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Veldanava D. Howard was on his way to his house, when all of a sudden a falling truck appeared on top of him killing him instantly. When he thought he had gone to the afterlife he finds himself naked in front of an execution platform surrounded by people looking at him weirdly, and that execution platform looks kinda like the one where the pirate king was executed in his favorite anime "One Piece".

Rin_Mori · Anime & Comics
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13 Chs

Chapter 6 ~ Death From Shock

{Kazuma before Summoning}

Kazuma: "Why did I chose this moment to act out of character."

"Ding"

"Do you want to make a deal with me and go to another world?"

Kazuma awoke in a dark room with no one else but him in it.

Kazuma: "Is this the voice of God?, Is the girl safe?"

Kazuma asked, concerned about the well being of the girl he saved.

"What Girl?"

Kazuma: "The girl I pushed away is she still alive?"

"Yes"

Kazuma: "I'm glad. My death didn't go to waste.

"Well, If you hadn't pushed her, she wouldn't have been hurt either."

Kazuma: "What?"

"That tractor would have stopped in front of her."

Kazuma: "A tractor?"

"Yes, it was a tractor."

Kazuma: "So you mean, I died because the tractor run over me?"

"No, you died from shock of thinking you got run over."

Kazuma: "Death from shock!"

"You wet yourself from fear of almost getting run over. You were taken to a nearby hospital after you lost consciousness. You died from heart attack and the doctors and nurses all laughed."

Kazuma: "Ahh stop it I don't want to hear it."

"The hospital just told your family and they couldn't help but laugh either."

Kazuma: "Stop it, stop it!, I agree to the deal just stop it already, I can't take it anymore.

{Howard's Room}

Howard: "Hello my name's Howard what about you?"

Howard asked the person he summoned in front of him, although he already know who this person is.

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Satou Kazuma: "I'm Sato Kazuma 17 years old, you can call me kazuma, are you the host of that annoying voice?"

Kazuma looks angry while saying this sentence to him. Howard just nodded at his question.

Juri: "This guy looks like a weakling."

Juri said bluntly to Kazuma while still lying at the lap of Howard, Kazuma was ticked at what juri said so he shouted at her.

Kazuma: "Are you picking a fight goth girl!?, I must warn you, I am an advocate of gender equality, I won't hesitate to dropkick you in the head even if you are a girl!"

Kazuma said with a frightening face, as Juri just laughed at him. Making Kazuma more angry but before he could continue fighting her with words, Howard said something that frightened him.

Howard: "Kazuma you can't take her on, she can snap your neck in the blink of an eye, if you two fight, it would look like an elephant tap dancing on ants, to be clear you are the ant."

Howard said, while kazuma turned silent and deathly pale after hearing his words, Howard then suddenly felt that something was wrong, until he looked down at his lap to look at the person lying on it, he noticed the dangerous smile on the face of Juri.

Juri: "You just compared me to an elephant, does that mean you think I am fat like one? If you want me to tap dance, I can tap dance on top of your crotch, you foot freak"

Howard had shivers run down his spine, after hearing what juri said. Kazuma looked at him with a shocked expression.

Howard: "I do not have a foot fetish!"

Howard refused to accept being a foot freak, although it did felt good but he will never admit it.

Juri: "You don't have to worry, I don't dislike it~"

Howard ignored her words, as he further explained himself so that Kazuma would stop looking at him like that.

Howard: "I meant it as a way for Kazuma to learn the difference between your strength!"

Juri just laughed at his reaction. He then turned his head towards Kazuma, who seemed to be muttering the phrase, "Go explode, normies.".

~Satou Kazuma~

Strength - H+

Speed - H+

Durability - H+

Shut-in NEET - Master

Howard looked at the status of Kazuma with disbelief, even some of the children he saved has a much higher status than him. Kazuma also looked at his status but he doesn't know how to react.

Kazuma: "Give me a devil fruit, this world is so dangerous that I might die just by walking at a random alley, give me the strongest devil fruit!"

Kazuma shouted at the top of his lungs. Howard nodded at him and explained his newly aquired devil fruit, the one he got for completing the quest, 'First Summon'.

Howard: "This is the, 'Climax-Climax Fruit', this fruit allows you to create some tentacles from your hand that works like an aphrodisiac, anyone touched by the tentacles will be simulated by it and drive them to their climax, this also only w-"

Howard wasn't able to finish his sentence, as Kazuma suddenly shouted.

Kazuma: "That's the devil fruit I want!"

Kazuma shouted with desperation written all over his face.

juri: "Kazutrash"

Juri said as she was now sitting on the lap of Howard leaning her back against chest.

Kazutrash: "Shut up, I picked this devil fruit because I think it is really strong, and I feel a connection to it, and definitely not because of some perverted ideas!"

Kazutrash defended himself, Howard just smiled and gave the devil fruit to Kazuma, Kazuma wasted no time and hastily took a bite at the devil fruit not minding the disgusting taste.

Howard: "As I was saying before you cut me off, the effects of this devil fruit only work for the same gender, but you can still use the tentacles as a weapon."

Kazuma had the look of a person who had seen the end of the world, while Juri kept on laughing and pointing at his face. Kazuma felt like the world's malice was directed at him.

Howard: "Here, a super soldier serum, It can enhance attributes such as strength, agility, endurance, and healing."

Howard felt pity for Kazuma, as he looked at his face so he gave him the super soldier serum.

Kazuma: "So, do I drink this?"

Howard: "Yes."

Juri chimed in.

Juri: "Try pouring it in your nose."

Kazuma ignored her, and proceeded to drink the serum.

Kazuma: "Ahhhh!!!!Ahhhh!!!!!"

Kazuma screamed at the top of his lungs with a expression of an insane person, after 3 minutes of screaming, Kazuma fainted.

~Satou Kazuma~

Strength - D-

Speed - D-

Durability - D-

Shut-in NEET - Master

D.F. - Climax-Climax Fruit

{ABILITIES}

Tentacle Creation - The user is granted the ability to create tentacles, these tentacles are as tough as metal. The tentacles appears from the hands of the user, and it works like an aphrodisiac by those touched by it, anyone touched by the tentacles will be simulated by it, and drive them to their climax but this only works for the same gender and ineffective to the opposite gender.