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Cursed: My Monkey's Paw System

ALL THINGS TAKEN REQUIRE PAYMENT Klint Cooper is a painfully average 21-year-old community college student stuck in an endless cycle of lectures, thrift store shifts, and quiet disappointment. With no real direction in life and only his equally dysfunctional best friend Ted Newcomb for company, Klint spends more time just getting by instead of believing anything exciting could ever happen to him. That changes the day he discovers a strange monkey’s paw hidden inside a donated chest at work. The instant he touches it, the paw disintegrates into black dust and burrows into his body — awakening a supernatural wish-granting system governed by one terrifying rule: be careful what you wish for

Squidward no Death Note (SpongeBob X Death Note)

When a mysterious black notebook appears outside the Krusty Krab, cashier Squidward Tentacles thinks it’s just another piece of trash—until he reads the instructions. Write a name. Picture their face. Watch them die. Fed up with his soul-crushing job, his hyperactive sponge neighbor, and a life of unrealized dreams, Squidward gives in to curiosity... and writes his first name. What starts as a joke quickly becomes a grim reality, plunging Squidward into a spiral of power, guilt, and moral decay—with the body count to match. Enter Lurala, a sardonic, decaying shinigami with a twisted sense of humor and a front-row seat to Squidward’s descent. But Bikini Bottom isn’t ready for a God of Death with a clarinet hobby and a passive-aggressive streak. As suspicions rise and the sea grows darker, Squidward must decide what kind of world he wants to create—and whether he's still the victim… or something far worse. Sinister. Satirical. Sponge-killingly sharp. You've never seen Bikini Bottom like this.

Facesitting Hero

Zaraya Canwell is a warrior that uses a rather unique fighting style. Those who attempt to do battle with her will not find themselves facing off against a weapon, but rather, the tall, curvaceous woman’s huge backside. Using her rear to her advantage, Zaraya combats her foes by sitting on their faces, where she squashes and smothers them into submission while her lustful, dominating side emerges with their face submerged in her big butt. Set in a fantasy RPG world, classes from all walks of life set upon the unassuming village of Unkergotten, where those who intrude or threaten the safety of the townsfolk will face the wrath of Zaraya- and her booty. This story will be updated sporadically, I’m just doing it for fun and letting my background of erotic literature bleed in.

Super Yandere

Strong, powerful, beautiful...and incredibly psycho Passion Princess is one of the world’s most powerful and popular superheroes. As gorgeous as she is friendly, people look to the caped heroine whenever danger threatens the Earth, where her enemies struggle to find a way to combat the bulletproof woman. She’d be perfect, if not for her dark secret… Passion Princess is a massive yandere. With great power, comes great temptation, and the pretty-faced heroine struggles with this when it comes to men that she finds attractive. Regardless of whether they are dating, married, or don’t reciprocate her advances, those who catch their eye may eventually find themselves chained up at her secret island base. It is up to a lone detective to try and find a way to uncover Passion Princess’s secret passions.

Rick & Luffy

Eccentric and disorderly scientist, Rick Sanchez, is the biggest One Piece fan in existence. At least, in his universe. Known as “One Piece Fan Rick” to the countless other Ricks of the multiverse, the Rick Sanchez of Dimension D-3D2Y is a devoted fan of the popular manga series and using his portal technology, opts to take a holiday from the Smiths after his Morty (a filthy Boruto fanboy) starts complaining about his excessive love of One Piece. Rick’s destination is a dimension where the world of One Piece is reality, and he plans to enter the perilous seas of the Grand Line and join up with none other than Monkey D. Luffy and his Straw Hat pirates. ---------- This is a purely chaotic fan fiction that I'm doing for fun. Updates will be very sporadic

Prayer for Destruction

The god of destruction is torn from the heavens and forced to aid the mortal world. After several millennia of courting, Razaranje, the god of destruction, has successfully proposed to the goddess of lust and is now expecting an eternity of bliss in the Realm of Gods…until some pesky human manages to pray him down to their war-torn world in hopes that he’ll be able to help their side in a never-ending conflict. Angered at being ripped away from his new fiancé, Razaranje learns that he is bound by a powerful ritual that forces him to remain in the mortal realm until he answers the prayers of the group that managed to summon him. Worse yet, the king of the gods, Athelion, assigns the destruction god with the task of maintaining balance and helping to bring the chaotic world to order. With immense destructive powers, Raz is forced to use his godly abilities wisely in order to aid the mortals that he despises, now having to find a way to respond to the prayers that brought him there in the first place. As the only deity walking amongst the humans, the god of destruction finds himself unconditionally worshipped by the mortals, where he grows to wonder if his predicament is even the worst thing as he learns to enjoy the unrelenting respect and praise that comes with being a god.

Reborn as Corn

--Also to post on Royal Road-- After finding out that he is to inherit a billion dollars, Tino Lawson believes himself to be the luckiest 18-year-old in the world…until he is crushed/burned to death by a tanker truck carrying corrosive acid. Death proves to be a mere speedbump, however, as Tino awakens in another world far beyond his wildest dreams. Too bad he got reincarnated as a vegetable. Stuck within the immobile body of an ear of corn, Tino is alone with his thoughts while time moves at a glacial pace, where the cultivatable vegetable eventually learns how to cultivate the energies of the universe around him. By the time he is harvested, Tino has everything he needs. Plant yourself in your chair, and a-maize yourself with this corny story.

One Laugh Man

What would happen if Saitama became Jokerized? When the Joker appears and wreaks havoc in the One Punch Man universe, Saitama springs into action and easily defeats the clown prince of Gotham, but not before the laughing villain manages to spray him with a peculiar gas. With his dying breath, the Joker uses the same device that he used to enter Saitama's world to teleport them back to Gotham city, where the caped baldy struggles to get his bearings on the alternate Earth, all while the strange concoction that he was hit with begins to transform him into something truly horrifying.

Back Pain: How my dumb self got stuck as an overly-busty girl

Dwight Hock is a 35-year-old video game addict who is about to start a new file on one of the world’s most popular video games: ULife, a revolutionary virtual-reality world where players can be anything that they dream of. People can change genders, the handicapped can walk again as towering bodybuilders, and furries can be the anthropomorphic animals that they’ve always wanted to be. Dwight, a reclusive virgin who is obsessed with pornography and views women as nothing more than sex objects, naturally designs his new ULife character as a young woman with gargantuan, beachball-sized breasts with the intention of fondling himself in game for his own pleasure. Upon entering the new world however, the perverted man finds a few things out of place: for one, he can smell, taste, and feel everything in the game as if it were real, and on top of that- he can feel the weight of the enormous breasts that he gave his female character! Dwight soon comes to find out that the world of ULife has seemingly become reality, and that he is now stuck firmly in a body that has boobs that weigh almost 80 pounds apiece! Struggling to survive in this bizarre new realm that is populated by even stranger characters, Dwight desperately looks to escape as his perverted dream quickly turns into a nightmare.

BT System (cancelled)