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Perverted Cultivation

The mixture of yin and yang is a union that cannot be underestimated to normal cultivators, or what some would call dual cultivation. However, in the Distaff Clan World that got overcome by Yin due to the extreme amount of females that dominated the planet, there came a time where men from a faraway place became needed to help balance out the world! Yun Che had been a medical student training to be a doctor when his girlfriend took his virginity on the night of the new moon. This special timing however happened to be a play, for an asteroid that approached once every hundred years had just started to pass their planet! In the morning, he woke up after indulging in the pleasures of celebrating his girlfriend's flesh only to find that his home had been somehow transported to the asteroid like a flaming missile! Even more perplexing is that he will now be forced to leave his world in order to make sure his dear Yun'er doesn't die to the wretches trying to overtake her planet! Come join Yun Che while he engages in using his wits, looks, and abilities to completely challenge the status quo on this all female's planet. However, if he fails, the worst that will happen is he'll be forced to make lots of babies with dozens of beautiful women. What's the worse that can happen with the invasion of the planet from the other forces around the strange cultivation star in their galaxy? A road of mystery and adventure awaits!

Dao0fPerverts · Eastern
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69 Chs

A Great Fortune Calls!

The mine that Yun Che descended into seemed like a deep and vast tunnel that never ended. However, the main feature one noticed about the tunnel had to be the hundreds of beautifully carved marble sculptures of women on both sides of the tunnel.

Each of their bodies could be compared to the most beautiful lingerie model a man could imagine, however, the sheer number of them made it hard for Yun Che to choose which one to select.

The women each had a bottle in their hands which he guessed had a profound treasure! However, the further they went, the more he realized it became impossible to discern which bottle had the better treasure. If not for some strange sensation he got after receiving the Blood Lust Cube, he most certainly would've grabbed a bottle from one of the beguiling beauties.

However, a voice inside of him kept telling him to "wait" for just a moment longer. It seemed that the sense he felt earlier when talking to the Mistress Empress indeed existed. His face twitched with anger before he suddenly felt the feeling reaching its peak!

A woman statue that had turned completely black and got covered with moss existed in front of his eyes. She looked like a sullen dark beauty in a sea of angels, and her dark allure most certainly have scared away most gentlemen from choosing her. However, Yun Che trusted his instincts and grabbed the bottle in her hand. The statues eyes suddenly opened, and to Yun Che's shock the statues stone body seemed to melt and a women in a short skirt fell into his mining cart.

She grumbled before she looked up and twitched at Yun Che with a smile on her face. In over one hundred years, not a single man had grabbed her bottle until today. With a smile, she looked up at Yun Che before a naughty expression swept across her face.

"I can't believe after all these years no one chose me just because my statue looked a little bit unnatural. However, all the normal bottles only contain a special cultivation technique. Your bottle on the other hand comes with this profound empress! Hmph, as the only child of the first Mistress, it's a shame that I had to get turned into a statue for hundreds of years to honor my deceased mother!"

"You?! You're alive?! What kind of technology could allow someone to turn a sculpture back to real life. Did you also get turned into some type of artifact?" Yun Che's eyes stared at the beautiful maiden sitting between his spread open legs. At the same time, the cart started to float, and jumped onto a different track before it rapidly began accelerating towards the exit!

Yun Che didn't know this, but if he took a minute longer to decide, he would've run out of treasures! His eyes spread apart with shock and fear when he realized that the girl looked no older than fifteen. He didn't want to be seen as some pedophile, and this young 'daughter' wouldn't be kindly accepted by Yun'er! The girl noticed his doubts about her and said,

"Hmph, don't worry. I noticed you had a spatial treasure on you, and lured you to me. I after all could get in trouble if the Mistress Empress saw me. However, in exchange for you saving me, you can consider me your women from now on! If you have any desires, don't think that just because I look fifteen that I didn't receive countless lessons from my mother! Also, I'm at least three hundred times your age! Don't get it twisted!"

Yun Che laughed before suddenly the girl completely disappeared. He didn't even know how she disappeared, and only saw her turn to a bright light and disappear into his body. Before he knew it, the Mistress Empress had appeared in front of him. She had even changed into a blue dress with flowers embroidered down the right side of her chest. Her arms had gotten crossed in an 'X' shape and she snarled with an angry expression before she burst out with rage.

"How dare you make this Mistress Empress wait?! I even had enough time to change in something sexier so you could get energy while you're around me. Now, there is countless people waiting for you! Xiao Ma waited for over an hour! What were you doing? Having fun with yourself in the cart?!"

Xiao Ma looked rather calm, but when he saw Yun Che gaining the affections of the Mistress Empress something inside of him snapped. His face twitched and suddenly all his urges to make friends with Yun Che disappeared into thin air. At the same time, he noticed an almost evil energy around Yun Che that made him resent him to the extreme! If Grand Fatty didn't like Yun Che, right now he'd most certainly punch him in the face.

"It's my fault. I indeed had fun with myself in the cart. The statues of your sisters seemed so beautiful. They must have been made in honor of your deceased family members. Otherwise, how would someone be able to capture such beauty?"

"Scoundral! I'll slap you with the back of my hand if you keep talking! Hmph, go spend an hour in the Yin Garden with one of my younger sisters and see what you can contemplate from the bottle you received! In each bottle, there is a gift left by a former clan maiden! Don't waste my patients and get out of here now!"

Yun Che bowed, but suddenly felt a strange desire. Right in front of Xiao Ma, he leaned forward and gently put his finger against Mistress Empress' cheek. She suddenly flushed so red that everyone could tell that she'd gotten flustered. Her face twitched, but rather than screaming a gentle "Ah!" came out of her mouth.

She immediately tried to back away, but then Yun Che leaned in and kissed her on the forehead. Even though every part of him told him not to do that, something about the Blood Lust Cube made him forego his sense of danger. Instead, he looked into her cute eyes even as a mixture of fear and lust appeared in them.

He smiled and reached around and gently squeezed her butt before he turned and walked out of the room.

Xiao Ma's once calm countenance even with Grand Fatty in the room fizzled into a raging angry glare before he stomped his feet into the ground. He turned and saw a few women in black and white lingerie glaring at him with contempt, and suddenly turned pale when he realized how transparent he'd been.

"Xiao Ma. Please forget everything you saw!" Mistress Empress rushed over to him and patted him on the chest. "If you tell anyone that I blushed because of that scoundrel, I'll never forgive you! As for you Grand Fatty, I expect the same secrecy or you can consider us enemies!"

Xiao Ma: "I'd do anything for you," he smiled and leaned in towards her in an attempt to copy Yun Che. However, suddenly, he felt a terrifying force coming towards his face, and the next moment a loud 'bang' sounded.

Xiao Ma instantly seemed to break into a million pieces before his powerful figure burst into a window. Mistress Empress than took off, crossing her arms and looking down at Yun Che walking through a crowd of beautiful women.

"You! You jerk! I taught your Yun'er everything she knows! Don't think I'll forgive you for making me blush so hard in public!"

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Yun Che felt too confident after getting the Blood Lust Cube. He began sweating profusely when he realized he'd just hit on in public the leader of the entire Distaff Clan.

The Xiao Clan happened to just be a subsidiary branch of the Distaff Clan, or a small branch. Even in this small branch, though, there had to be at least 10,000 women! From what he overheard, there had to be at least five side branches of the Distaff Clan, and each of them had been named after their founders surname. The Xiao Clan, the Xia Clan had been two names he overheard, and even worse had to be the Xiao Clan's weakest branch title!

Apparently, men chosen for the Xiao Clan normally had high amounts of intelligence, and not as much strength. For this reason, the Xiao Clan had the most women, and also became the most hated of all the branches!

Why?!

Unfortunately, geniuses required the best women to make children, and therefore the Xiao Clan had the hottest women of all the branch sects. However, in comparison to the women in the main clan, they could be considered the second greatest beauties. Indeed, Yun Che being here could be considered a curse.

He sighed and decided to stop focusing on these unconfirmed details before he felt a force pulling him into his body. As strange as that sounded, in a moment, he got transported inside his internal space.

The internal space seemed completely empty and barren all except for a girl sitting by a small wooden table and a old man sleeping on the floor. The old man had to definitely be Xia Fang, and the girl obviously happened to be the women from the mining cart!

He looked around in awe and felt shocked at the large interior space. It seemed to extend for miles in each direction, and a vastness that couldn't be described mixed in with a strange gut wrenching feeling before Yun Che said,

"This-this is the internal space of the Blood Lust Cube? If that's the case, then how is it possible I am able to enter and exit it."

"Shut up and come over here right now! Hmph, call me little sister three times and I'll tell you my great name. After that, I suppose I might teach you a heaven defying technique to tame all my younger sisters. However, remember, never call me senior sister, it must be little sister!"

Yun Che laughed and walked over to the five foot tall Mistress and observed her for a second. She had on a white one strap dress with one strap broken that caused it to almost reveal her alluring curves between her chest. Her pale skin actually had a lot of spots on it that looked like strange freckles, and even more compelling about her figure had to be the large bottom he noticed when she sat on him during the mine ride.

"Little sister. I appreciate your desire to teach me lessons, however, first can you tell me what you can possibly teach me?! After all, even though you claim to be old, you are still fifteen. Being encased in a statue wouldn't make your age change. Could I be mistaken?!"

"I-I actually lived for two hundred years and had experiences with a few men or else this sect wouldn't exist." Little Mistress said before she blushed and seemed to recall something. "However, I look fifteen because I am a much higher rank than yourself. Even against the Mistress Empress, in my prime I could kill her in one strike!"