a powerful bloodline! You should have no trouble defeating someone if you try your hardest! Just do what you always do, and trick them into doing something stupid!"

"I-I feel like I'm such an idiot. Mistress Empress, are you sure you want me to be the one to go about inheriting what your powerful Original Mistress left behind?! Are you sure you want to wake up with me every morning?! I'm originally not a cultivator, and just barely know how to pleasure a girl. Are you sure you don't want to wait a few years to give this to someone else?!"

Mistress Empress smiled and walked over to Yun Che and got on her knees before taking out his monster and smacking it a few times. She smiled with her orange hair blowing in the wind while her eyes gracefully opened up while her mouth widened.

"Yun Che, it's natural to have doubts. You wouldn't be a man without it. However, I assure you, even though we girls at the Distaff Clan don't see many men, we still wouldn't shove just anything down our throats. I already put this in my mouth more than a dozen times and I've only known you for a week. I trust that you'll be able to hand it, and I also know you really deep down inside believe in yourself! Now, stop acting so pathetic and let's go meet with that damn Jia Hualing's brothers! I promise! I promise afterwards I'll give you such a fantastic reward that you'll remember if for the rest of your life!"

"I apologize!" Yun Che leaned down and kissed Mistress Empress gently on the lips before smiling over at the Golden Queen Spider. "I'll do everything in my power in the future to defeat the Newgrand Kingdom. I also promise to come back in three days to treat your daughters like I promised. I already figured out how to do it!"

"Good, well, try not to have sex more than 5 times a day for the next few days," the Golden Queen Spider waved to Yun Che while Mistress Empress 'popped' his monster into his mouth for a second. She somewhat angrily shoved it down her throat before pulling it out and putting it back behind his robes. "You have an aura that some might describe to be the ultimate 'weapon' against any woman, however, you must try your best to learn to control that! However, I also don't plan to ever let you back here until after you complete the Original Mistress heart inheritance! Now, I've already had a lot of fun with you for the last couple of days. I think it's time you go see your Yun'er and make sure your clan hasn't gotten burned!"

Yun Che nodded his head and didn't respond, and grabbed Mistress Empress hand and walked out of the cavern. He walked passed where Virgin Duet had been scheduled to meet him, and noticed she'd been no where to be found.

A minute later, he arrived in front of the Xiao Clan, and saw the hundred of blue robed beauties going about shopping in the streets.

When he made it to his house, however, he saw two men in strange black gold armor circling around Yun'er. One of them even had their hands approaching her neck, and Yun Che instantly grew enraged!

"You touch that women and every single one of your offspring will cease to exist! Get away from her right now, or both of you will end up dying miserable deaths!"