Chapter 13

-The forest near Hololive HQ-

[Slip: Leader, why did you agree to the offer?]

[Dante:Because the one that employs us is very evil]

[Anne: How Evil?]

[Dante: They plan to ban pizza]

[Anne|Lyn|Slip: Banning Pizza?!]

[Slip: How Evil they must be purged into the surface of the earth!!!]

[Anne: Why pizza specifically? there are tons of different foods out there]

[Lyn: Probably they hate italians]

[Slip: Racism!!! We have another reason to destroy them!!!]

[Teir: *Staring towards Dante with judging look*]

[Dante: *pretending to not notice it*]

[Dante: Okay, now we should act naturally the message said they will come earlier than expected]

[All: Yes!!!]

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Three black off-road SUV is moving towards The DMC party

[?: Boss do you think the Mercenaries are trustworthy?]

[Boss: Of course not! when we completed the mission we are going to dispose of them]

[?: what if the Mercenary guild will trace it to us?]

[Boss: They dare? Our backer is a big shot and he is going to breakthrough to Colonel soon]

[Boss: Besides I am a Major and everyone in our team is masters and veterans, We can blame it on the weird creatures Lurking in the forest for their deaths anyway]

[?: as expected of Boss]

[Boss: Hmm?!!, everyone gets out!!!]

A silver head suddenly rushes to the side of the SUV and made the car flip

Meanwhile, the SUV that tailing the front have been hit by another silver head and it

while the back SUV has been hit by a rocket and made the SUV roll

[Dante: Slip!!! I said we wait for them, not attacking them while they are driving!!!]

[Slip: They have less chance to survive when we attack while they are in the vehicle!!!]

[Anne: No you dolt!!! they will become wary because we attack them!!]

[Lyn|Teir: *shaking their head*]

[Boss: I See, so this is the Mercenaries, I thought you cared for your reputation]

[Slip: We do not care for the opinion of a pizza hater!]

[Boss: Pizza hater?]

[?: Tch who cares about a flatbread and tomato sauce!]

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-In a certain pizza place-

[Gura: I feel like someone badmouthing the pizza]

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[Slip: You!!!!]

Slip suddenly rushes to the person that badmouths the pizza while holding his sword

The Boss stop Slip by kicking his chest

Slip blocks the attack but he Slides back to his group

[Boss: you are sure an aggressive one]

[?: Boss the veterans rank are wounded and some of them passed out]

[Boss: *tch* that means we lost 8 people (we only have 24 people in this mission)]

[Boss: we can take care of them]

the group rushes while welding different types of weapons meanwhile there are 3 people in the backcasting some spells

Lightning bullets hit the three magic casters making them paralyse

[Boss: *Tch* a gun user, sorry missy but I need to take you out first]

the Boss rushes towards Lyn but Dante intercepts him using a round kick

The Boss blocks it with his arms but he staggered for a bit

[Boss: Did you just imitate me?]

[Dante: No, Cause I do it with style]

[Boss: (this person is a major too, is getting more troublesome for a minute)]

*Gunshot noises*

[Slip: there you are!!!! I'm going to pummel you!!!]

Slip hit the unknown man into the air and he hits it back towards the ground

a man tries to attack Slip but the person is hit by a gun and Slip punches the man in the face

[Slip: Thanks Teir]

[Teir: Just be careful *dodges the sword* *hit the perpetrator in the head using the gun*]

Anne using Close combat with her metal gloves purchase the enemy in the stomach

Meanwhile, on Lyn's side, every person that tries to challenge her have been electrocuted

Dante and Boss is still clashing with sword and knuckles

[Boss: A demonic sword? *evade* *punch*]

[Dante: *Blocks* *counter* Pretty neat ain't it]

[Boss: *Evades* its more neat if you give me that *kick*]

[Dante: *Duck* Nope *Slash*]

Dante in mid slash grabs a pistol and shot Boss

[Boss: *Puhaa!* you!!! I thought you are a swordsman!]

[Dante: I'm no swordsman, only a demon hunter]

the Boss has fainted

24 people have fainted and the DMC party have not been wounded

people are coming out in the forest clapping and for the amazing performance of the DMC

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Meanwhile, another SUV is escaping from the forest

[?: I should tell this to the Boss the group he sent have been annihilated]

[?: a person is standing on the highway *aggressive horning* MOVE IT!!!]

[Vergil: Escaping without your comrades is super distasteful]

Vergil raises his katana slowly unsheathing it

[Vergil: Simply putting into words, YOU HAVE NO MOTIVATION!!!!!]

A bright light appears and the car has been split in half

leaving the man driving the car beside Vergil's Feet unconscious

[Vergil: This makes me more motivated *Laughs* I need to finish the paperwork *smiles*]

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-Tokyo-

The shrine maiden has been stopped by a were pig-like man

[?: You should come to me I am reaching the Colonel rank a Shrine maiden like you should serve me instead!]

[Reimu: (I thought so... this appearance will attract unsavoury people I didn't think it will happen now in the streets nonetheless)]

[?: (Hehehe, this average-looking priestess will surely go with me, she is probably in a small shrine nearby and probably the shrine state isn't good because she is the only one I see using the colour red and white)]

[Reimu: I politely refuse (furthermore your core is barely stabilising at the master stage)]

[?: You dare!!!! I am rich and powerful!!! you a weak Shrine maiden from a poor shrine refuses me!!!]

[Reimu: (What is this event? Will I see the main character saves a damsel in distress)]

the man tries to grab Reimu but a slender hand slaps it away

[Gura: Hey Buddy!!!]

[Reimu: (There it is, The main character is... a loli?)]

[?: Huh?!!! a little girl tries to stop this young master!!!!]

[Reimu: (*pft* young? he looks like an adult older than Hendrickson)]

[Gura: You are disturbing this lady so you should scram before I call the police (patience... Gura, we shouldn't be childish and get angry getting called a loli)]

[?: ohh yeah!!! I'm the only son of prime minister Hyakuren!!!]

[Gura: (Isn't that the Family name that doesn't like supernatural, heh~ Watson let me show you how useful I am at gathering information)]

[Gura: Who cares I'm going to call the police now *rings*]

[?: (tsk!) I forgot I have things to do be glad I'm sparing you (I will never forget your face and tell my father and uncles about this humiliation I felt)]

[Reimu: (I'm glad that the problem doesn't escalate) Thank you for your brave acts hero]

[Gura: Hero?]

[Reimu: You've saved me from that man you are so brave (if he touches me I will make sure to use star platinum on him)]

[Gura: *scrutinising Reimu* (She is so cute!!!!!!) (this isn't the time to admire her I should follow the person)]

[Gura: can we take a picture together]

[Reimu: (Hmm?) Okay]