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One Laugh Man

What would happen if Saitama became Jokerized? When the Joker appears and wreaks havoc in the One Punch Man universe, Saitama springs into action and easily defeats the clown prince of Gotham, but not before the laughing villain manages to spray him with a peculiar gas. With his dying breath, the Joker uses the same device that he used to enter Saitama's world to teleport them back to Gotham city, where the caped baldy struggles to get his bearings on the alternate Earth, all while the strange concoction that he was hit with begins to transform him into something truly horrifying.

Sneekurp · Anime & Comics
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52 Chs

Hero Killer

"So you guys are from another universe?" Dabi asked with a smirk as he walked with Saitama and Harley. "No way, I don't believe you. You look pretty human to me."

"You'd better believe it, because that's where my cool island base is!" the bald clown exclaimed as he held up the stolen mother box, which had survived the fire from earlier. "This cube thing here will take us back to that reality, so whenever you're ready to go, I'll push the button."

"Heh, I'll believe it when I see it," the dark haired villain replied as he casually kept up with the naked man. "There was something that I wanted to do here first, but it can wait."

Harley suddenly let out a yell as her body as wrapped up in what looked like a metallic, shiny scarf from above one of the neighboring buildings, where she was promptly pulled up and out of sight.

"HAHAHA, come on, Harley, I saw that coming from a coming from a mile away!" Saitama laughed as he glanced up at their would-be assailant.

A tall man with shoulder-length, messy black hair stared down at the villains through a pair of strange goggles that blocked out his eyes. The odd metallic scarf was coming from his neck, where he used his arms to pull the jester girl up from the ground, with her kicking and screaming in frustration.

"This how you get your kicks, big boy? Tying up pretty little women?" Harley asked with annoyance as she was handcuffed and kicked to the side of the rooftop. "Puddin' little help here?"

"Ah, it's this guy," Dabi commented as he held up his hand. "Yep, my quirk isn't working already."

"It was pretty stupid of you to come back here," the stranger scoffed in an annoyed, sleepy voice. "We've got pro heroes patrolling this entire block ever since your attack yesterday. You don't seem to be from around here, villain, but let's just say that this fight was over the second you walked into my line of sight."

"That's Eraser Head, he can put the pause on your power just by looking at you. That's his quirk," Dabi explained calmly.

"HAHA ah so that's it, you think you've stolen my power!" Saitama laughed as he clenched his fist. "Why don't we put that theory to the test?"

Before anyone could make another move, the bald clown threw a basic punch at the rooftop. Sensing the power of the attack, Shota Aizawa, aka Eraser Head, tried to jump out of the way, but most of his torso and left arm and leg were vaporized as a red mist sprayed from his corpse while it fell to the pavement with a splat.

"Whoa! That was incredible!" Dabi remarked as he looked upon the bloody mess, his hand igniting and holding a blue fireball as his power returned. "These pro heroes, they're all self-serving bastards. That's why I hate them all."

"Well, that's one less hero in the world at least!" Saitama grinned. "Eraser Head? More like, NO HEAD HAHAHA."

"Heads up, we got another one coming!" Harley announced from the roof of the building, still handcuffed.

A fiery glow illuminated from around the street corner, where a towering man who appeared awash in flames jogged towards the villains. His body suit a dark purple, the hero's body was covered in live fire to the point that his beard and even his eyes seemed to be obscured by tongues of flame.

"This one is mine," Dabi stated as his face broke into a broad grin. "I can't believe he's here, of all times!"

"So, baldy, you're the one who sent All Might to the hospital!" the dark red-haired man roared as he shot two massive blasts of orange fire from his hands towards the ground, propelling himself into the air and over the villains. "My name is Endeavor, the number two hero, and you've given me the perfect opportunity to surpass that idealistic bastard once and for all by defeating you! Now, Prominence Burn!"

A gargantuan, concentrated blast of orange and red flames exploded from the hero's left arm, shooting towards Saitama. Before the bald clown could attempt a half-assed dodge, Dabi slid in front of him and shot a massive blast of blue flame out of his own arm to counter that of Endeavor's. The two streams of fire met, causing a huge explosion that illuminated the entire city block as if it were broad daylight.

"Blue fire?" Endeavor asked himself as he landed a short distance away, before suddenly becoming aware of Eraser Head's body. "You villains…not only will I surpass All Might, but I'll avenge everyone that you've killed here!"

His arm becoming consumed in the bright orange fire, the pro hero prepared to square off against Dabi as the latter began to envelop his own form with his blue flames. Facing each other, the two men with fire-themed powers readied to test their strength against one another, where whoever could burn the hottest and longest could potentially come out as the victor.

Instead, Dabi was shocked as Endeavor suddenly exploded, his body ripping to shreds as his head and limbs flung about the street in random directions.

"Endeavor? Now you're EnDEADvor!" Saitama laughed as he appeared from behind where the hero had stood, his nude body becoming saturated with a shower of resulting blood as he held out his fist. "Sorry, Dabi, I didn't mean to steal your kill, but that guy was boring anyway."

"W-who are you, exactly?" the black haired man asked, visibly shaken as he watched how effortlessly the bald villain had sliced through one of the most powerful heroes in his country. "I guess it doesn't matter hehe wow, he went down so easily! He's nothing but a bunch of ripped up limbs now!"

Striding over to the fallen hero's head, Dabi kicked the disembodied skull away like a soccer ball, a manic grin on his face as he looked back towards Saitama.

"Thank you. I just wish that a certain someone was here to see this…"

"Geez, you really had something against that guy, eh?" the clown-faced man asked as he strolled over to his new recruit with the cube in hand. "I'll leave the rest of this world the way it is for now, just in case we decide to do something else to it for fun. Who knows, maybe I'll use its people for super-powered slaves one day, we shall see!"

"W-wait up, Puddin'!" Harley exclaimed as she finished climbing down the building that Eraser Head had pulled her up on, joining the other two as the bald clown held up the mother box and visualized DC's Earth-28077 while he pushed the button.

Saitama and co are leaving the MHA universe for now, but they'll be back someday!

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