Reincarnation

It's hard believing your dead until you meet god. Now I wouldn't really say I met god. I met ROB, (Randomly Overpowered Being). 

I stared at the strange man in front of me. He had white hair with light ocean blue eyes. His face seemed untouched my old age. His skin was smooth and extremely pale. His face showed no signs of facial hair. His presence shown an aura of wisdom. His appearance looked young yet his aura was like an old man.

"The name is God," Said God. I stared at him with a blank face

"Your name can't be god, it's a title,"I replied.I hope I wasn't pushing my luck. It did seem quite rude. I belive he has god-like powers so I should be more careful. However, what is done is done. 

"My name can be whatever I like," God explained. While, his hands were moving uncontrollably. I couldn't tell if he was angry. 

"Ok," I replied calmly. Let's pray he doesn't take it to seriously. But honestly who names themselves god. But I can't really blame him because he has god-like powers. I think.

"Now that you've understood that, let me see at your life report," God said smugly. He reached out his hand into thin air and loads of paper clipped together came in. I could assume that it was my life report. 

Now, I felt kinda embarrassed. I watched a few things that would be considered a bit weird. I sometimes watch hentai. But not a lot. Most of the time was when I was feeling weird. Or in simple terms horny. 

God's face remained indifferent till the last page. "Your life has been like any other human being," God said disappointing. "There is nothing special or weird about you," God continued. "No mental disability or any disability of any type, no extraordinary job or pay," God continued. "Your life has had no contribution to human life," God finished.

I felt quite angry. But couldn't deny his words. "If only I had another chance," I muttered. 

God picked up on what I had said. "Another chance huh," God thought out loud. "I can do that," god said. "Maybe you can do something special," God finished.

"But with my current skills, I won't be able to," I replied. 

"No need to worry, I'll give you some perks," God replied back. He went towards me and tapped my head. Before I could even blink, My head went blank.